—If you don’t want to read all this, command + F for mentions of you at least so you can see if Rhett trashed you to me individually—

Alright, firstly, let’s address Rhett.  So day 1, during the purge Rhett, we talked.  You were decently pleasant and I didn’t have any bad opinion on you.  We were selected for the same tribe and during the first round, with Headquarters and all which i’m sure everyone knows about at this point, you were half in the loop and half out of it.  You weren’t in Headquarters! where the plan was formed, but you were included as well as Tyler, HQ! members Jake and Sarge, and myself obviously.  You were an ok decent person, you did well at putting on a charade that you were actually sane for like 1 day but you can only hide who you truly are for so long.

After Tyler’s mutiny, you showed that you rude, mean, and just someone who it was impossible not to hate.  You BASHED Tyler for mutinying to Athens, not on a strategic level like i was, but on a completely personal level, and I wonder what Tyler, a nice person who was just trying to play the goddamn game, did to make you be so rude to him.  Not only did you use POSEIDON, one of the best god powers that you could use up to the final 6, at the final 24 with no thought to save this power, but you used it PERSONALLY.  One of the most STRATEGIC abilities in the game that could completely change the game (Which almost happened at final 12) was used to, nah i’ll just let you explain it.

On 1/23/18, at 6:39 PM, Rhett W wrote:
> Tyler pissed me off yesterday when we was talking to me and I nullified his vote simply because I knew we still had the majority and to knock him off his high horse

Possibly the goddamn most idiotic use of a power EVER.  EVEN MIKE TOLD YOU YOU USED IT INCORRECTLY

On 1/26/18, at 5:28 PM, Rhett W wrote:
> Well Mike pretty much told me that he thought I was stupid for using my Poseidon power how I did soooooo

You also had told me you were Aphrodite earlier and when Tyler told me he was Aphrodite, I accused him of lying because I believed you as he had just mutinied.  Did you really think, that you could LIE about your god?  Let’s just think about this for a minute, you say you’re a different god than you actually are and you just have to HOPE that the actual Aphrodite isn’t revealed/voted out?  Complete idiocy.  At this moment, I didn’t trust you at all.

You made some of the most ridiculous strategic blunders I’ve ever seen.  You managed to be a COMPLETE asshole when our tribe was trying to show tribe pride which led to you being the next target over Renny if Sparta lost again because we couldn’t fucking stand you anymore.  You mutinied to a tribe in which you would have been voted out next from, after the second swap despite being an outsider you somehow managed to be targeted by the Corfus showing that you had ins with neither side, the idol play was perfectly warranted, i’ll give you that, and you somehow stumbled into the merge.  You also did dumb stuff like getting caught between me and Ross for lying about info and managing to not even be close to Brandon pre-merge despite that being what you were supposed to do.

Come merge, you continued to suck at the game.  Headquarters! originally wanted the 6 on Ross being us 5 and Brandon but I, wanting to get the solid majority, told you about the vote, if it wasn’t for my telling you how to vote at the merge, you would have been completely clueless that vote just like Garret was.  You then were a part of the group but only as a number, not because anyone liked you.  And I wanted to make a move this round and I wanted to pull you in but you were insistent that we don’t make a move yet DESPITE the fact that this was really our only chance to do it, we would not need to depend on a 0-vote margin of error, we wouldn’t have to worry about someone else making a move, and the fact that you had NO IDEA what was going on with this group at all not being in it for like the entirety of the game and instead being a side-hoe.  After I decided to make the move without you and it backfired, you and I got in a fight and stoped working together.  You continued to be insufferable but now I could openly say it.  And you may take credit for getting here because you “infiltrated” their alliance but the real reason you are sitting where you are is because of no good strategy of your own, but the fact that you were the most toxic person in this game.  In fact, you were the only person who didn’t realize Mud’s game, how well he was playing it, and how likely he was to win given that you were the only one not to flip on him.

And don’t claim that being such a dickwad was “amazing strategy” because it wasn’t, you were almost voted out on multiple occasions because you were so disliked.

So now that I’ve attacked Rhett’s game, let’s talk about what makes fucking Rhett so goddamn insufferable.  First off, if you think he wasn’t a dick to you, you’re VERY wrong.  Rhett trashed pretty much everyone to me and i’m sure he did the same to me with other people.  Let’s go through Rhett’s finest moments. 

—Ross trashes PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE CAST—
[1/23/18, 5:27:18 PM] Rhett W: I lowkey don’t feel desire to care anymore lol
[1/23/18, 5:53:08 PM] Noah Kondon: lol
[1/23/18, 5:54:20 PM] Rhett W: like you’re the only person who has made even a bit of effort to message me so that shows that I’ll be voted out right away

plus, I just physically can’t stand 90% of these people
[1/23/18, 5:54:30 PM] Noah Kondon: lol
[1/23/18, 5:54:47 PM] Noah Kondon: i mean i can i gues
[1/23/18, 5:54:53 PM] Noah Kondon: but i have no idea what Tyler’s goal is here
[1/23/18, 5:55:19 PM] Rhett W: He already wasn’t my favorite person and I just... can’t
[1/23/18, 5:55:59 PM] Noah Kondon: i mean, i want to see what jake has to say
[1/23/18, 5:56:05 PM] Noah Kondon: i think he trusted tyler the most
[1/23/18, 5:56:29 PM] Rhett W: I can’t stand him either lol
[1/23/18, 5:56:53 PM] Noah Kondon: lol i mean, i sorta trust him but now that tyler turned, idk where his aligence is
[1/23/18, 5:57:44 PM] Rhett W: We are in an alliance. Last time I checked, you were supposed to talk to and check in with your alliance
[1/23/18, 5:57:59 PM] Rhett W: Jake has literally acted like I don’t exist
[1/23/18, 5:58:04 PM] Noah Kondon: LMAO
[1/23/18, 5:58:12 PM] Noah Kondon: What about sarge?
[1/23/18, 5:58:28 PM] Rhett W: Made more of an attempt than Jake
[1/23/18, 5:58:53 PM] Noah Kondon: XD, I mean this is my first game in a couple months and my only game atm so i have more ability to make an effort with people
[1/23/18, 5:59:32 PM] Rhett W: I just don’t connect with anyone here really and I just can’t deal with how some of these people act
[1/23/18, 5:59:53 PM] Rhett W: I’ve met 4th graders who behave more mature than these people
[1/23/18, 6:00:02 PM] Rhett W: and i get its a game and they are just having fun
[1/23/18, 6:00:13 PM] Noah Kondon: I mean, Kyle is the one who really annoys me
[1/23/18, 6:00:15 PM] Rhett W: but there’s a certain level most have passed it long ago imo
[1/23/18, 6:00:27 PM] Rhett W: Kyle and Tyler have annoyed me since Day 0
[1/23/18, 6:00:36 PM] Noah Kondon: lol, tyler has been fine with me
[1/23/18, 6:00:38 PM] Noah Kondon: untill today
[1/23/18, 6:00:47 PM] Noah Kondon: i don’t get annoyed with people as easily i guess
[1/23/18, 6:00:50 PM] Rhett W: He’s been a less extreme version of Kyle imo
[1/23/18, 6:00:54 PM] Noah Kondon: i’ve learned to deal with the crazies
[1/23/18, 6:01:02 PM] Rhett W: I’m basically Corinne Kaplan lol
[1/23/18, 6:01:05 PM] Noah Kondon: on my LONG LONG time on this site
[1/23/18, 6:01:24 PM] Noah Kondon: lol does that make me Bob?
[1/23/18, 6:01:27 PM] Rhett W: If I don’t like someone, I avoid and ignore them
[1/23/18, 6:01:28 PM] Noah Kondon: I’m fine with 1st
[1/23/18, 6:01:37 PM] Noah Kondon: oh wait that probs makes me charlie
[1/23/18, 6:01:40 PM] Noah Kondon: no no no no no
[1/23/18, 6:01:41 PM] Noah Kondon: lol
[1/23/18, 6:01:51 PM] Rhett W: Nahh you’re Marcus lol
[1/23/18, 6:01:59 PM] Noah Kondon: LMAO EVEN WORSE
[1/23/18, 6:02:15 PM] Rhett W: lololol then you’re Bob plus Marcus
[1/23/18, 6:02:16 PM] Noah Kondon: Fuking pre-merge but makes jury
[1/23/18, 6:02:18 PM] Noah Kondon: no thanks
[1/23/18, 6:02:29 PM] Noah Kondon: yessss bob’s placement + marcus = 100% lit
[1/23/18, 6:02:41 PM] Rhett W: hahahaha
[1/23/18, 6:03:34 PM] Rhett W: I honestly feel I have no chance in this game
[1/23/18, 6:03:50 PM] Noah Kondon: lol, it’s like the 2nd round, nobody is out of it yet
[1/23/18, 6:04:11 PM] Rhett W: I just hate these people sooooooo much
[1/23/18, 6:04:32 PM] Noah Kondon: lmao, chill it’s only like day 2 XD
[1/23/18, 6:05:03 PM] Noah Kondon: ok well kyle might be out of it
[1/23/18, 6:05:08 PM] Noah Kondon: unless all the trash makes it to jury
[1/23/18, 6:05:14 PM] Rhett W: if I have to deal with Kyle, Tyler, Alan, Dana, or Ross omg
[1/23/18, 6:05:15 PM] Noah Kondon: and votes for him
[1/23/18, 6:05:30 PM] Noah Kondon: lol ross is fine to me tbh XD
[1/23/18, 6:05:30 PM] Rhett W: or Jordan M
[1/23/18, 6:05:52 PM] Noah Kondon: he’s played my group game, i kinda know him
[1/23/18, 6:06:03 PM] Rhett W: Ross acts like he is relevant but if I used the bathroom, that would be more relevant than him

—Rhett Trashes Sarge—
[1/23/18, 6:28:08 PM] Noah Kondon: there needs to be a swap soon
[1/23/18, 6:28:20 PM] Rhett W: no
[1/23/18, 6:28:27 PM] Rhett W: swap = Rhett goes home
[1/23/18, 6:28:44 PM] Noah Kondon: we stay and get destroyed = we all go home
[1/23/18, 6:29:19 PM] Rhett W: or we vote Sarge, have him Ares against someone like Dana or Alan or Tyler, Sarge wins and shit goes down
[1/23/18, 6:29:26 PM] Rhett W: too bad Sarge sucks at challenges

—Rhett Trashes people’s non-existent lives—
[1/23/18, 6:32:47 PM] Noah Kondon: well i gotta hunt for this idol
[1/23/18, 6:32:51 PM] Noah Kondon: i used to be really good at this
[1/23/18, 6:32:56 PM] Noah Kondon: so let’s see if i still got it
[1/23/18, 6:33:07 PM] Rhett W: I got it already
[1/23/18, 6:33:13 PM] Noah Kondon: LMAO REALLY?
[1/23/18, 6:33:16 PM] Noah Kondon: WHERE?
[1/23/18, 6:33:19 PM] Rhett W: no
[1/23/18, 6:33:24 PM] Noah Kondon: oh
[1/23/18, 6:33:25 PM] Rhett W: i was just pulling your leg
[1/23/18, 6:33:31 PM] Noah Kondon: lol cuz i was like
[1/23/18, 6:33:33 PM] Noah Kondon: boi no clue
[1/23/18, 6:33:37 PM] Noah Kondon: the other tribes seem to have trouble
[1/23/18, 6:33:39 PM] Noah Kondon: with a clue
[1/23/18, 6:33:39 PM] Noah Kondon: lol
[1/23/18, 6:33:46 PM] Rhett W: haven’t spent one second looking for it
[1/23/18, 6:34:14 PM] Rhett W: and with as nonexistent their lives are, they probably already found it and are lyon g
[1/23/18, 6:34:17 PM] Rhett W: *lying

—Rhett trashes Tyler and Kyle—
[1/23/18, 6:37:57 PM] Rhett W: do you want the 100% honest truth?
[1/23/18, 6:38:02 PM] Noah Kondon: yea
[1/23/18, 6:38:11 PM] Noah Kondon: sure? lol
[1/23/18, 6:38:27 PM] Rhett W: I’m not actually Aphrodite lol
[1/23/18, 6:38:33 PM] Noah Kondon: OOP
[1/23/18, 6:38:37 PM] Rhett W: I’m Poseidon
[1/23/18, 6:38:39 PM] Noah Kondon: WELL THAT’S AWKWARD
[1/23/18, 6:38:41 PM] Noah Kondon: LMFAO
[1/23/18, 6:38:44 PM] Noah Kondon: OK DAMN
[1/23/18, 6:39:31 PM] Rhett W: Tyler pissed me off yesterday when we was talking to me and I nullified his vote simply because I knew we still had the majority and to knock him off his high horse
[1/23/18, 6:39:56 PM] Noah Kondon: eek, i feel like u wasted ur power rho lmao
[1/23/18, 6:40:13 PM] Noah Kondon: so that means hades, hera, and athena are renny, jake, and waf
[1/23/18, 6:40:18 PM] Rhett W: I did lol but I don’t like having advantages because they make me paranoid
[1/23/18, 6:40:26 PM] Noah Kondon: LMAO
[1/23/18, 6:40:34 PM] Noah Kondon: if you find an idol you can give it to me XD
[1/23/18, 6:40:38 PM] Noah Kondon: ease the parinoia
[1/23/18, 6:40:55 PM] Noah Kondon: ;)
[1/23/18, 6:40:59 PM] Rhett W: idk what parinoia is lol
[1/23/18, 6:41:06 PM] Noah Kondon: being parinoid
[1/23/18, 6:41:07 PM] Noah Kondon: lol
[1/23/18, 6:41:08 PM] Rhett W: i know what paranoia is tho
[1/23/18, 6:41:15 PM] Noah Kondon: OH LOL
[1/23/18, 6:41:19 PM] Rhett W: Lmaooo
[1/23/18, 6:41:28 PM] Noah Kondon: Ima bawd spellur
[1/23/18, 6:41:48 PM] Rhett W: bawd? are you trying to say you are bald?
[1/23/18, 6:42:00 PM] Noah Kondon: anyways, you mud tim dj dana jordan
[1/23/18, 6:42:03 PM] Noah Kondon: but no bad
[1/23/18, 6:42:05 PM] Noah Kondon: xd
[1/23/18, 6:42:25 PM] Rhett W: Dana, Dj and Jordan voted me out lol
[1/23/18, 6:43:10 PM] Rhett W: it’s 8:42 here and i’m fucking bored
[1/23/18, 6:43:23 PM] Noah Kondon: LOL same but i have homework to do
[1/23/18, 6:43:29 PM] Noah Kondon: and idol hunting
[1/23/18, 6:43:42 PM] Rhett W: I was just about to say you had a life lol
[1/23/18, 6:44:43 PM] Rhett W: sorry about the Poseidon lie btw
I didn’t think Tyler was gonna mutiny and when he did, I just wanted to fade away lol
so it’s basically my fault Tyler took the mutiny
[1/23/18, 6:45:00 PM] Noah Kondon: yea lol
[1/23/18, 6:45:18 PM] Noah Kondon: but it’s ok
[1/23/18, 6:45:38 PM] Rhett W: He shouldnt have acted like he was fucking King Tyler of the Galaxy lol
[1/23/18, 6:46:05 PM] Noah Kondon: :p
[1/23/18, 6:46:07 PM] Noah Kondon: like kyle
[1/23/18, 6:46:28 PM] Rhett W: Kyle could never be a king

—Rhett trashes Mike, Newz, and Tyler—
[1/26/18, 5:20:34 PM] Noah Kondon: lol same
[1/26/18, 5:20:35 PM] Noah Kondon: like
[1/26/18, 5:20:39 PM] Noah Kondon: this game has 24 people
[1/26/18, 5:20:43 PM] Noah Kondon: speed it the fuck up my guy
[1/26/18, 5:22:39 PM] Rhett W: #suspicious
[1/26/18, 5:22:52 PM] Noah Kondon: also like
[1/26/18, 5:22:57 PM] Noah Kondon: you made it a double elim
[1/26/18, 5:23:01 PM] Noah Kondon: and you want to slow the game down
[1/26/18, 5:27:44 PM] Rhett W: I feel like Newz and Mike aren’t getting what they want in the game so they are trying to turn it how they want
[1/26/18, 5:28:01 PM] Noah Kondon: nah i think they pre-plan lol
[1/26/18, 5:28:12 PM] Noah Kondon: i wouldn’t go as far as to say they rig
[1/26/18, 5:28:44 PM] Rhett W: Well Mike pretty much told me that he thought I was stupid for using my Poseidon power how I did soooooo
[1/26/18, 5:28:51 PM] Noah Kondon: LMAO
[1/26/18, 5:28:56 PM] Noah Kondon: ok honestly
[1/26/18, 5:29:09 PM] Noah Kondon: you should have saved it
[1/26/18, 5:29:10 PM] Noah Kondon: lmao
[1/26/18, 5:29:20 PM] Noah Kondon: but hey
[1/26/18, 5:29:22 PM] Noah Kondon: it’s your power
[1/26/18, 5:29:24 PM] Noah Kondon: you do you
[1/26/18, 5:29:25 PM] Noah Kondon: lol
[1/26/18, 5:29:34 PM] Rhett W: I’d rather piss off Tyler and I did
[1/26/18, 5:29:41 PM] Noah Kondon: LMAO ICON
[1/26/18, 5:29:48 PM] Noah Kondon: Pissing off Tyler > Strategy
[1/26/18, 5:29:49 PM] Rhett W: like fuck your twist
[1/26/18, 5:29:55 PM] Rhett W: stop being a lazy host
[1/26/18, 5:31:46 PM] Rhett W: I have no regrets

—Rhett semi-trashes Brandon and Rosss—-
[2/2/18, 6:09:50 PM] Rhett W: Ok
[2/2/18, 6:10:55 PM] Rhett W: As of right now, Tyler and Ross only want Absolita’s crew out.
They will not touch us.
I think I have established enough trust with them so that they will inform me of their plans, like they didn’t tonight. As long as I’m around, they won’t be able to make any moves against you or anyone else without us knowing in advance
[2/2/18, 6:11:05 PM] Noah Kondon: ok
[2/2/18, 6:11:10 PM] Noah Kondon: i trust you then
[2/2/18, 6:11:17 PM] Noah Kondon: but i’m warning you
[2/2/18, 6:11:23 PM] Noah Kondon: i don’t trust tyler nor ross
[2/2/18, 6:11:25 PM] Noah Kondon: for a second
[2/2/18, 6:11:35 PM] Rhett W: Just like I didn’t trust Brandon
[2/2/18, 6:11:55 PM] Noah Kondon: gahhhhhhhhhh
[2/2/18, 6:12:00 PM] Noah Kondon: well it’s your tribal
[2/2/18, 6:12:17 PM] Rhett W: It is. And since Brandon’s after me, I have no choice
[2/2/18, 6:12:22 PM] Noah Kondon: i get it
[2/2/18, 6:12:22 PM] Rhett W: It’s me or him tonight
[2/2/18, 6:12:26 PM] Noah Kondon: god fucking damn it
[2/2/18, 6:12:28 PM] Noah Kondon: brandon
[2/2/18, 6:12:36 PM] Noah Kondon: he fucked this up
[2/2/18, 6:12:42 PM] Rhett W: I know :(
[2/2/18, 8:59:05 PM] Noah Kondon: [2/2/18, 8:57:33 PM] Ross Buttler: So hey
[2/2/18, 8:57:38 PM] Ross Buttler: I need to confirm something real quick
[2/2/18, 8:57:44 PM] Noah Kondon: yea
[2/2/18, 8:57:46 PM] Noah Kondon: ?
[2/2/18, 8:58:07 PM] Ross Buttler: Rhett tells me that you told him you want Garret out?
[2/2/18, 8:58:18 PM] Noah Kondon: no?
[2/2/18, 8:58:28 PM] Noah Kondon: i never said that…
[2/2/18, 9:01:20 PM] Rhett W: Wtf?
[2/2/18, 9:01:25 PM] Noah Kondon: yea
[2/2/18, 9:01:27 PM] Rhett W: I never said any of that
[2/2/18, 9:01:38 PM] Noah Kondon: lmao then he’s a snake and a liar
[2/2/18, 9:02:00 PM] Rhett W: I told him I want Brandon out over Garret
[2/2/18, 9:02:13 PM] Noah Kondon: LMAO HE ASKED ME THE SAME THING
[2/2/18, 9:03:36 PM] Rhett W: He’s trying to decide between voting off Garret or Brandon

I want Brandon out because Brandon wants me out, but he thinks Brandon will work with him and Garret wont
[2/2/18, 9:03:59 PM] Noah Kondon: …
[2/2/18, 9:04:30 PM] Rhett W: I can’t fucking stand Ross
[2/2/18, 9:04:38 PM] Noah Kondon: ^^^
[2/2/18, 9:04:54 PM] Rhett W: Like the vote was fucking simple
[2/2/18, 9:04:58 PM] Rhett W: vote Brandon
[2/2/18, 9:05:07 PM] Rhett W: but his ass has to start trying to overthink shit
[2/2/18, 9:05:48 PM] Noah Kondon: yep…
[2/2/18, 9:06:38 PM] Rhett W: Well, I might be going home now so whatever

So there you go, Rhett is a shit gameplayer, an asshole, and not only should he not win this game, but him receiving a SINGLE VOTE would be an abomination of justice.  Now, onto the other finalists.

Nudes for votes
unless ur underage then sorry cant vote u

I honestly can’t belive that I have made the Final Tribal Council. When this game started and I saw it was going to be narrowed down from a cast of like 54, I thought I was done for. But I managed to barely squeak by and make it onto the season with 23 other people. I knew no one coming into this game. The only people from my original season either hated me or never talked to me. I was an irrelevant body surround by pre-existing friendships, bonds, and alliance. I knew right then, I needed to play smart. I needed to make other people think they had control of me. Noah immediately scooped me up.

As the game progressed, I was constantly left out of the loop, finding out things days later. I formed a fake bond with Ross and he found the Rhodes idol for me. Even though I joined Rhodes, I was never in any danger there thanks to my idol. Once I was sent to exile after the tribe swap, I knew I needed to step up my game. People had been trying to get Dana out for weeks, but it was MY IDOL PLAY that secured Dana’s elimination.

It was MY MOVES that painted Ross a target and split up him and Tyler. Brandon was GUNNING for me, but I was able to make Tyler and Ross go after each other instead, saving both myself AND Brandon who was slated to go home 3-2.

I then saw Noah as my biggest threat. He was in with everyone. He was a power player. He was a challenge threat. Fortunately, I had begun to talk to Mud. So when Noah flipped, I saw my chance. I exposed him for playing all sides and made him an even larger target, and took his spot in his alliance. I had numbers. I had allies. I was finally in the loop and we picked off Noah and the other side one by one. When Noah makes moves, it’s “just a game”. But when other people get him first, he gets butthurt.

Once it reached final 8, Jay decided to try to get in with Jordan and make a move against me. He tried to recruit both Jake and Mud. But both told me because I formed a close bond with them. Both tired to target one another. When it came down to it, I got Garret and Brandon to join me in eliminating Jake. Jake is a lot sneakier. Mud was such a larger target that everyone would always have eyes on him. Why keep a snake (Jake) when I can keep a shield (Mud)? So I sent Jake home. However, I voted Mud because I wanted Mud to get paranoid and I wanted Jake to think I was loyal to him the whole time.

Jay then lost his shit. I wanted Jordan out next, but out of low tolerance for Jay, I convinced the others to abandon the plan to split the votes and instead vote for Jay. Why? Not because I was afraid of an idol, but because Jay was my target. So Jay went home.

The next round, Marto wanted to flip and vote Mud. But I couldn’t allow that. Jordan was the last person in the game who DIDNT want to take me to the end. So by voting him off, I made sure I had a path to the end with everyone else. So I made my move and Jordan went home.

Mud was the next target. But I honestly couldn’t vote Mud. So I voted with him. I told Brandon and Marto that I voted with Mud in case Mud had an idol. That was a lie. I just didn’t want to vote Mud out. They did my dirty work for me and never thought I was flipping.

Garret had to be next because I didn’t not want to risk going to fire to save him. If he had been here to compete, it would be a different story. He could have won the final challenge (which I didn’t compete in so Brandon and Marto wouldn’t see me as a challenge threat like we did Jordan). So Garret left.

I went from out of the loop and lost, to distmsntling Headquarters!, to making small, subtle moves to slowly strip the power away from Mud. I won 2 immunity challenges. I played an idol. Marto just followed Headquarters! along. Brandon was on the bottom of everything.
As the game progressed, I GOT STRONGER. I stepped up my game and played.

Was my behavior out of line? Yes
Was my attitude unacceptable? Yes
Do I have regrets? Yes
Should I have behaved the way I did? No
Am I sorry? Yes

I did talk shit. Most people here did talk shit at one point or another. But I was never fake. I spoke my mind and was always honest with my opinions and how I felt. But there are no excuses for the things I said when I had one of my episodes. That’s all on me.

If you don’t want to vote for me because of personal reasons, I get it.
But I did play my heart out. I outlasted. I outwitted. I outplayed. I did what I needed to do.
If I get any votes, thank you.
If not, good luck to Brandon and Marto.

Alright, now that i've addressed the trash.  Let me address the final 2. 

Brandon, right now i'm leaning extremely heavily towards Marto, here's my reasoning:
1. He didn't follow Mud till the end, he tried to get Mud out on multiple instances where you let Mud get DANGEROUSLY close to the end when if he made final tribal, he was the clear winner.
2. He had better relationships pre-merge while you were kind of clueless to things such as Headquarters, the plans in the game such as throwing the challenge to get Vlad out, or Athens throwing the challenge to split between Tyler and DJ, or the marriage plot, and many other things.
3. You would have gone home at the final 12 had it not been for an EXTREMELY unusual circumstance, and not because you were randomly selected but because I wanted YOU specifically gone.  The reasons for this being that I had barely any relationship with you and didn't know where you stood and saw you as more likely to flock to the majority than anyone else which would mess up my 2 stable groups I could flip back and forth between.
4. You followed Mud's orders for a large part of the game.
5. Marto never had to mutiny once.

I want you to try to argue against these points and see if you can sway me, but I will admit, i'm likely to vote Marto but I do respect you unlike Rhett so I will give you the chance to talk me out of it.

Noah, the fact that you saved all that and organized it like that shows that you took this game way too seriously. Please move on past me. If I’m such a terrible person, why are you wasting so much of your time doing things like that?

Alright Rhett let's clear this up right now

Your idol play didn't secure Dana's elimination.  We had the votes anyways.  I also knew Garret had the Corinth Idol because I found it on day 1 and sent him the link which meant I knew that the Corfus didn't have an idol.  Therefore I swayed HQ!  to vote Dana out and not a safe vote instead knowing this.

And Rhett, you did not "get me first", you benefited from the fact that Garret had a heart problem and went to rocks.  Belive me, you wouldn't have had the ability to pull that off otherwise.

Hey, Survivor is partially about luck and luck was on my side :)

Alright Rhett let's clear this up right now

Your idol play didn't secure Dana's elimination.  We had the votes anyways.  I also knew Garret had the Corinth Idol because I found it on day 1 and sent him the link which meant I knew that the Corfus didn't have an idol.  Therefore I swayed HQ!  to vo

It just took one person (Brandon) to flip and I would’ve gone home instead of Dana. So by playing my idol, it prevented that from happening.

Ok, since your claims about doing stuff in the pre-merge are completely false, it's hard for me to belive legit ANYTHING about your post merge game.  You were out of the loop and lost for half the goddamn game and even if you did play harder than Marto and brandon.  It does NOT excuse you're behaviour.

"Am I sorry? Yes"

And you apologize NOW, that's pretty fucking convenient.  And I used my time to point out your flaws because You. Should. Not. Win.

Ok, since your claims about doing stuff in the pre-merge are completely false,

Umm I legit said I didn’t do anything pre-merge except play my idol, form bonds, and split Ross and Tyler.

I think I remember you posting in the Tribal council form “I thought it was between rhett and brandon” when you saw the votes unfolding between Ross and Tyler

Ok, luck was on your side, I will give you that, an extreme amount of luck but luck nevertheless, fine.  And ok, it prevented it from happening, but it wouldn't have happened so in the end it didn't matter.

Am I sorry? Yes"

And you apologize NOW, that's pretty fucking convenient.  And I used my time to point out your flaws because You. Should. Not. Win.

I apologized to Tyler, Mud, Garret, Brandon, and Marto personally one-in-one

Form Bonds?  With like 4 people?  You can't be serious.  And how does me not knowing what was going on that tribal change anything?

(1) Noah
(2) Ross
(3) Tyler
(4) Garret
(5) Mud
(6) Jake
(7) Brandon
(8) Marto

all I needed to get me where I am now