BOOTLEG OPINIONS WITH OUI OUI ST. BAGUETTE (Keeping Up with The St. Baguettes Edition)
EP 5 - WEEK 4
Intros:
FAGUETTE: I might be pregnant today, but there's no guarantee I'll be pregnant tomorrow.
LOOK:
https://i.imgur.com/bmejEZQ.jpg OUI OUI: Faguette may have tried to abort me, but I still came out as an icon (with severe brain injury).
LOOK:
https://i.imgur.com/8JQHS0D.jpg YO YO: xjsjqiqiiq xisiqiqjqk ksoooqiqiq jssjja89
(Subtitles: I'm the best Twinkies impersonator in this end of the galaxy. *does something gay*)
LOOK:
https://i.imgur.com/7XkIgeY.jpg OUI OUI: Hello aliens and failiens, I'm Oui Oui St. Baguette back for another episode of Bootleg Opinions, joined by my special guests Faguette St. Baguette and all new addition to the St. Baguettes, Yo Yo St. Baguette!
FAGUETTE: Hello uglies. I'm so happy to be here today!
YO YO: *invades Mars*
OUI OUI: Wow! I'm so proud to be in this family. Now, since we're doing things a bit differently, let's explain what's gonna happen. Although there are three people here today, Faguette's TOOTs and BOOTs are the ones that will be added to the official chart, since she's our guest this week (for those of you who don't know, Faguette is actually played by Season 6 Top Toot Award winner
#turkeylover). With that being said, let's get into it!
OUI OUI: First up we have ☆Avra K. Davra + Allah K. Zham☆ Faguette, what do you think?
FAGUETTE: Avra, I absolutely love this look. I love when people mix bold prints and bright colors so it kind of looks like an eyesore but, like, a really fashionable one!! I also love your mug and hair!! But the star of your outfit is the boots. They’re so fun. I love them so much. Now onto Allah! I love the hair so much. It’s so glam! I also love the top and the shorts. However, I kinda dislike the shoes. I don’t know, but I feel like they’re kinda plain compared to the rest of the outfit. But these looks are still a ♡TOOT♡
OUI OUI: Wow, you have such a way with words! Up next we have ☆Holli Daze + Traptina Daze☆
FAGUETTE: Holli, I like this look! It’s very cute. Very wild west. It makes me think of those episodes of legends of tomorrow where they went to the wild west! Brandon Routh in a cowboy hat <3 Anyways, yeah! I like this look! I do absolutely hate the shoes though. They’re so bad, I’m sorry. Now for Traptina, I love this look a lot. I think it’s the better look of the two. I love the color combination! I also love the asymmetrical ruffles! The looks are a ♡TOOT♡
OUI OUI: Now who the fuck is Brandon Routh? Anyways, ☆Audrey Pence + Not An Alien Pence☆ are up next! I actually think - *gets cut off by Faguette*
FAGUETTE: Audrey, Okay so…. I love your dress! It’s so editorial and just very fashionable. But that’s kind of the only thing I love…. The wings are kinda ugly and they don’t match anything in this look. And why brown boots???? Like why??? So, Not An Alien….. I’m going to start with the positive. I kinda like the hair! So there’s that! But I really dislike everything else. The print on the dress is hideous and I hate those platform flip flops… These looks are a (brown) ◇BOOT◇
OUI OUI: It was my turn to talk you old whore!
FAGUETTE: Don't make me push you down the stairs again!
OUI OUI: *Glares* Anyways, up next is ☆Daisy Chain-me-up + Dazy Haze D23-P0☆
FAGUETTE: I don’t have a lot to say about either of these looks other than that I absolutely love them! They’re so gorgeous and it’s giving Barbie Mermaid movie, you know? However, I do wish there were more changes to the silhouette to one of dresses because they look copy and pasted the same dress! But these looks are serves. It’s a ♡TOOT♡
OUI OUI: How about we give other people a chance to talk! Yo Yo, how do you feel about ☆Red Velvet + Rosie Velvet☆?
YO YO: hshsueuwuuw i27e7eusissjs diixidos isid8w8w9w9 jsjdusjais jdidiwiwiw iooqoq99w *starts twerking*
OUI OUI: Um, what the fuck did she just say?
FAGUETTE: Let me translate! She said "Red, I’m not gonna lie… I’m not a huge fan of either of these looks. While I love the concept so much, the execution just feels too basic. You definitely could’ve gone for a more avant garde look. I do like parts of Rosie's look! The hair and mug are stunning. And I like the dress(bodysuit?) but yeah. You definitely could have pushed it more lookwise for your concept. Overall, it’s a ◇BOOT◇ for me!"
YO YO: sjwjeheuwu jaidieiuw iiwoow???
(Subtitles: That's not what I said, bitch!)
OUI OUI: Girl, let's move on to ☆Kitty Kitty Meow Meow + Kat Nip☆
FAGUETTE: I love the holographic kawaii fantasy! And I like the dresses...but that’s kind of it. The accessories on both looks don’t match and are kind of tacky. I see what you were going for but.. You just didn’t nail it. I do like the wig on Kat though! But both looks are ◇BOOTS◇
OUI OUI: Last but not least, we have ☆Rita Bitch + Proba Bitch☆ I'll start off by saying- *gets pushed off-screen by Faguette*
FAGUETTE: Okay so I like both of these looks! They’re both kind of basic which is sad but they remind me of Dead Or Alive and that’s an iconic game and movie. Yeah! So, I wish you did more. However, I do think Proba is the best alien this week. She’s so pretty. Anyways, these looks are a ♡TOOT♡ but, like, a soft one!
TOP TOOT
OUI OUI: *Gets up off the floor* This bitch is crazy... but I guess the show must go on! The TOP TOOT of the week (as determined by Faguette) IS
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Congrats!
YO YO: ishshewisiq iaiaiwiwiwuwi ia8siw8w88 ai8s9skslq
(Subtitles: I have also decided which queens are gonna get ☆HIGH TOOTS☆ and join me on my spaceship for probing, free of charge! Those queens are....)
☆ Avra K. Davra
☆ Holli Daze
TREND ALERT!
FIERCE ALIENS! (It was Yo Yo's idea). She might be planning to recruit some of you for the upcoming Earth invasion.
OUI OUI: Well THIS episode certainly was a lot! But now, it's time to say goodbye!
FAGUETTE: It was great to be here! Invite me back any time!
OUI OUI: ....suuuuuure I will.
YO YO: *hums X Files theme song*