First Name: Will (Read: Donald J. Trump)
Age: 19, 70, what does it matter? I will be the most, THE MOST, the most vigorous group games player ever. I will be so energetic, quite frankly, SO much energy -- look, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush -- not very good at group games, both have very low energy. The worst!
Gender: Male with a capital "M"
Skype (Not required, but it would help you avoid getting removed from the game due to self-votes if you ever get banned): Joe.Schmoe913
CBS Survivor player that you are most like, and why: I have so much, lemme tell you, a million thousand pounds of respect for Kathy Vavrick O'Brien. Did a lot of good things with Marquesas, made a lot of money from Marquesas. I don't mean to...look, on my show I never got eliminated. What does that tell you?
Please post a brief summary of the Survivor group games you have previously played in (along with any other info you think I should know e.g. placements, awards, returnee status, etc.):I have played so many group games, they actually, no, really, they call me the "group game machine" -- really, a hundred percent true! They come up to me and they say "look, Mr. Trump, we love your group games,we want more group games with Trump". Every game I play, I'm number one in every poll -- the gays, they love me, I will get...I will get SO MANY jury votes from the gays. I will be the best, and that's how it's gonna be. But China, China is killing us. They're killing us in jobs, in the military -- I will be SO MILITARISTIC -- I love war, the people I play in Risk, they say I'm great at war -- when was the last time...hey, we should really win a war some day...
Are you able to regularly participate in live challenges that may take place anytime between 8 pm EST and 10 pm EST? - My Doctor says I will be thew healthiest, most available group games player ever. The absolute best!
This will be a fast-paced game. Do you agree to regularly send in votes and confessionals? - I agree to MAKE OBSCURITY'S SURVIVOR GREAT AGAIN. Big dopey loser Patrick319 is boring and totally biased -- a real pain to host on your season! I will make things better, Trump can make things great.