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[Season 9] Week 6 : Runway

Topic » [Season 9] Week 6 : Runway

1076 days 3 hours ago
Talian
Hello my ladies and welcome to the runway of Talian’s Drag Race! Today we decide the fate of the queens but I guess this season has decided to write itself but first things first.

Earlier this week the girls have been asked to give me an obituary roast to celebrate my life after Enobaria made them believe I died and let me say... I think they all fell for it!

But... GUESS WHAT BITCHES I AIN’T REALLY DEAD!

Later on the runway category is : ICY THRU YOU. A look combining see-thru and jewellery.

Here to present, as usual, is quadruple crown queen who... honestly I don’t even know what funny to say. I look stunning. : Twinkies LaChapelle.

https://i.imgur.com/yi8jRcL.gif

đź‘Ľ Eden Gardens : https://i.imgur.com/CDPwfZI
đź‘Ľ Pre-Madonna : https://imgur.com/a/Ep1Lags
đź‘ą Shanita : https://imgur.com/a/bSBnc0k
đź‘Ľ Rita Bitch : https://imgur.com/a/bEGaNPq
đź‘Ľ Shimika Summers : https://i.imgur.com/pM2uklZ.jpg

*Lemonadé thought that I actually died and so went away to mourn in peace*
1076 days 2 hours ago
Talian
COMMENTS

Let me first say none of you did bad. I am very impressed so just know that.

Eden Gardens : You did good tonight. I feel the sketch was well written but a little short. Not to say short is bad, but I also feel this kind of humor needs a little more time to “soar” so a couple more paragraphs could have helped. Another note would be it didn’t really feel like an obituary read and more of a generic roast. But overall it was very fun don’t get me wrong just splitting hairs. Then your runway is cool. The hair is nice but i feel the dress itself doesn’t really match that. It’s like the whole attention is gathered to the head with no connection to the dress. Overall it’s nice, but remember to pull the whole outfit together with each choice.

Pre-Madonna : Bitch. You funny. I like how you merged together some classics and some very fresh and new jokes. This was funny and relevant from beginning to end. Probably, maybe you could have cut some jokes out and so to make it a little more condensed and effective but oh well. This is exactly what I wanted. Then your runway is nice. The glow up is getting there and I see it and you will definitely need it next week, for this week... it will do. I am not blown away but you look good from head to toe. I just want to be more excited you know?

Shanita : I love you. I feel you had a blast writing this and so did I reading it. It was quick, shady, fun. And never a dull moment. But I know I can always rely on you for a good shady yet funny moment. No complaints at all. Also your runway is va-va-voom fantastic. I absolutely fucking love it. As I already said. The dress isn’t anything too exciting but you managed to put the look together so well with that hair that the whole look now is just amazing. I absolutely love it in its entirety so great job.

Rita Bitch : You are a cookie. And I love it. You have this sense of humor that is just peculiarly you and I can’t help but stanning. Now, probably some things could have been cut off for sure. But I just love this piece, didn’t expect to receive this fake biography (yeah I am sorry I will never publicly agree that you got all these facts last night after you got me drunk) and it was just... genius. Absolutely great job. I also really like your runway. We are definitely going somewhere and I feel this is one of your best female looks ever. Probably I feel the hair should be black but oh well. Only big note tho : you didn’t have any jewellery on, which was one of the requirements.

Shimika Summers : I am glad you are back. You did fine even tho just like Eden your but was very short, and the jokes were kinda Drag Roast 101 which is fine and I am glad your experimenting but just remember to try and think of new things because we want to be wowed by something that we didn’t know it worked but it does instead than by something that’s already been done and so we already know it works. The  your runway is gorgeous. Gorgeous. I like the contrast between the very simple (yet bedazzled) free with all the golden accessories. And the mug is great. Good job.
1076 days 2 hours ago
Talian
Thank you ladies. I’ve consulted with the judges and made my decision. If I call your name please step forward.

Shimika Summers
Eden Gardens

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...are SAFE.

You may leave the stage.
1076 days 2 hours ago
Talian
Which means...

Shanita
Pre-Madonna
Rita Bitch

You represent the TOPS of this week.
1076 days 2 hours ago
Talian
Rita Bitch. Your fake biography made us laugh for real. But your runway lacked sparkle.

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...are SAFE.

You may leave the stage.
1076 days 2 hours ago
Talian
Shanita. You made us laugh so hard we can’t help but feeling we Sha-Need-Ya. And your runway was jaw dropping.

Pre-Madonna. Your comedy was goals but your runway was just the start.

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Condragulations you are the WINNER of this week’s maxi challenge. You will receive a full expensed funeral for when you will pass. Listen. I know it might sound a little crude.... but you know how much that shit costs? Trust me... you’ll thank me later.

Which means...

Pre-Madonna.

You are SAFE.

You both may leave the stage.
1076 days 1 hour ago
Rubes
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