Today's challenge is what I like to call "Backfire"

Each Round, I will post a large block of text, followed underneath it by a group of items. Your job is to quickly claim one of the items as fast as possible, because the last person to claim one will be eliminated from the round. However, be careful because some of the items will be sabotaged! If you claim a sabotaged item, you yourself will be eliminated!

Now, this is where the large block of text comes in. Posted somewhere inside of it will be the items that are sabotaged! However, if you take too long looking for them, you might just be the last person without an item!

Note: The challenge is similar to musical chairs, in the sense that there will always be one less item per person available each round.

Any Questions?

Check-In closes at 7:05 PM EST

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welp

LMFAO

Wow at James being the only one not to play

come on it was literally a second