Dammit, I was having fun too. Ah well, my mom's been having panic attacks, it's good to calm down.

I hope everything is okay!

For what it's worth, I really enjoyed having you on this season. You were extremely fun to watch

Yeah when I saw that one of my quotes was the name of the first episode I realized quickly that this was going to be a season where I probably wasn't going to win, but I was going to have a blast going down.

I don't mind tenth place all that much, I've been first jury member before. I just wish I could've been just a BIT more active for this.

LOL yeah i think you literally had 3 episode quotes. most people who last the entire season usually don't even get that many, so that should indicate how much i liked your confessionals

I didn't try at all I am ashamed

well at least you won an immunity

Good to see you Will. I feel like aligning with Chris was a bad idea, now.

Lmao 8-0!!! I probably went down as the worst player!!!

Me too, Jordan.

And for the record, I was the other vote for Bubba.  No offense to him I honestly voted randomly and somehow our votes matched.  I didn't have any idea you were going home.

Btw i think Chris and Jera have some secret alliance!! So i wouldnt be shocked if they were the in the finals together!

Oh they do, I can tell you that for a fact. Also, for the record, if Alessandra is in the finals because someone thought they could beat her, I'm voting for her.

Me too ^

Here I am guys. Danny should've read that dumb-as-fuck rule, regardless of how dumb-as-fuck it was.

It would've been so good for you guys to have Jera here instead, so you could yell at her. I'll have to do.

Yes, me and Jera had a secret alliance. No, it didn't work out for me. Whoops.

If Jera makes it to the end, despite being kind of a hypocrite, she'll get my vote for convincing these idiots to protect her.

Danny can't seem to read (sorry buddy), Allessandra can't spell or use proper grammar (if English isn't her first language, thats fine. That'll be my FTC question to her.) Rita is in this game, apparently. I didn't know. Jacob is kind of similar to Rita. I think I'm forgetting someone, because they are that forgettable.

And I'm not bitter, I'm just roasting them over the flames of my anger and eternal, burning disgust.

Upon further review, someone called "JeriBeth" is the player I forgot. Makes Purple Kelly seem like an important character.

#Roasted

Jacob is actually okay, but not much more than that

#Roasted

Oxygen is important in real life, but in Scorched Earth, she is not.

#Roasted

Allessandra's name is impossible to spell, and she can't spell well either.

#Roasted

Daniel cannot read the rules, and he is likely going home next unless he wins immunity.

#Roasted

Jera is playing a good game, but not a lot of people like her on the jury, so maybe her game isn't that good.

#Roasted

Bubba is so lame, even he voted himself out.

#Roasted

Will is apparently a survivorfan, but his gameplay didn't show it!

#Roasted

Jordan is cool, I guess.

#Roasted?