http://imgur.com/a/6Ovj6 I was that one bitch who never got an invitation, and since I didn't want to be stuck in my house watching reruns of House I decided to make a move.
While all the other bitches were getting drunk and devolving the party into a Christmas-themed orgy. I snuck in and decided to hide in the tree (Top photo).
*Waddles out, bursts out of tree costume, and walks the runway*
When the time was right I burst out of the tree in my finest Christmas wear (Bottom photo), hoping to grab all the attention in the room. This bitch isn't leaving the party without a man.
Christmas swap gift:
http://rlv.zcache.co.nz/white_straight_conservative_christian_funny_shirt-r173f2da106ce421ea83f7e9a1398aa1f_jgoo9_630.jpg?view_padding=%5B285%2C0%2C285%2C0%5D In a world where a lot of people view the slaughter of gay people as a normal pastime, I want to give all the girls here a chance to blend into society as best as they can. Let the world know that you are proud of denying basic human rights to people with this cheap shirt, just try not to talk, your effeminate accent might come out and the straight white male Christians will know that you aren't on their side.
