⭐️ Eleanor Von Pour ⭐️

Category Is: History!

https://imgur.com/a/rgAZVU1

Pendulum earrings baby!

for my literacy look, i decided to do one of my favorite literary characters, Clara Johnson from the novella The Light In The Piazza.

https://prnt.sc/sp6edh

In the novel, Clara, a mentally stunted girl, falls in love with an Italian man while her and her mother are on vacation in Italy. This is what I imagine she looks like while walking around the Piazza della Signoria at the beginning of the book.

Faux: https://imgur.com/gallery/dQQxYet

For my look I am doing a modern take on the Phantom of the Opera one of the most iconic romance drama musicals ever. But I wanted to tie it into the concept of drama being exaggerated as well.

Category Is: Subject of MattHER - Chemistry

https://imgur.com/gallery/ECnKpop

I decided to go the more nuclear chemistry route and give a radioactive, toxic look on the runway this week. Even a little mutation in the head piece and the face makeup. This is one bitch you don't want to get too close

Homo Side

Art: https://imgur.com/a/DVe9XkS

I didn’t just go for art, I went for a fucking masterpiece. I feel met gala ready and fucking gorgeous. I love all the different works of art that I incorporated, try to see if you can spot them all ;)

Also, my clutch is the fucking golden ratio. And so is my pussy.

~Lana Del Rey Snatch game~

Twinkies- Good evening America! I'm Twinkies LaChapelle, your host with the thick thighs and all the gay guys! Now, It’s time for everyone’s favorite show, a show that’s fun for the whole family! That’s right, the show where celebrities compete alongside real 5th graders to earn money for charity... It's time for... “How Much Can You Fit in Your Hole”!!



(Are you smarter than a 5th grader theme starts playing while the audience is dead quiet. They are confused, shocked, disgusted, and slightly turned on)

Pit crew member- *whispers off stage* Psst... Miss Lachapelle... we film that show Monday nights!

Twinkies- Oh shit Ken! You’re right, wrong series! Excuse me, I meant to say, its time for... "Are You Smarter Than a 5th grader"!!

(Applause as the theme song plays again)



Let me introduce you to our 5th grader that’s playing today, mystia la blanc!

Mystia- Rigged.

Twinkies- what’s that mystia?

Mystia- This game is fucking rigged.

(Lana magically appears out of a fog of cigarette smoke)



Lana- *speaks in cursive* the show hasn’t started yet, darling. How could one assume it’s rigged? *pulls a cigarette out of her crotch and lights it*

Twinkies- And, as you can probably tell by her distinctive annoying voice, America’s saddest alternative singer and songwriter is our celebrity player tonight... its Lana del Rey!

Lana- hello miss Lachepelle. *lana gazes off into the distance... looking at nothing*



Mystia- it just is rigged. I dont know the answers to the questions so it’s RIGGED.

Twinkies- Will someone get this immature child off my show? I’ve never seen a 5th grader act this much like a baby. I don’t put up with this shit. I’m Twinkies Lachapelle!

*Pit crew member Ken whispers again offstage*

Ken- Well, you did put up with it for all of season 2 and 4 ma’am.

Twinkies- that’s right, don’t remind me. That's a nightmare that no queen could even drink or pop away. Anyways Lana, I’m sure you’re familiar with the show...

Lana- *is tearing up* nothing is familiar. Only sadness and loneliness and the tasty crunch of cigarettes. *starts eating her cigaratte*



Mystia- I may be an annoying as fuck and a stupid 5th grader, but even I know you don’t eat those miss Del Rey!

Twinkies- Lana, lunch break is in 20 minutes. Please refrain from munching on cigarettes untill then dear.
........

Now, first question!! How is your head? This is a first grade level question, so it shouldn’t be too...hard ;)

*a few moments pass by*

Twinkies- mystia, what did you write down as your answer?

Mystia- *in a baby voice* Wet’s see... I weft my seesun earwy, didn’t post duwing the finawee, and cwaimed evwything was wigged... so I’m gonna say my head is... pwetty fucking stupid!



Twinkies- that’s the correct answer mystia! You are very stupid!! Lana, let’s see if you matched the right answer...

Lana- How is my head? How is Lana Del Rey's head? Darling, people have been trying to understand my brain for years. I said that “sometimes my head is in the clouds and even further than that”. My music is deep and no one understands it. Only teenage girls and gay men. You know, the intellectuals. (Somehow, a puff of smoke blows out of her mouth and crotch seemingly out of nowhere)



Twinkies- Oh yes, the “squiggly line intellectuals”.

Twinkies- unfortunately, you did not get the question right Lana. Let’s move on to second grade.

Mystia- oh, I took second grade twice!!

Twinkies- Not surprising, nor an accomplishment! Do you know what that word means Mystia? Anyways, name the fags goddess and the reason behind it...... ready?

Now let’s see who you guys think the fags worship...

Mystia- I said me!! Gay people love being late, and I love posting late! And, I love being the center of attention!

Twinkies- Of course you would say that. Anyways, Lana do you have something smart to guess?

Lana- I also said me.



Twinkies- are you FUCKING kidding me!

Lana-  Look, I am a great representation for healthy relationships for girls and gays everywhere. Even though I HATE feminism. Being a feminist is way to mainstream and popular.

Twinkies- Uhhhh, weird sad cigarette loving indie girl say what?

Lana- yeah, like, we should spend our time on focusing on space or men or things that actually matter.

Mystia- I agree!! Women RIG everything. GIRL backwards is l RIG!! RIG!! Coincidence?! Everything’s a conspiracy, especially Talians drag race! *counts fingers*
seasons 2...3... what comes next?

Twinkies- Four.

Mystia- Yes!! *looks at fingers* 4... and 5...6... all rigged!!

Twinkies- ok, you know what? Let’s just ask one more question. You bitches are getting on my fucking nerves, and I need to film for Monday soon. Last question... let’s do the fifth grade level question.

Mystia- you would pick that level question Talian. You are trying to sabotage me and ANAL! I mean Lana!

Twinkies- mystia, this is your grade! You should succeed if anything!! Anyways, write a rhyming poem about sex.

Lana- *gets out phone*

Twinkies- what are you doing, Anal? I mean Lana! Shit... even I mixed it up.

Lana- Showing you my discography darling! Every song is a rhyming poem about sex!

Twinkies- Anal, this is just sounds of you queefing and moaning into the microphone for 11 minutes and 45 seconds. Fuck that!! I’d rather listen to the California Good Girls remix for 10 hours straight!!

Mystia- OH! I wanna listen to that!!

Lana- it’s not my fault you don’t know good music. I’m sorry it’s too thoughtful and deep for you to understand.

Twinkies- You know what, my vagina is deeper than your songs Lana!! And I’m fucking tight!! We’re done here!

*looks at pit crew member Ken*

C’mon Ken, let’s pretend it’s Monday!



*Twinkies winks at camera as the theme song plays out*

Nicki Minaj Snatch game

Snatch game look:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/gpm8eXe39yFYnkYa9

Twinkies: hello everyone and welcome to are you smarter than a fifth grader, the grade i clearly never finished im your host with the thick thighs that will make your dick rise twinkie. Now please help me welcome our fith grader who is the smartest girl i know Mystia.

Mysita: hello im so excited to be here my mom never lets me hang around drag queens this is so exciting

Twinkie: well judging from that hideous outfit your wearing she should let you hang around them.... anyways lets welcome our Contestant who will be going up against Mysita Nicki Minaj.

Nicki Minaj: hey twinkie thanks for having me here you know i orginally wanted to be back on American idol but they said my butt was to big.

Twinkie: well i orginally wanted beyonce but then she started shouting to the left to the left and asked me to leave so i guess you will do.

Mystia: i love justin bieber he's my favorite

Twinkie: (laughs) awwww sweetheart nobody asked you.... okay on to the first question the category is first grade science the question is how's your head.

Mystia: well according neurologist the brain is connected to your head so assuming you have no complications with the brain your head is fine.

Twinkie: okay little smart ass girl that's the correct answer Lets see what nicki Minaj put down.

Nicki: well Twinkie i put very very very heavy and painful due to all the expensive wigs i wear... you know i once wore a wig that was made of 100% smurf hair.

Twinkie: im sorry nicki that answer is incorrect and you will also be hearing from my lawyers for stealing my good wigs you bitch.... on to the next category which is second grade religion, name the fags goddess and the reason behind it.. mystia what did you write?

Mystia: well to be honest i don't understand the question but i did hear goddess so i put  athena beacuse she's amazing.

Twinkie: well little girl that answer is wrong just like your mother letting you wear that terrible lipgloss. Lets see what nicki put down

Nicki: well twinkie i put down me of course because i am the baddest bitch alive and i have the fattest ass out of all these bitches... i said miley what's good!!

Twinkie: well you were both wrong stupid bitches the correct answer was... oh i dont have the answer card because im using it to clean my sh**ty drag career. Okay next category is third grade maths what is the formula for wining rpdr and when is it applied.

Mystia: well  the formula is add two then divide by 596 carry the 3600 and subtract the horrible eyehadow palette. And you apply it when you are lipsync for the third time.

Twinkie: that is correct you smart younger version of me  nicky what did you put down.

Nicki: well i said you put on my song anaconda available on iTunes and get a bunch of butt injections then twerk like your tryna make a baby with drake.. hey daddy call me sometime.

Twinkie: sorry nicki incorrect by the way you crashed into my car with your gigantic ass... i no longer have a car... ok next category is fourth grade geography... the question is what is the pledge of allegiance of the United states of dragmerica.

Mystia: well it goes " all you ladies pop your pu**y like this dont hit dont miss, lick it good suck this pu**y just like you should my neck my back lick my pu**y and my crack"

Twinkie: that is correct i live by my anthem everyday which reminds me i have to go pick up my gonereha medication once this is over.. nicki what did you put down.

Nicki: huh? Oh i didn't put anything down i was having a Twitter war with cardi b that no class no talent having ass bitch.

Twinkie: you know i once got into a Twitter war with a one of pit crew members here we F**ked and made up tho ( winks at pit crew member) ok final question this is the category fith grade English. Write a rhyming poem about safe sex

Mystia: condoms are great condoms are fun condoms hold your c*m when you are done wear a condom so i don't have a child condoms with you makes sex alot more wild.

Twinkie: that was amazing mystia, now all i have to do is find out what the word condom means.. nicki what did you put down

Nicki: i didn't put anything beacuse i never have safe sex, my mama aint raise no quitter this ass is everybody

Twinkie: same here nicki same here... now it's time for the bonus question what does pearl have on her face

Mystia: a whole lot of terrbile personality and bad makeup

Twinkie: thats correct you little bitch what did you say nicki

Nicki: i said the fact of never being able to appear on allstars.

Twinkie: im sorry thats incorrect well thats all the time we have for today and we won't see you next time because this was all of the budget we had to do this thats right i am now homeless i guess i now have to become a stripper. Good night everyone.

For my runway look i got math i am so proud of this look.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/jEKQTYXbowvBLLFW6

https://photos.app.goo.gl/FqXFK87gibw5m1MSA

Talian: Welcome to "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?". I'm your host, Talian. Today we are joined with harpist and folk singer Joanna Newsom. How are you, Joanna?

Joanna: "CUZ IIIIIII AAAAAAMMM BLUE... III AAAMMMM BLUE... AND UNWELL" (https://youtu.be/m1cwlYVP6rw?t=556 )

Talian: What's got you down, Joanna?

Joanna: "A lot of things. But it's all you can do on This Side Of The Blue" (https://youtu.be/hYCxOhfzXQE?t=70 ) Do you mind if I pull out my harp?

Talian: Harp? What--

*Joanna pulls out her harp*

Talian: "Sorry to hear that. Now we introduce our 5th grader. Mystia, come on out."

*mystia comes out and does one of her shitty death drops*

Mystia: great to be here, thalian.

Talian: *looks at Mystia awkwardly*

Mystia: ith there thomething on my fathe?

*talian proceeds to square up with Mystia but catches herself*.

Talian: Onto the first question. Whatever. Joanna, pick your category.

Joanna: 4th Grade Geography! *she gets her harp ready*

Talian: Alright. "What map is described as 'sanded and bevelled'? Joanna?

Joanna: I know this one! *prepares harp* The cause is Ozymandian! The map of sapokanikan, is sanded and bevelled, the land lorn and levelled, by some unrecorded and powerful"--



Talian, who has had his ears covered since she started singing: That's enough, Joanna. Mystia, what is your answer?

Mystia: the map to imogen'th face XD hahahahahahaha

*talian looks disgustingly at mystia, confused as to who imogen is, as Joanna continues fiddling around with her harp*

Talian: Joanna, which answer will you take?

Joanna: I'll take MY answer. Her answer does NOT suffice.

Talian: Joanna, you're correct.

*joanna screeches with delight*

*the audience then takes time to recalibrate their hearing. talian fixes her hearing aids.*

Talian: Mystia, pick a category.

Mystia: thecond grade religion. *puts hands on hips faggily*

Talian, regretting her entire existence at the moment: Name the fag's goddess and the reason behind it. Joanna?

Joanna: *clears throat. begins to play harp*

The fag's goddess is one who slips under the torch and then runs through the spangled sky like a sparrow in the tidal waves of enormous starry sadness. We--

Talian: Joanna, you've reached your character limit. Mystia?

Mystia: oh obviouthly it'th lady gaga. thtream chromatica. *proceeds to shittily vogue across the stage. even joanna looks disturbed.*

Talian: if you don't fucking stop i'll break both of your legs i swear to god. get back to the podium.

Mystia: okay fine :'(

Talian: Joanna, which answer will you pick?

Joanna: *thinks* Hers!

*talian looks shocked.*

Talian: You sure?

Joanna: Yes!

Talian: i can't believe i'm about to say this, but Mystia's answer was the correct one!

Mystia: *vogues again* yaththththththththt

Talian: Last question. Joanna, you pick.

Joanna: 5th Grade English!

*talian beguins to read the question, but then realizes what this question is going to entail. she contemplates quitting her job, but then remembers how much she gets paid.*

Talian: Write a rhyming poem about safe sex.

Joanna: Yay!!!! *pulls up harp*

The birds and the bees cannot be safe without a penchant for what we know. Use the film on the ocean floor, wrap it up! Use the sap from the trees, yes, no! The plums are angry, fill up the cup!

*during this sequence, mystia has started voguing to the music. Joanna, watching mystia, begins seething. she waits until she is done singing.*

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Joanna: Can you stop dancing during MY harp sessions? This ain't vogue music, you dumbass!

*she walks over to mystia, who is still voguing, and puts her straight through the harp, breaking the strings but also knocking Mystia out.*

Talian: I thought I'd never meet someone who would actually do that. Congratulations on your winnings, Joanna!

Joanna: Who wants an encore?

*the entire studio audience screams NO in unison. joanna starts to sing but the audience throws tomatoes. talian quickly comes up to the screen*

Talian: And that's all the time we have today! *dodges a tomato and runs off screen*

Baylor Vuitton - Science

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https://i.imgur.com/m8hPEag.png

So I went with galaxtic ruler, Space science you know. I went with something very glamorous, the accesories, the french twist, but something a little freaky, I stepped out of my comfort zone and changed my style and changed up my mug, added more lashes, crazier makeup, painted to the gods, I look like a glamorous yet freaky galactic bad bitchm different but stayed true to myself and polished.

Faux Challenge

Talian: Hello and welcome our next Contestant Chloe Lukasiak...

Paige: Ummm I’m Paige...Paige Hyland



Talian: Paige *Looks to the Producers*
I THOUGHT WE BOOKED CHLOE

Production: She was unavailable so we got Paige instead...

Talian: Useless...Just useless *sighs*
Paige Hyland everyone

*Crowd cheers*

Are ready to play Are you Smarter Than a Fifth Grader

Paige: Yes I am



Talian: Select your category

Paige: 1st Grade Science

Talian: The question is...How’s your head?

Paige: Oooooo...uuuuuuhhhh....uuuughhhh

Talian: You know you could use your peek you know...

Paige: Oh yeah right I’ll use peek

Talian: Ok MYSTIA what is ur answer

*Mystia shows “Maddie would know the answer you dumb bitch”*

Paige But But



Talian: WHY ARE YOU CRYING DINGBAT

Paige: AAAAAAAHHHH ABBY LEE MILLER

Talian: ...

Paige: Is the answer it didn’t place like my solos?

Talian: You are correct

Paige: Abby’s gonna kill me

Talian: Next question...What is the Pledge of Allegiance of the The United States of Dragmerica.

Paige: Oh that’s easy Laquifa WHAT...Laquifa WHAT



*Talian throws at Chair at Paige*

Talian: Done...I’m just Done

Paige: Miss Abby

Talian: I AM NOT MISS ABBY

*Paige starts hyperventilating*

Paige: I can’t breathe...I can’t breathe



*Mystia just looks*

Talian: YOU ARE AN IDIOT

Paige: I need therapy

Talian: Ok FINALLLL QUESTION

Paige: Wait but you didn’t

Talian: SILENCE

Paige: Yes Miss Abby

Talian: ...Write a porn about safe sex

Paige: Ok...*clears throat*

Sex is fun
Sex is hot
Sex is something which I am not
Safe sex is better
Whatever the weather
Safe sex is very clev....

Talian: DID YOU JUST FORGET YOUR POEM...I WILL EAT YOU

Paige: I’m sorry Miss Ab-Talian

*Mystia crumple you her paper*



*Mystia’s mouth drops*

Talian: Welp that is all the time we have today.

*Cameras Cut*

Talian: MY GOD....When I say Chloe...I WANT CHLOE
The End.

Charlize Angel Snatch Game - Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon)

Twinkies LaChapelle: Good evening, everybody and welcome to “Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader”: Celebrity Edition! We’re Shaking things up a bit to keep things fresh and interesting so let’s dive right in with tonight’s special Celebrity guest, She’s the blonde bombshell that gave us all a lesson in the legal world, Reese Whitherspoon!

Elle: *Comes bounding out of backstage* Hiiiii! I am so excited to be here, Twinkies! But call me Elle, hun. It suits me better. *Laughs at own pun*...Get it. Suit. Like the pink suit I’m wearing *Laughs harder*

Twinkies: *Clearly already uncomfortable* Well, then... Hello, Elle! You look fabulous tonight!

Elle: Awww. Thanks, hun. You know what they say: You can never go wrong with Pink ...everything!

Twinkies: Now, is it true what they say about blondes having more fun?

Elle: Oh absolutely, Twinkies. I’m always big, blonde and beautiful *Under Breath (Wait, shit. Wrong Musical)* UHHH… I mean…*Nervous laugh* hahahahahaha. Blondes definitely have more fun, hun.

Twinkies: Ok, love, well let me explain how this is gonna work. You’re gonna have a total of … oh what the hell. Let’s just jump in. We’ll see where it goes. I find things work better on the fly. I will tell you that your 5th grade helper tonight is...Mystia LeBlanc!

Elle: That’s great and all, Twinkies, but I did graduate from Harvard Law, so I think I can handle this.

*Twinkies Stares at Elle surprised* …

Elle: What, Like it’s hard??

Twinkies: Well alrighty then. Let's jump in. Elle, pick your first subject.

Elle: Well, let’s start it out easy and go with First Grade Science

Twinkies: Ok, love. And the question is...Elle...How’s your Head

Elle: Well, the obvious answer would be that I’ve never had any complaints, but you never wanna go for the obvious answer as that would be, of course, too obvious. In my Criminal Law 101 class at Harvard with Professor Callahan (and Warner Huntington III), we were shown that there was always something behind the meaning. So is this an actual head or are we looking at something metaphorical. *Continues rambling on about the origins and implications of “Head”*

Mystia: *Grabs Twinkies’ attention* Is this bitch for real? Where the hell do you find these people?!

Twinkies: Elle...Elle...ELLE!

Elle: I OBJECT!......oops, Sorry. I do have a point, I promise.

Mystia: Then make it, bitch!

Elle: So, Ultimately, I’m gonna say that the head is a penis and the answer I’m gonna give is Sloppy but Satisfactory.

*Mystia and Twinkies look at Elle in utter confusion*

*Elle Looking around, proud of herself*

Twinkies: Elle….You may wanna turn off Harvard Brain for this competition. I’m just gonna tell you now that it isn’t gonna help you.

Elle:...oh

Twinkies: I can tell you that your answer is absolutely wrong. Hopefully, Mystia can save your ass on this one. Mystia...what is your answer?

Mystia: Well, I just wrote Better than Baylor’s, that’s for sure.

Twinkies: And that……………….. Is correct! Congrats Elle, you got lucky this time, but it’s not happening again. You better figure out how to make it work from here out.

Elle: Don’t worry! I was the president of my Delta Nu Sorority Chapter in undergrad, so I’ll just channel that.

Twinkies: *Side-eyes Elle* Ok, bitch...Pick another Category.

Elle: Ok, so...Let’s go for Fifth Grade English

Twinkies: Alright *Under Breath (Good luck, bitch)*... Write a rhyming poem about safe sex

Elle: Ohmigod, you guys! I’ve totally got this one. My Sorority Sister Kate (she’s the smart one) came up with one that worked so well. It seriously kept our sister Margot from getting an STD or pregnant when she slept with most of the baseball team *Immediate regret*...Wait a minute....is this televised?

Mystia: ...Really?? What, you think we’re just doing this for fun?! Of course this is televised!

Elle: Oh...Sorry, Margot. Well, lucky for me we promised not to say anything about that, but we didn’t Double Delta Nu Sister Nu Swear on it. That would have been embarrassing to break on TV.

Twinkies *Visually Over this Shit*: Would you just answer the damn question!

Elle: Ok, Ok...Jeez. and I thought Judges were brutal. So it goes like this:

A Delta Nu must rap up tight
Always a condom worn
With dental dams
say “Thank you, ma’am”
And never a child born

Twinkies: *Stares in Gay* Ummmm………….you know what...sure. I guess it works and I guess it rhymes so, fine. You get the points.

Elle: *Elated to get something* YAY! Thank you so much! I can’t believe that one would come in handy! *Continues jumping around excitedly*

Twinkies: Don’t celebrate just yet. You got 1 question right. Still got some more. Pick another category

Elle: Ok, Ok, Ok...So my Undergraduate study was in Fashion Merchandising, so let’s go with 4th Grade Geography

*Twinkies and Mystia stare at her for an uncomfortably long period of time*

Elle:...What…

Mystia: Your lead-up had nothing to do with the category! How in the hell do Geography and…

*Twinkies Interjects*
Twinkies: Sure, fine, whatever. Also, this is the last question, so you better work, bitch

Elle: No problem. Also, I love Britney Spears

Twinkies *Done. Just. Done* Ok… Your question is...What is the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States of Dragmerica?

Elle: *Genuinely confused*...Umm...Umm...Umm……* Under Breath (God, this is harder than when I tried to teach  Paulette how to Bend and Snap)*……...SIDEBAR!

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*Mystia can’t even right now*
*A dog comes running from backstage*

Twinkies: What in all that is good and LGBTQ+ is a dog doing on my set?

Elle: Oh, this is Bruiser Woods. We are both Vegetarian Geminis.

Mystia: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING, BITCH??!!

Elle: *Clearly taken aback from the unwarranted outburst* Bruiser is also my best advisor. He’s never steered me wrong *Turns to Bruiser* Alright, Bruiser. What have we got…

*Bruiser barks at Elle once; Elle looks deep in thought; Twinkies starts checking her phone; Mystia takes a shot*

Elle: Ok. Bruiser says I should use my Copy here.

Mystia: Well Well, look who needs my help now. What happened to “*Imitating Elle as condescendingly as possible* “I GraDUateD fROm HaRVerd. I’M NotGonNA NEed HeLP!”

Elle: *Clearly not getting the joke* Well, Bruiser says that you are obviously more clear on this kind of question than I am, so it is best to go with what you say. You are clearly better here, so why not use your answer, especially since it is the last question.

*Mystia looks at the dog, at Elle, back at the dog, at Twinkies, then back to Elle*

Mystia: You got all that from one bark?

Elle: *Offended out of her mind* HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR BOND!!!

Twinkies: Calm down, Beyonce. It ain’t that serious. *Tries to recenter herself and refrain from attacking Elle* So, Mystia...What is your answer.

Mystia: Well isn’t it obvious:

I pledge Allegiance to Dragmerica
*Vogues fiercely*
One Drag Nation Under *Drops to split*
*Gets back up* With Voguing and Tongue Pops for all
*Tongue Pops into a Death drop*

Twinkies: *Single Tear* That was the most beautiful rendition of the Pledge I have ever heard. That is correct! That means, *Changes to a pissed off tone* Congrats, Elle. You win

Elle: *Starts singing the opening to the Legally Blonde Musical* “Oh-mi-god, Ohmigod, you guys/ Looks like Elle’s gonna win the Prize…”

Twinkies: Stop Singing!!!!! This is not Twinkies’ the Voice. Also, I forgot to mention the bonus question.

Elle: Sure. I’m all fired up. Let’s do it!

Twinkies: SOO...The Bonus Question...Worth double the money you’ve won *Under Breath (A whole $20)*... What does Pearl have on her Face

Elle: Oh, that’s an easy one. Nothing...The cameras aren’t rolling. It doesn’t matter.

Twinkies: *Clearly about to pop a blood vessel* Get out

Elle: Ok, Well. Thanks for having me. I had so much fun with you all. I hope I didn’t look too bad.

Twinkies and Mystia *In Unison*: TOO LATE, BITCH!

*Elle walks off stage singing*

*Cameras stop rolling*

Twinkies: Mystia...Remind me never to invite her back for anything

Mystia: Don’t have to ask me twice. There is something seriously wrong with that bitch.