1) Who would have done for Snatch Game if you weren’t there? And if you were... who would you switch to now?

Umm I would’ve done...no one because I was never doing snatch game! Lmaoo

2) Which challenge do you think you could have aced if you made it that far?

The verse challenge? Just from previous experience as I was able to win both on my seasons so I guess that one.

3) Are you ready for AS2?



4) Are you #TeamCata , #TeamMeso , #TeamTandi or #TeamVVV ?

#TeamCata and #TeamMeso because...icons. Period.

EMMA

1) Who would have done for Snatch Game if you weren’t there? And if you were... who would you switch to now?

💉 I got a High placement for Snatch Game as Betty White so I don't think I would change anything!

2) Which challenge do you think you could have aced if you made it that far?

💊 I probably would have had the most fun doing the Ball challenge. I was so pissed I missed it by one episode 😂😂😂 Would I have done well? Honestly idk. But I know I woulda had some fun.

3) Are you ready for AS2?
🔮 I meannnn.... sure why not?

4) Are you #TeamCata , #TeamMeso , #TeamTandi or #TeamVVV ?

👻 Girl idk... everyone in the F4 has something to offer, but I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was mostly rooting for the two icons who stood up for me before and after my elimination - #TeamVVV and #TeamMeso!

1) Who would have done for Snatch Game if you weren’t there? And if you were... who would you switch to now?
Um idk, I went with a safe option, next time i would love to introduce y'all to polish celebrities

2) Which challenge do you think you could have aced if you made it that far?
Final runway duuuh

3) Are you ready for AS2?
hell yeah

4) Are you #TeamCata , #TeamMeso , #TeamTandi or #TeamVVV ?
Imma skip this question

Not only are you ungrateful, but you’re a lazy bitch too? @Varsavia??

1) Who would have done for Snatch Game if you weren’t there? And if you were... who would you switch to now?

Julie Chen-Moonves

2) Which challenge do you think you could have aced if you made it that far?

Well I only missed one challenge so...👀 I guess the F5 challenge.

3) Are you ready for AS2?



Yes



4) Are you #TeamCata , #TeamMeso , #TeamTandi or #TeamVVV ?

#TeamGrandmaConnie but on a real note, 100% #TeamCatalina!

Tandi doesn’t deserve to be here and sucks, Meso has an attention-seeking, forced-storyline, toxic personality, and VVV is, well, VVV...

"Meso has an attention-seeking, forced-storyline, toxic personality"

It's amazing how you can type these things out and go: "Yeah, these words I've written don't make me look borderline brain-dead stupid!"

#TeamMeso

if i were to do snatch game i woudlve been artemis the greek goddess.

"Meso has an attention-seeking, forced-storyline, toxic personality" as you proceed to talk shit about everyone in the final 4 except for catalina LOL

i really hope that package of frozen peas rolling around your cranial cavity fixes itself, maybe you WILL last to that F5 challenge in more than two races :/

2) Which challenge do you think you could have aced if you made it that far?

Probably the ball but idk I got eliminated in another design challenge. But I know how to edit and use conventional materials so I would have had done fairly well.

3) Are you ready for AS2?
Sure, why not?

4) Are you #TeamCata , #TeamMeso , #TeamTandi or #TeamVVV ?

Oh team Mesothelioma, iconic. VVV kinda serves as well

Thank you ladies. As usual you did a rotten job at keeping order.

And I love you for that.

But now. It’s time for the real protagonists of the night (that is after MOI of course). Please let me introduce to the stage out sickening top 4. It’s...

(From left to right)

Catalina!
Veronica Violet Vixen!
Tandi St. Tolliver!
Mesothelioma Carcinoma!



*the finalists enter the stage while the crowd cheers. Except one person is booing them. Wait... is that Analiese? What are you doing there?*

Now. Let’s go down...with Business.

Each of our top 4 have been asked to produce a three minutes video to talk to us about their life and their run on this show. They will take turns presenting it to the main stage so... let’s begin shall we?

Twinkies : Kicking things off.

Where’s there’s a will, there’s...
Catalina!


Look : https://imgur.com/a/zVnYNAg

Let’s see what you created for us.

*lights dim and the video starts playing*

- GROWING UP
I grew up in the projects and within a very religious, very hispanic, very homophobic family. I had to grow up pretending I was someone I wasn’t for so many years. At 16 I discovered pixelated drag and fireworks came out. I was obsessed, finally an outlet where I can cultivate and share my queer art and not have to be scrutinized for it. It was my avenue to be gay away from home while living at home. I did this for many many many many many *checks watch* many years. I’ve been around the block, I put my work, did my time, and crawled my way to the top. I have my family to thank for that. You learn very quickly how to be the best when the ones who are suppose to love you unconditionally reject you. My very existence is my revenge upon the world, and I will always be victorious.

- THE SHOW
This is my third run on the show, and this run was the closest to my authentic self of the three. Fatty was such a fun character to play and such a gift. Litter is a hound dog and fun pet to play with, but Catalina was spanish princess who paid homage to the work I’ve done all these years. Her body is literally a mixture of all my old but favorite Avis over the years. She’s my last go around.

This season reminded me why I started pixelated drag, and it helped me make the decision to close this chapter of my drag career. I needed this game when I was 16, and almost a decade later of fun, I think I already received what I was looking for.

- CELEBRITY SKIT
*Anne Hathaway is seen running with 10 Prada bags and a single Starbucks cup in a tray*

*Catalina, dressing just like her, bumps into her*

Anne: Hey! Watch it! I’m walking here!

*Catalina picks up the Prada shoes*

Catalina: Oh no, these looked so expensive, what are these, Gucci?

Anne: Prada. NOW MOVE!

*Catalina holds onto pair of shoes*

Catalina: Oh no... would be a shame if... something were... to happen to these shoes

*Anne tries to snatch them but Catalina slaps her*

Catalina: UH UH Ella Enchanted, gimmie 1 hundred thousand dollars or kiss these Dolce and Gabana shoes goodbye!

Anne: They’re Prada

Catalina: And soon they’ll be NADA, gimmie the money bitch!

Anne: I don’t have any!

Catalina: When there’s a will Anne Hathaway now fork up some bills before they force you to do another flop movie you Meryl Streep boot licker!

*Anne hands some money*

Anne: You know, if you wouldn’t rob random citizens you probably could become an actress yourself?

Catalina: Really?

Anne: Yes you have a beautiful face. For radio.

*Anne snatches her shoes, money, and two wooden legs and disappears into the wild*

*Catalina screams and rolls around after her*

- FINALE PLANS
I’m coming into the finale with the biggest PPE



Therefore I already proved I’ve done the best. But to snatch the crown, I need to push myself over the edge and outside of the box. I want the other three girls to shake in their boots and feel inferior to me. My motto has always been, don’t dress to impress, dress to depress, dress so good bitches feel insecure.

It’s a shit motto but it’s gets me ready for the day each morning.

- WHY SHOULD YOU WIN?
I stand next to two amazing drag queens, and Veronica, all of which earned their spots to be here. We’re all going to be lovely inserts into the hall of fame, well three of us. Not Veronica.

Winning is the cherry on top for me, but I know in my heart I already won this competition, and I mean that literally and figuratively, I already won, it’s expected that I can repeat myself. Your girl is reliable.

I want to be your first two timing winner because Catalina is vastly different from Fatty. Catalina is the closet to my true self and how I would actually conduct my run on a competition, Fatty took risks and it didn’t always pay off. Catalina didn’t need to take risks, she bulldozes the competition. Call me cocky, that’s fine, I have a big one and I serve it well every time 💅🏿

Crown me for nudes. Jk... unless?



Twinkies : Thank you Catalina. This... really happened, didn’t it? Now, go backstage and wait to learn about your fate.

*The butterflies on Catalina’s dress start waving their wings and they carry her away flying*

Twinkies : Time to move on up.

Do not come for her. It’s...
Tandi St. Tolliver


Look : https://imgur.com/a/aMaLyLi

So... what have you prepared for us?

*lights dim and the video starts playing*

Hi there! My name is Tandi St. Tolliver and I am total trouble. Here I am, standing as a 22 year old drag queen from Chicago, IL. Being on the show was a journey within itself, however, it was a bigger journey getting here. I am so proud of myself and my accomplishments, however, let’s go back to my roots to get to know who I truly am.

—-

I grew up in Little Rock, Arkansas. I had 2 mothers, so I was easy to pick on in school, however it never brought me down. My moms both knew that I was gay from the second they adopted me. They accepted me for who I was when I came out to them and I was so grateful to have parents who understand me. They were my biggest cheerleaders when it came to drag and even helped me buy wigs, gowns, and other drag needs. Because of how open my parents were, I feel as though being open is the best approach to life.

—-

Being on the show, I learned a lot about myself. I learned that though I am THAT BITCH that remains on top, I do not need to win everything to be that way. I stepped on the runway week after week and every time, I felt beautiful or sickening or jaw dropping. I also learned that people SUCK. People went after me several times throughout the season, however, I did not let that set my confidence level further down than it was. I was unapologetically me and I gave no fucks about what I had to do to get to the finale.

——

And NOW, I have my biggest celebrity inspiration here, Azealia Banks. I currently have tape on her mouth and rope tied around her legs and arms because she tried to attack me while trying to get her here. She is so blunt and charming and everything I always wanted to be. Isn’t that right, Azealia?!

Azealia rips the tape off with sharp teeth
Azealia: WHITE POWDER TEARING GEORGE WASHINGTON LESBIAN HOOKER MUSLIM PIZZA EATER EARTHWORM. I HATE MEN. AND WHITE ANGLOS SAXON PROTESTANTS.

Tandi: How insightful, Azealia.

——

I prepared for the finale by knowing my drag race herstory. I know my lyrics for any song, know any format, and I am ready to take on the world. Tonight, I want to turn looks and heads. I am here to win.

—-

I should win Talian’s Drag Race because I have (somehow) been the most calm person in this final 4, I have fought from start to finish, delivered some of the best looks of the season, and my drag haus has been fighting for this crown longer than any of the other girls. I have so much fight in me and I am ready to use my power to get me that crown. I am so close I can taste it.

Twinkies : Wow. We surely were here and we saw this. Thank you dear. Now go back and wait. We will call you back.

*Varsavia comes center stage. She and Tandi kiss. They leave the stage together. The audience gasps. Twinkies is shooketh*

Twinkies : And now...

She’s gonna snatch your wig. Literally. It’s...
Mesothelioma Carcinoma!


Look : https://imgur.com/a/Z07y3XO

So... what did you bring us?

*lights dim and the video starts playing*

*SO PURE by ALANIS MORISSETTE starts playing*



*Mesothelioma walks up to the camera*
Mesothelioma: My run in this show has been tumultuous. From arguing with nearly half of the cast at some point (and watching them go home), to dealing with my own mental issues stemming from other sources. However, I am INSANELY proud of what I have done here.

*Luminous moreso than...*

*cut*
Mesothelioma: I prepared for this finale by soul searching. Finding the right words to say, maybe even at the wrong times. Making sure that I at the very least enjoyed what I put out. And I think what I have put out is a direct representation of me.

*another cut. Mesothelioma is in a dark room. It is lit up.*

*Talian's voice booms over a loudspeaker. Mesothelioma looks around.*

Talian: What do you have to say to little (deadname)?

*Mesothelioma cringes a little.*

Mesothelioma: I'm going to cut to the chase here. You're going to go through a LOT of bullshit. Your father is going to die. After that, you're going to do some things to yourself that have long-term consequences. You're going to look up to someone who is going to take advantage of you. But you're going to also become open to SO many opportunities that it seems like everything will fall into place. Just know you are loved. Your mother is trying. Be nicer to her. You will find love that you crave. Know that.

*another cut, this time to what looks like a Victorian-era hospital.*

*Mesothelioma is sitting in a victorian gown (https://prnt.sc/udeivg ), playing pattycake with... the wall, reciting Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches to herself.*

*Emilie Autumn comes up and tells her it's time for her treatment. Mesothelioma obliges*

*Mesothelioma is sat down, her sleeves and skirt are hitched up, and leeches put on her body by Emilie. She cranes her neck directly to the camera.*

Mesothelioma: What? Leech got your vein?

*SUPPOSED FORMER INFATUATION JUNKIE*

WHY SHOULD YOU WIN?
Mesothelioma: I should win because I have worked my ASS off to get here. I have four wins under my belt. I have what it takes to be up in that hall of fame. And unlike RuPaul's Drag Race, I think it's time that a trans girl gets in that hall of fame and wiggles her digits around it. Sure, I've shown my behind with some of these other girls, but I firmly believe I have made up for it tenfold with my performance overall. Also, doesn't it make sense that the cancer wins the hospital season? ;)

*Let's grease the wheel*

*camera cuts to different runways of mine, me yelling at London, me yelling at Veronica, and me yelling at Varsavia*

*Let's be ridiculous! Let's solve the world's problems*

Mesothelioma as the music stops for a second: What?

*Mesothelioma poses and dances around with Emilie as the song continues. The song ends with Mesothelioma smiling at the camera.*

Twinkies : Thank you dear I feel like I surely watched something. Now. It’s time for you to leave us and go and wait your fate with the other girls.

*Mesothelioma takes off her own wig to a waterfall of rose petals and disappears into them*

Twinkies : And finally...

She puts the V in... everything, actually. It’s...
Veronica Violet Vixen


Look : https://imgur.com/a/JuE4QtI

Let’s see what you brought.

*lights dim and the video starts playing*

SKIT
Indnews

Announcer : This is Indnews! the place where you get the edgiest or saddest news! With your Favorite Sad girl Lana Del Rey!

Lana Del Rey : *Moan sings and then lazily looks at the camera* Oh Hi I'm Lana Del Rey, Del Rey for short, shorter than the life of a sad baby seal in the aqua ocean of her love.

Announcer : .....Ok and here is her Co-Anchor from New Zealand it's the angsty teen dream herself. It's Lorde!

*Lorde claws at the camera and smears her gothic purple lipstick*: I'm Lorde yeah yeah yeah. and Im here doing this as a side job because I'm not one of those white teeth teens.

Announcer : And to Present our Sports and Weather Forecast it's the OG Indie Girl from Iceland, It's Bjork!

Bjork : Hello Ást! I'm Bjork and It is an Honor to be here. Granted I'm shocked I was asked for this job after I attacked a reporter that one time but alas ég er hér!

Announcer : Yeah... *Looks Worried* anyways here they are with the evening news!

*Camera Pans to Lorde and Lana*

Lana : Hello you little venice bitch I'm Lana

Lorde : And I'm Lo-

Lana : And here is your daily news bulletin.

*Lorde Looks annoyed and whispers to the PA* Lorde : First the thumbtack bracelet, and now this? were supposed to be on each others team!

Lana : In the youtube world, Pewdiepie has been found guilty of playing too many *Sings Video Games* and has been sentenced to Nazi Germany in a time portal... Im sure he will love it there.

Lorde : Also in the youtube world there is reports that Jeffree Star lives in a world alone. the world where he's convinced himself he's not a racist scumbag and then earth where everyone else lives!

Lana Del Rey : Also making headlines, Roseanne Barr was found high by the beach tripping on acid. She was detained by police for having drug paraphernalia. as she was being detained she made the following statements "Come on TRUMP! Taste my pussy it tastes like pepsi cola!" and "I thought the bitch was White Hot Forever!" also the name of a single off my new album Chemtrails Over The Country Club coming out whenever I decide it's out you fuckers!

Lana Looks over to Lorde : Sounds like Roseanne will be doing some time huh Mazzy Star knock off.

*Lorde looking annoyed*: In other news Trump has been found guilty of willingly putting the country in danger due to knowing that Covid-19 was a danger to the American people. Bring your own Lampshade Mr. Trump there'll be plenty enough room in Jai-

Lana : My 55 year old drug dealer boyfriend is in Jail rn. He told me before he got locked up that Prison isn't nothing to him as long as I am by his side *Winks and licks her lips* Call me in lock up baby.

Lorde : You know what? I've HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU INTERRUPTING ME! *Starts to dance wildly at Lana*

Lana : GET THIS FREAK OFF ME!

Announcer : OK while that's taken care of here is Bjork with the news!

Bjork : Hello Kisu! Here is the weather forecast. For the next 5 days there will be nothing but Snow.. Just like my home in Iceland.

Bjork : Now as we look at our little baby Kort we see a cold front coming to America *Bjork then takes her fingers and expands the front* And it's gonna get bigger and bigger and bigger! *Cold front covers up the entire map*

Bjork : With the cold front expect lots and lots of falling ice!. back in my homeland we always try to play a game where we go outside and try to catch the ice in our mouth without breaking our tennur!

Bjork : Also with the cold front will come temperatures of 200 degrees!

*The PA's Gasp!*

Bjork:Oh I'm sorry ast! I forgot the baby line by the 2! the temperatures will be -200 degrees!

Bjork:Anyways snarf! this is Bjork and make sure to breathe in lots of music!

Announcer:anyways! that's our news today thank you and make sure to always be sad and edgy!

GROWING UP:
Growing up I always Identified with strong powerful women, Specifically in horror movies. However it wasn’t until I stayed up on a school night in 6th grade and accidentally stumped across a random show called Rupaul’s Drag Race that my life changed forever. I became enamored with the show and eventually as I grew up I researched more and more what Drag is about and how important it is to society and that is why I myself have become apart of Drag today.

THE SHOW:
It’s a weird conflicting feeling because even though I feel like I performed better on different seasons of different shows similar to this, this particular go around I felt I was the most polished when it comes to style and fashion. I learned that it’s ok to not be perfect all the time and still cherish your art. I also learned to edit and if that’s not going out of comfort zone idk what is.

FINALE PLANS
Well I pretty much knew that my
Journey to the crown was gonna be an uphill battle due to the fact that Mesothelioma and Catalina are literally incredible and the clear front runners to win so I really had to pull out all stops to win the crown by sticking to my guns and staying loyal to what I bring this week.

WHY SHOULD YOU WIN?
I know I kinda had a moment where I gave up last week but apart of me still believes in myself to win. And honestly I feel like I needed that moment of vulnerability to get back on track. I feel like I not only polished up my style with this season, but I also proved that I’m versatile while maintaining the singular thing that makes VVV and that’s Vintage Glamour mixed with a tint or horror and camp. I also feel like there was a week or two where a win that was not given to me should’ve been given to me (The Talent Show and The Makeover). I also managed to go almost the whole season without lipsyncing despite being known as a girl who lipsyncs a lot on their seasons. In my personal opinion with the exception of the controversial flower challenge #TeamGrandmaConnie #Rosegate (Because my Grandma Connie was and always will be THAT bitch) I feel like I DELIVERED every week on the runway so much so that I started off the season winning the first challenge because of my incredible runway from week 1.

I want this really bad and I hope you see the Drag superstar in me.

Also I just wanna day thank you to Talian and to the judges for giving this opportunity to me and giving me a spotlight after a year of not doing drag group games. I will forever be thankful.

Twinkies : Thank you VVV. That was... enlightening. Now. Sashay to the back of the stage with your fellow finalists and wait for your fate to be revealed!

*VVV