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♛ Character Bios

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271 days 12 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
~ This is where you can find all the character bios for So Uncool! They will be released in waves. ~
271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
~ ☆ CHEERLEADERS ☆ ~

The Cheerleaders are, essentially, the most popular girls at Lakeview High. Formerly dictated by the late McKenna Matthews and now her 'used-to-be-second-in-command' Sasha Shayne, the cheerleaders stand at the top of the social pyramid and maintain their popular persona without doing gross nerd stuff in public, like wearing designer knock-offs or the wrong shade of nail polish while also being able to kick, spin and fly.
271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: McKenna Matthews
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: ☠️☠️☠️
Social Ranking: Pretty good for a dead bitch.
Faceclaim: Rebecca Gayheart
Played by PennyTrationStan

Bio: Literally THE HBIC at Lakeview High, McKenna Matthews ruled all of Lakeview High with her crackle nail polish-clad iron fist. Having established the Lakeview Popularity Student Ranking, determining who's in and who's out by arbitrary numbers, and having pretty much invented "jeggings" and lita shoes at Lakeview, you would be pressed to find someone that actually liked McKenna for her personality and not just out of fear. The face of what everything Lakeview High stood for, both for better and for worse -- mostly for worse -- all of it came crashing down when McKenna Matthews died in an explosion at the local Starbucks. Could it be that her death was a simple accident or was foul play involved?
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271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Sasha Shayne
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Social Ranking: #1stPlaceTingz
Faceclaim: Megan Fox
Played by turkeylover

Bio: Spending most of her days at Lakeview High being McKenna's glorified second-in-command, no one was happier and more relieved than Sasha Shayne after McKenna "tragically" past away. Now, Sasha wears her new Lakeview High HBIC metaphorical crown as a badge of honor, though the stress of being a cartoonishly evil mean popular girl is seriously getting to her, specially when her fellow nemesis Kori Morgan [kaylee21] is also trying to come for that crown. Nevertheless, she relies on her nameless cheerleading "sort-of-friends" and her hot, blonde boyfriend who's totally NOT in the closet to get by... although when a hipster duo come strolling into town, Sasha's plans of maintaining the social hierarchy of Lakeview High in order are about to go down the drain.
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271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Natalie Taylor
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Pansexual
Social Ranking: Australia's Favorite Houseguest
Faceclaim: Iggy Azalea
Played by Ajathekween

Bio: Natalie Taylor is Lakeview's crown true blue jewel. Having lived her life in Australia on the beach fending crocodiles and petting koalas, Natalie Taylor is in her own words a "regulation hottie". Having joined the cheerleaders by actually having the body strength to lift someone up, Natalie's one of the nicest cheerleaders at Lakeview, yet she's very commonly misjudged given that she's quick to call everyone a "c*nt" as some sort of endearing term -- I guess that's an Aussie thing? Whatever. Natalie's also one to lose sight of her knickers very easily, having slept with most guys of the wrestling team, which is funny considering most of them are at least bi-curious now. Natalie also describes herself as a bloody dardy girl, and she isn't one to crack the shits unless she has a good reason to.
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271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Chloe Versace
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Closet Bisexual
Social Ranking: Popular Blonde Cheerleader #1
Faceclaim: Emma Roberts
Played by adamslater19

Bio: Being in the cheer squad by default by being pretty, blonde and white, Chloe Versace serves as the cheerleaders' glorified attack dog. Infamous for her attitude and snarky demeanor, Chloe has been reconsidering her own sexuality after she wore a flannel shirt to school for picture day by her own accord and also staring at girls in the locker room while they're not looking. Convinced she's been infected by the "gay bomb" supposedly going around in Lakeview and agitated by McKenna Matthews' accidental(?) death, Chloe's trying to make the best out of her current situation by being the complete worst, while also getting over her popular jock ex-boy toy Drake Alexander [Brandonh1].
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271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Lilac Williams
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Social Ranking: Glorified Cheerleader Squad Punching Bag
Faceclaim: Madelyn Cline
Played by Glinda

Bio: Lilac Williams was like kind of best friends with McKenna and then McKenna, you know, died in a Starbucks explosion. Now, Lilac is constantly being bossed around by Sasha Shayne [turkeylover]. But things aren’t THAT bad for Lilac on the squad. For instance, she’s kind of friends with Kori Morgan [kaylee 21] because they both really dislike Sasha, and sometimes the other girls acnowledge her as well! Lilac really wants her time in the spotlight but with psycho cheerleaders and quirky hipsters around, she most likely won't get it.
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271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Lindsay McColligan
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Social Ranking: Popular Blonde Cheerleader #2
Faceclaim: Olivia Holt
Played by Tommy123

Bio: Yet ANOTHER blonde, white and pretty student at Lakeview, Lindsay's bubbly, cool and flirtatious personality has made her something of a hot commodity around the very few actually straight men at the school, but more noticeably her very own stepbrother... Drake... Alexander... [Brandonh1]... Okay. Anyhow! Stepbrother shenanigans aside, Lindsay is single and ready to mingle. She's very into high school boys but ever since her parents' divorce, she has developed severe daddy issues and her age-range max limit has gone up to 50 years old, so there's that! She's best friends with Chloe Versace [adamslater19] and she's pretty friendly towards everyone in her squad, even if they don't necessarily like her back all that much. CHEERful and ready to have a good time, Lindsay's ready for whatever the school year has in store for her!
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271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Kori Morgan
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight...?
Social Ranking: The Pepsi to Sasha Shayne's Diet Coke
Faceclaim: Michelle Trachtenberg
Played by kaylee21

Bio: Kori Morgan might as well be, as Sasha Shayne [turkeylover] refers to her behind closed doors, "the second coming of the antichrist". Having been the HBIC at her plain lil' old hometown, you know, the Upper East Side, Kori was on the rise towards becoming McKenna's Next Top Minion before the latter's untimely death. Feeling entitled to take over Sasha's new position as the new McKenna, Kori is hungry for the power and willing to do anything in her favor to get what she wants. But little does Kori know a quirky duo of hipsters have different plans for her.
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271 days 11 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Berenice "Nice" Sarpaux
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Social Ranking: Popular BRUNETTE Cheerleader!
Faceclaim: Sophia Bush
Played by Dracarys

Bio: Long before Berenice "Nice" Sarpaux ever moved to Lakeview, she had already found her streak of popularity when she went viral for accidentally falling off the third story of the Eiffel Tower and landing in a perfect split. Ever since then, she was fast-tracked into the cheerleading squad once she stepped foot inside the school. She likes to go by her nickname "Nice" (pronounced like "niece" but literally all of her friends mispronounce it as "nice" or "neyss" or literally anything other than "niece") and gets along well with the popular folk at Lakeview High, not really questioning the incredibly systemic Lakeview social hierarchy. A goofball yet quick-witted, Nice also gets along well with fellow viral Lakeview sensation Aaliyah King [nothingbutrouble], an asset Sasha Shayne loves to exploit for her own popularity gain.
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271 days 5 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
~ ☆ STUDENT COUNCIL ☆ ~

The Student Council is composed of Lakeview High's biggest t̶r̶y̶-̶h̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶c̶l̶i̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶ intellectually advanced students who aspire to t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶r̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶p̶o̶p̶u̶l̶a̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶u̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶b̶i̶t̶r̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶S̶t̶u̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶P̶o̶p̶u̶l̶a̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶R̶a̶n̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ plan out the own school's social events and do whatever suits the school's own best interests. It only has five current members and it is led by resident girl-next-door Bronwyn Hartfeld.
271 days 5 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Bronwyn Hartfeld
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Social Ranking: Lakeview's Crowning Sweetheart ♡
Faceclaim: Taylor Momsen
Played by PennyTrationStan

Bio: Unlike most of her Student Council peers, Bronwyn Hartfeld isn’t a conniving backstabber who wouldn’t hesitate to betray their friends if it meant placing higher in the social ranking, because she was basically born into popularity given the status of her very wealthy family. When she isn’t writing One Direction fanfiction and running a secret Oncelor ask me blog on Tumblr, she’s busy being the student body president, head of the homecoming, winter formal, spring fling, and the homecoming committee. However her busy schedule still obviously gives her time to go get coffee with her total bestie for life Lucy Luscious [nateclove] and fawn over smart-chic boy-next-door Alvin Adams [Tizian]. In the midst of her very busy schedule, Bronwyn swore to her secret diary she got at Justice a few weeks ago in secret that she would find herself and her true identity this year. (Un)luckily for her, she's bound to meet two certain faux glasses-wearing hipsters that will "help" her.
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271 days 5 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Lucy Luscious
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: "Straight"
Social Ranking: Most Likely to Be A Serial Killer
Faceclaim: Lucy Fry
Played by nateclove

Bio: Some people would say Lucy’s birth was a christmas miracle and others would say it was just a stripper being lazy on the job. Either way, Lucy Luscious was incessantly mocked her entire life for her weird and confusing backstory. After her pastor father won custody of Lucy against Lucy's stripper mom, she was able to turn her life around by befriending her neighbor Bronwyn Hartfeld [PennyTrationStan], which helped her get a spot on the student council as the vice president. Now, Lucy spends her day abusing her power and possibly plotting the downfall of the other members of the student council, notably her fellow social climbing peer Jordan Crawford [KingGeek]. Anyone who stands in her way of gaining power should watch their back because she will run them down. No but seriously, she will literally run them down. She doesn’t have a real driver's license but yet she has a car, which she drives everywhere. A manipulative Christian woman harboring some real psychopatic tendencies, Lucy Luscious is probably a serial killer in the making.
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271 days 5 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Jordan Crawford
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Social Ranking: The Boom Boom Underdog
Faceclaim: Laura Harrier
Played by KingGeek

Bio: Alarmingly one of the very few black people at Lakeview High, Jordan Crawford's been trying to do the best with the cards that have been dealt. A very pro-active member in the Student Council, Jordan usually hangs out with fellow Student Council girl-friends Bronwyn Hartfeld [PennyTrationStan] and Lucy Luscious [nateclove], even though she's quick to get annoyed at the former and she absolutely can't stand the latter, usually breaking into very passive-agressive fights with her at the Student Council meetings. Keeping her head high and her focus set on overtaking Bronwyn's position as the president sooner or later, Jordan is an opportunist, and once the hipster duo start swiftly changing the social dynamics of Lakeview High, Jordan might find the one opportunity she's been looking for.
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271 days 5 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Erica Anderson
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Social Ranking: Redhead.
Faceclaim: Holland Roden
Played by dvs194

Bio: More focused in contributing to the Student Council than actively trying to take control of it in contrast to some of her peers, Erica Anderson's known for being kind, albeit sometimes a bit of a smarty-pants. Erica usually hangs out with her Student Council girl-friends and guy-friend, being the peacemaker between Lucy Luscious [nateclove] and Jordan Crawford [KingGeek], although she recently has been hanging around infamous slacker Aidan Wright [Rain848] ever since she was assigned to tutor him and prevent him from actually flunking the year.
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271 days 4 hours ago
PennyTrationStan
Name: Alvin Adams
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Social Ranking: Boy-Next-Door Bubbling Under Hot 100
Faceclaim: Max Schneider
Played by Tizian

Bio: A relatively new student at Lakeview High, Alvin's astuteness and courteous personality has bought him a spot in the Lakeview Student Council, courtesy of one Bronwyn Hartfeld [PennyTrationStan], who totes may or may not have a crush on him. Even though he's technically not a part of the Student Council, he's allowed into meetings and gets along well with the other ladies at the Student Council for A) not being an aspiring social climber and B) being a man. Striving for what's best while also being a people pleaser, Alvin's charms might get the best of him once a duo of hipsters move to Lakeview and start wreaking havoc.
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