*/ Miss Davra enters to the werkroom /*
Well chubby little worms dying to turn into butterflies I'll call "ladies" this should be quick and painless. Lean forward slightly, spread your legs and take a cheek with each hand, now I ...
* gets distracted looking to the side *
... Ladies, the production informs me that I am not authorized to do live rectal exams so we'll have to go back to the classic: Inspection of workstations.
I know, it's difficult what I'm going to ask of you, but that's also life out there on the runway, this is not child's play. So during the inspection I want you to keep your DAMN MOUTHS SHUT. You'll only speak to me when I speak to you, and you can only call me Miss Davra, if you are naughty. If you feel this is getting too hard on you, our safe word to get the hell out of here will be "DELA" written in lipstick. Understood?
...
I can't hear you, you fucking mangy bitches.
* takes a heel off the ground and makes a move to split it *
* a gasp is heard *
Understood?
"Loud and clear, Miss Davra, we are soo naughty"
All right, much better.
Private Pence, let me see your station. Hmm ... I see you took the uniform rule very seriously, the only thing I can see here is the same type of suits over and over again. At least we can say that he has a good sense of humor, you know, a bonus feature. Some queens are good at leading the way, others are better at radio talk.
Private Daze, you are one of a kind, I must admit. The girl that nobody expected success from here is. Some may call you Dark Horse, I would call you "Dark trench where General LaChapelle is introducing her little soldier." You know what they say, anything is fair in love and war. Let's see your workstation ... Is this ..? What I think it is? THIS IS A CHEAT SHEET? WITH ALL THE FATALITIES FROM MORTAL KOMBAT III? WE DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT HERE, MISS. TO THE FLOOR AND 30 "LET'S GET SICKENING, OKURRR" DEATHDOPS.
Private Chain-me-up, oh, I always have a problem pronouncing these Asian surnames. Let's inspect your workspace. Everything very neat, very clean from what I see. I see you have a pedestal for your challenge medals, too bad it's empty. Private... What is this strange thing that I glimpse in the background? Can you bring it closer, please? I can't see what it is. Closer. Closer. Oh, I get it, it's not that it's not distinguishable, it's just very low resolution! Good camouflage tactic, keep it up and you'll get a medal very soon. I hope it is before your discharge.
Private Velvet, I don't have much to say about your workstation, really. All very clean, all very ... empty. It's like you haven't unpacked yet. I hope your enthusiasm takes you far because I will be forced to light a flare on your butt, let's see if that way you can tmake it to the top once and for all.
Private Bitch, let's see what we have around here. But ... this station is a disaster! I had never seen someone who had mud stained their own ceiling. Oh, I guess it's because of all the ups and downs that you had throughout this war, I see. Now that you are more in a safe zone, I hope that you can sort out this mess, and that you stop wanting to climb roofs, or your fall will be harder in the end. And I'm overlooking the red alien that he still has under his table, I can see her feet peeking out from underneath. Bring her back to the planet she belongs to before she starts lighting things up with her fingers and asking us to give her a phone, they're forbidden in the studio.
Private Mew Mew, I see that you are once again trying to enlist in the army. Some would say that the fourteenth is the charm, and here we are. I always say, insistence is the mother of all conquests. And we all know that you have been very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very insistent. I want to see another medal on that suit, so I hope to see you push yourself or you'll be forced to twerk 'GAP' for three hours straight.
...
Major St. Baguette, what are you doing around here?
How do you say?
Are you still locked up since the All Stars?
I see that your station is not in the correct condition either. What is that I see there? Is it a picture frame peeking out from under the pillow? I'm going to have to inspect. Oh! But if it is a photo of our dear Brigadier Enobaria. It is good to have references to admire and follow. I hope those stains are not what I think they are.
* turns around and makes a "call me" gesture with her lips *
I have one last request to make
General LaChapelle, if there is any possibility of a third world war, please prevent Italy from getting involved at all costs. Don't let your international romances become a problem for your homeland again. You may not remember it because in your mind all that time is in black and white, but humanity does. Don't worry, we'll ask Rebel Wilson to play your role when we recreate the story in the movie.
- Runway -
https://i.imgur.com/XNz3liZ.jpg CF: This time I came in GOLD, with a beautiful suit that really embodies how beautiful and gorgeous can I be. I'm not just a funny girl, I can also be a Golden Girl *blinks*