St. Nicolas isn't coming this year....



https://imgur.com/TtZMuoS

Dear Santa,
Its been awhile hasn't it huh? I know I've been a good boy this year and thank you for the video games of Pokemon last year but this year i want something different than usual.
What I would like for Christmas is some toys that are meant for adults only. I know this is such a personal request but i would really love these for Christmas this year. And that includes: 1 Butt plug, 2 vibrators, 3 anal beads, 4 jockstraps, 5 rolls of pleasure tape, 6 cock rings, 7 bottles of lube, 8 wall dildos?, 9 more butt plugs, 10 porn movies, 11 handcuffs, 12 rolls of condoms, and 13 gags.
I know this is a lot to process and take your time on that but this is what i would want for Christmas if I've been really good this year. I know, this isn't  meant to be shady but the person who should be bad this year is LaOddity. (Love ya gurl)

Runway:
http://imgur.com/a/O9rhwuF

For this look, i went for Pokemon themed of course and who to not make it bettet than to have the reindeer Pokemon Sawsbuck make christmas special again lol.

Dear Santa,
How’s things, Has Mrs Claus gone down to your north pole because I bet you need some trimmings for that bush. My year has been okay I guess, But christmas sucks ass, Halloween is the better season. As you can tell I’ve been naughty this year so stop calling me a hoe hoe hoe and make me sit on your lap. What would I like for Christmas in the world to make it to the Top 3 in Drag Race duh and for a man to Tushda sausage…. Oops I did it again. This year I hope that you bring the girls all mouthwash because they talk a lot of shit and some mayonnaise because once they’ve tushda sausage they love to be covered in daddies sauce, Anyway Saint Nick, Laters because i’ve got a date with Krampus when he can lick me all over with that tongue mhmmmmmmm.

Like i said in my letter i'm a halloween person then a Xmas person, So i thought of the look Krampus who is the demon of Saint Nick for those kids who have been naughty like me

https://imgur.com/a/z9ZVSrQ

Twas the night before runway....

https://imgur.com/a/PdSZCDw

_-o0o-_ Dame ST Bagg cometh...._-o0o-_

CF: It's been a while since season 1, incase the girls needed reminding, that winners circle is only going to the best of the best



https://imgur.com/a/5wiIpGF

Xmas Look:
https://imgur.com/a/bqRSuz6

Letter to Santa:

Hey Santa, I’m going to make some really big soft gooey cookies, do you want some? You’re going to have to... work for it though. Giving me gifts just... isn’t satisfying my needs anymore. Last Christmas, I specifically wrote down that I wanted a fully furnished apartment and on top of that, a new car, 2018 Porsche Macan if we want to get down to it. I also had it bolded, underlined, and italicized. And what did you get me? A teddy bear, a coke, and a god damn candy cane. Do you know what that tells me? That tells me that you don’t give a fuck about me anymore and personally, I took it as a big fuck you. This year, I’m going to ask for a little less... I understand that you have a million kids to deliver presents to in one night, blah blah blah. Anyways, all I want is... you. Once you come down my chimney, if you can even fit... I want you stay with me forever in my humble abode. Don’t worry about Mrs. Clause... she’s already dealt with. Thank you Santie, best sugar daddy of the year! Kisses xx

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/QUE5Bgj

CF: Anyone who knows me knows that I am a nutcracker, in every sense of the word. I am simply embracing my true inner self with this look!

Dear Santa Claus,

DICKS ASS PUSSY TITS COCKS CUM SEMEN CUNTS SEMEN DILDOS LUBE COMEDY HA HA
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I saved you the time of reading the other queens letters. You're welcome, Kringle.

Anyway, I have a list of things I want for Christmas, IN ASCENDING ORDER, THIS ORDER IS VERY IMPORTANT:

5. I'm no fan of Trump, but hear me out: We need to build A WALL around the city of Venice! No water gets in, no water gets out! I want the wall to be 100 feet tall, made of marble, and patrolled by 10,000 male models! It will be built by a force of Lega members. Make them do something useful for once in their miserable lives!

4. Force RuPaul to redo seasons 9 through 11, as well as All-Stars 3 and 4. I know that you know what he did, Santa, and you and I agree that the people affected deserve JUSTICE!

3. A vampire hunting kit. I am 100% CERTAIN that Jefree Star is a creature of the night! Actually, bring me a basilisk's tooth as well, because he might also be Voldemort. In that case, I want to know what his horcruxes are as well. I've deduced that Shane Dawson is one, but I KNOW there are more! Vampire or Voldemort, I will end his reign of terror before it begins!

2. World peace

1. I would like to set aside a day, just one day, where everything will go my way, my way. A day where I, Holden Richards, experience a 24 hour long orgasm. (Mind you, without the semen. I'm like a fire hydrant. I'd never get the stains out!)



P.S. It wouldn't be a drag race skit if I didn't mentionany naughty bits, now would it?

To santa

I know this is like my 10 letter to you this year but I just need to make sure you know that I have been a very good drag queen this year and the one think I really want this Christmas Is to win season 4 of Talian’s Drag Race  so please help my win by give all the other queen's uglyer clothes and give them warts and all and I know you probably think this isn't the amanduh holden I know from when she was 5 and all she wanted was a easy bake oven but I am older now and more beautiful so that is what I want I hope you can do it
From you biggest fan
Amanduh holden

Ps
I think Holden Richards should be on your bad list because his first name is the same as my last name

...... Runway.......
For my Runway I am giving you Christmas elf
https://ibb.co/sPGwxXK

Dear Santa,

P.P.S. I think Amanduh Holden should be on your bad list because her last name is the same as my first name

Dear Satan,

For Christmas this year I want to be a good. I deserve nice things. I stayed silent every night like mommy told me, even when mommy's friends came over and they prayed so loud at night, screaming, "OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD".

For this year's Christmas, I want bangs, a boyfriend, 29 dollars, for mommy to stop sniffing all of our sugar, barbies, disney+, and also,

world penis!

When you arrive, please eat mommy's cookies. I will also leave daddy's special milk for you to drink as well. Ho ho ho, merry christmas, and please come by after 10pm, that's when daddy's at work, we're on the DL.

PS, here's a photo of mommy so you know which chimney to cum into,

https://imgur.com/1aWXCaV

• CHALLENGE •

Hiiiiiiiii Santa! It's Alotta!

I know it's been a while since the last time I wrote you, I kinda swore off the whole "Santa Claus isn't real" thing after my dad left me in that gas station when I was eight and had my satanist phase. But I'm trying out Christmas to see if the magic of this holiday can bring me joy, happiness and also to see if I can wish my way into removing all those STDs I contracted at that LA gay bar on Halloween.

As for my wish list, I don't need a whole lot, just a big, strong man who can climb down my chimney... And eat all the cookies... And down them with some milk... But finding a guy like that is a real tough nut to crack! But ooooh, how I'd love to be someone's nutcracker. I also want an Escalade, a new iPhone because I fucking cracked mine, and I'd wish for Santa to take away all guns from white people and delete the little smelly white supremacist Trump supporters who shoot up Walmarts on the regular, but given that Santa himself is always depicted as a white, fat man who breaks and enters into your home on a yearly basis, and has millions of underpaid employees who are also elves, and gets away with all of these felonies and more, I won't even bother asking him to fix white supremacy. But I'm down with just the Escalade.

I'm also feeling really charitable, so I wish for you,
Santa, to give these girls all the makeup they can find. Sometimes I look at these girls around me and wonder "if only they had the budget to afford something that isn't drugstore makeup".

Now we have to get to my closing thoughts, because I'm in my sixteenth glass of wine and I think I'm starting to see that guy from Black Christmas spying through the door. Or maybe I'm just having an alcohol infused manic episode. Anywho, Santa, please don't fail me like every man I've ever let inside of my life and legs, and please do deliver what I need or I deserve. Otherwise I will track you down and find you in the North Pole. I hook up with bears at the weekends, I'm sure they have connections to the polar bears in Antarctica. That's how Geography works, right?

With love and desperation,
Alotta Nerve.

• RUNWAY •
https://m.imgur.com/a/EwpkCyL

decided to go for a krampus inspired look - which ive noticed was a recurring theme in some of the other girls' looks - but im pretty confident in mine! beware bitch