ZACH: How does it feel to be going to your fifth straight Tribal?

Oh my god!

(in a fake happy, sarcastic tone)

You know I just love coming to tribal council. Rather than laying on the beach thinking about nothing other than how I am going to crush the other tribe at the challenge, I get to come here and vote off a member of my tribe until we merge with nothing left and fall apart because we're the worst freaking tribe ever!

Knowing that our tribe basically has no chance at doing anything come merge time is always reassuring.

[2/4 Votes]

[3/4 Votes]

That does. But I feel like that will not happen today.

MARK: Do you feel like you are in danger of going home tonight: Why or why not?
well i feel worried tonight cause this is survivor this is gonna be a crazy tribal tonight i might be voted out but my tribe keeps trying and need to win a goddam challenge

NOODLE: Worried at all about a potential merge and your tribe being so down in numbers?

That does worry me if there is a merge after this tribal because we will only have 3 of us, however because the other tribe has never been to tribal we have no idea maybe their one big happy family or maybe their like the Kardashian’s, fighting all the time. We’ll have to see

Ill go tally the votes!

ok

*Brings Back Urn*
If anybody has a Hidden Immunity Idol, NOW would be the time to play it…

*sits there nervous

why tribal early?

nods to noodle you good

*”don’t question Jeff this is dramatic.... cue dramatic music

ok sos

noodle winks at