Hello hello hello queens! Welcome officially to your first day in the werkroom. And for the first time in Talianās Drag Race herstory, one of you already got the chop. Lipsick. Wherever you are. Just know that you are loved.
But before going on. Get ready for premiere of premiers. Here is the official promo for Talianās Drag Race Season 6 :
Now. For this weekās maxi challenge you will be forming four brand new girl groups all based around a clique. Letās paint the scene : there is a new girl in town and you and your clique want her desperately in your group. So you write a song to highlight and seduce the new girl into joining your circle.
What I want you to do is chose an already existing song and rewrite the lyrics for every one of you to get at least one solo (one song for each group, each group can decide their song autonomously). The lyrics need to be based around why you (and your clique) are the best to be a part of.
We will have four girl groups. Amandoe, as last weekās winner decided her own team members and clique. The rest was randomized. Here are the groups :
The Mean Girls
š Ariana Grenada
š Baylor Vuitton
š Charlize Angel
The Good Girls
š Faguette St. Baguette
š Prassidha
š Shimika Waters
The Nerd Girls
š½ Amara Peregrine
š½ Faux
š½ Homo Side
The Alternative Girls
š¤Amandoe Trepoor
š¤ Kalela Ducharme
š¤ Eleanor Von Poor
Later on the runway category is : CLIQUE ME. Basically itās your performance look for this challenge. Mind that it has to reflect your clique and also somehow each groupās members need to have cohesive looks.
THIS IS A GROUP CHALLENGE! Which means one group will be high. Two groups will be safe. And one group will lipsync for their lives. Exactly. The three members of the worst group will all lipsync for the lives. How many will survive? Well... only time will tell. Now. Itās time to bring it.
You have 48 hours.
Good luck ladies and donāt fuck it up.
But if you do. Prepare to lipsync to a song which music video just screams high school tropes :
Iām the coding queen let me show off quick,
Iām a computer girl and I still get dick.
Hit Amara 'cause we study on friday,
Hit faux, ācause we watch anime,
We fly off when we sit in class,
All these jocks still grabbin on our ass.
Nothing straight about us but our Aās,
We give you head, neck and brain everyday.
We got glasses but we see perfectly,
101011 is the tea.
Join us girl,
Let us give you a book,
Us nerdy girls
Always serving them looks,
Step out in the halls
Wonāt see us in the malls,
Come on, watch them other cliques... fall.
We might need glasses to read bitches tho,
So take out your contacts and be a nerdy hoe.
Amara Peligrine (Kim Petras)
Bunch of smart bitches in my clique, we read them books, yeah
Me, Amara Peligrine in this bitch, watch this brush go off!
High GPA, look at my brain, i'm just a show-off!
Bout ta graduate summa cum laude! (Yuh!)
Makeup chemistry, study for that test
Tucking geometry, study for that test
Lipsync lesson class, study for that test
Homo with me babe, Faux is with me babe!
Drag queen history, word to Marsha P,
Cookin' up a look, where the exam book?
Got an appetite? Eat this nerdy cake
Nerds we own this school, Nerds we own this school, yeah!
Faux (Tommy Cash)
Watch me do a hadoken
with Naruto Shippuden
Count my money in yen
My GPA is all tens
You say teach me Chemistry
But Iām all about Biology
I give my Senpai brain
Itās totally fucking insane
R.I.P Joe Biden
Cause I just Attack on Titan
Just Like Iggy said
Candy cane lane
baby give me reign
Do something strange
in the back of the Range
Goths give you tingles
But Nerds Give you Tang
CF: I am giving you computer science, tech-junkie, coding queen realness! As a group, we all decided to take on different takes and types of nerds. Faux is the nerdy anime girl, Amara is more of a stereotypical nerd with a dark edge, and I am the nerdy computer queen. We look like the perfect girl group, but all stand out amazingly.
(Opening)
Greetings peasants,
Letās take you to school and leave you.
(Faguette)
I know some queens
Who are hoes but have good qualities
Strict, and I love God
My nameās Faguette, Jesus is daddy
Iām judging these queens
Laying down reading the Bible (oh oh)
These girls, break their dicks
And I hate that cuz im a homophobe (ha ha)
(Bridge)
You came for a show
But youāre only getting half of what you paid for
But once you see who we are
Youāre gonna hate us even more (ha ha ha)
(Chorus)
G-O-O-D-Z
Thatās what we really are
Sexy, Sweet and Stern we got this on lock
Big fake tits, so hot, Pras will suck you off
(sheās a hoe, oh oh oh oh oh oh)
G-O-O-D-Z
The biggest faggotry
We all bottom, none of us top
Drag Race Season 6
We put our legs up
(Hoes oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(Shimika)
Kind? Yeah thatās me!
Iām winning Miss Congeniality
Iām notā¦. A freak (only a little tee hee)
My name is Shimika and I am a geek. (Mhmm)
(Bridge)
You came for a show
But youāre only getting half of what you paid for
But once you see who we are
Youāre gonna hate us even more (ha ha ha)
(Chorus)
G-O-O-D-Z
Thatās what we really are
Sexy, Sweet and Stern we got this on lock
Big fake tits, so hot, Pras will suck you off
(sheās a hoe, oh oh oh oh oh oh)
G-O-O-D-Z
The biggest faggotry
We all bottom, none of us top
Drag Race Season 6
We put our legs up
(Hoes oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(Prassidha)
Slutz, slutz, thatās what we are
Hey bitch, weāre all going far
Faguette, she likes the Holy Ghost
These are the girls I fuck with the most
Prassidhaās a hoe? Yeah, I am one!
Kiss me, fuck me, squeeze my buns! (sex noise)
Yeah, Iām the freak
I take it deep
I like my men on fleek
Shamikaās great
She doesnāt play
she loves to pray
and sheās gonna slay
Bibles, Candy, and Big dings
Us, slutz, are everything
Come on boys lets hang out!
Hereās my ass, I wanna scream and shout!
Babies, I wanna makey,
No small weenies, get in between me
Talian baby, (talian says yeah)
One of us winning (talian says uh huh)
Weāre all up on ya
Now one more times, hereās the chorus ha!
(Chorus)
G-O-O-D-Z
Thatās what we really are
Sexy, Sweet and Stern we got this on lock
Big fake tits, so hot, Pras will suck you off
(sheās a hoe, oh oh oh oh oh oh)
G-O-O-D-Z
The biggest faggotry
We all bottom, none of us top
Drag Race Season 6
We put our legs up
(Hoes oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(Verse 1- Amandoe)
Oh let us show ya,
How fierce youāre meant to be,
Take our hand youāll see,
A freakflag odyssey,
(Chorus)
Wakeānābake up
Toss on black makeup
Itās too early for the blah blah blah*
(Verse 2 - Eleanor)
Oh, sheās here serfink zat face
Zee new girls got some grace
My name is Eleanor
A filthy German vore
(Chorus 1)
Wakeānābake up
Toss on black makeup
Itās too early for the blah blah blah*
Weird and beautiful, fell down the rabbit hole
Itās much nicer here,
Without all your noise,
Not coming back now,
Cause youāre your superhero,
Oh Wonderwoman, they arenāt made like you.
Beautiful makeup
Beautiful nightmare
Will you be your own or just be like the rest.
(Verse 3- Kaela)
Iām gonna warn you
Of the girls at school
Steer clear and join us
Cause we donāt make a fuss
(Chorus 2)
Welcome, so nice for us to meet you
We will, show you the music studio
Where we, rock out to alternative songs
Give me an exam
Iāll cheat the answers
Have you ever done something so hardcore before?
With us there are no rules
No fancy jewels
Just act like fools
The baddest clique in schools
Fuck with us yeah, it is all your choice
But prepare to suck on our big fat shoes
We can protect you
Unlike the other girls
Now let us show you our diversity
Ariana: But look at her big, long... hair... WE HAVE TO HAVE HER WITH US.
Baylor: GET INTO FORMATION, AND... HIT IT!
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PERFORMANCES:
Charlize's Fancam -
Baylor's Fancam -
Ariana's Fancam -
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LYRICS:
[Baylor]
We Slay This Shit, Our Moves are slick
We dominate the stage that we are dancing on now
Do what we wanna, weāre hot sexy and dangerous so
Come on girls and flip your ponytail to the beat of the music
[Ariana]
We look F-Feirce
I have class fro years
Walking round as if we on the place
Spending our fatherās royalties
Iām just living, who I wanna be
Did you want attention, hun? Move out my way!
[Chorus - Baylor]
If you wanna be a real bad Bitch, then come on
And join our great clique (You wanna be us, us, us)
Kissing Boys and girls until their soft hearts shatters,
We dont care cuz weāre that bitch (you wanna be us, us, us)
[Hook - All]
We may seem sweet but weāre really
Backstabbing bitches, bitches! (You wanna be us, us, us)
Pose in the spotlight like your a
big great shining star, star (You wanna be us, us, us)
[Baylor]
Hit like Hit like this and be a bad bitch (all eyes on me)
Try and swing on me and watch me laugh HA (Oh you missed)
Ah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
You cannot stop me from slaying
Iām a bad bitch, so is she she sis,
We wink, we flip, blowing you away, HEY!
[Charlize]
The Way we walk, we strut got everyone looking at us
You need our help to show the world just what youāre made of
The way we rock the schoolyard is something you only dream of
Weāre sweet when we wanna be
But Shade is our true Hobby
[Chorus - Ari]
If you wanna be a real bad Bitch, then come on
And join our great clique (You wanna be us, us, us)
Kissing Boys and girls until their soft hearts shatters,
We dont care cuz weāre that bitch (you wanna be us, us, us)
[Dance Break]
[Chorus - Charlize]
If you wanna be a real bad Bitch, then come on
And join our great clique (You wanna be us, us, us)
Kissing Boys and girls until their soft hearts shatters,
We dont care cuz weāre that bitch (you wanna be us, us, us)
[Hook - All]
We may seem sweet but weāre really
Backstabbing bitches, bitches! (You wanna be us, us, us)
Pose in the spotlight like your a
big great shining star, star (You wanna be us, us, us)
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POSITIONS:
Charlize: Main Vocalist, Lead Dancer, Lead Rapper
Baylor: Main Rapper, Lead Dancer, Vocalist, Leader, Centre
Ariana: Main Dancer, Sub Vocalist, Rapper, FOTG
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OUTFITS:
We wanted a really pretty in pink, yet really "instagram popular baddie" , something modern and not the classic mean girls look or something like Clueless, Charlize wen't with the cuteish baddie, I went with the street fashion obsessed baddie and Ari went with leather babe, Cute Leather and Fashion, that's what we think of mean girls. We wore outfits that you can perform in and jump in as Talian said, you said performance challange we wore something to fit that, in any of these outfits you could do the dancing we did. I adopted both Charlize and Ariana into my drag family, I have made them download the IMVU game on pc for better looks, gave them fashion tips, I gave them amazing designers and honestly they look like my daughters, so being in this group bought me new people, I will continue to help them throughout this whole competition now, even if I get eliminated.
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WORK:
We worked together amazingly, not one argument, not one bad word, our problem was timezones and editing, I had to edit and stuff and I have never done so, I edited audio on audible and the video on kinemaster, it took me hours but I got it done with their help. A big issues was the file formats but we overcame it by converting. I wrote the chorus, my verse, did the choreography, helped with looks and came up with ideas, Charlize wrote down notes, took advice and gave it, wrote her verse, kept us positive and woke up early to work with our timezones, Ariana wrote her verse, kept us entertained and positive, took my fashion advice very well and will slay yall on IMVU yall not ready, she choreographer her own verse and her part in the dance break, and overall we all did well, we all got a part in the dance break, sang a chorus and sang at least one verse.