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[All Stars] Week 5 : šŸ•ŗšŸ» Talian : The Musical

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1505 days 21 hours ago
Talian
Omg ladies! Thatā€™s what I call a face off! You surely didnā€™t spare any load! Thank you all so much for this showcase of colorful talent. The winner of this weekā€™s mini challenge and most crazy mug is...
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Holden Richards!

I hope you are ready for a show ladies because I sure am! And what a better show if not a musical all about ME? You heard it right ladies...

šŸ•ŗšŸ» You will be performing in the worldā€™s premier of ā€œTalian : the Musicalā€ a musical all about (you guessed it) me! Each of you will perform to the notes of a different musical genre and each of you will represent a different stage of my life.

Holden, as this weekā€™s mini challenge winner, you are required to assign yourself and your fellow queens a genre (and a relative stage). Be aware tho... your decision will impact the runway as well!

Here are all the genres and relative stages :

https://i.imgur.com/xBmWaWO.gif

Please PM me your picks as soon as you can.

All details will be revealed after I get the picks.
1505 days 19 hours ago
Talian
Here are Holdenā€™s picks :

- Aishah Ali : Latin [First Years]
- Crystal Clear : Disco [Superstardom]
- Enobaria : Country [Coming Out]
- Holden Richards : Opera [Break Up]
- LaOddity : High School [Metal]
- Mustard ā€œCheeky Spiceā€ Monroe : Rap [Hollywood]
- Plai StatiĆ³n : Gospel [Love]

So here are the rules.

- Pick a song in the genre you are assigned.

- You must rewrite the lyrics to that song. Obviously not the whole song. Just a portion.

- Lyrics must be reflect the synopsis I am giving you (below). You can add whatever you want. No matter how crazy it is and how much incoherent is from the rest.

- Be upbeat and funny.

- Donā€™t be afraid to be too ā€œharshā€ on me. Just make sure it is funny.

Synopsis :

šŸ¼ Latin [First Years] : Christian family, no ā€œprofanitiesā€ allowed. Every Sunday church. No tv. No pop music. But at school I manage to get a glimpse at whatā€™s out there they my friends. So I start daydreaming about all the things I want to do, but I canā€™t. Most importantly... Zac Efron!
šŸ« Metal [High School] : Grunge phase. Started swearing and going out by night without my parents knowing. I start chanting about all the ribellious things I did. But remember... I am only doing girls at this point!
šŸ’• Gospel [Love] : But then Kevin, my crush since grade school let me touch his junk.  And I fell in love. I read my unsent very deep love letters to him out loud. And then my mum walked in on us.
šŸŒˆ Country [Coming Out] : I came out to my family. Lost my school, house and friends that same day and had to hit the road. I could only keep the clothes I was wearing. But I had to leave. I start singing about all the jobs I had to do to make money until I decided to take the last coach to anywhere... but at least I still had Kevin.
ā­ļø Rap [Hollywood] : Turns out I got to Hollywood! My dreams are about to come true now that I have no more obliges. But until I manage to get famous I need to find a job. A REAL job. I daydream about all the things I could do when I am rich. A strange lady introduces me to... drag?
šŸ’” Opera [Breakup] : i start performing at gay clubs as Twinkies. And making my name. But I found Kevin cheating on me. I sing about how sad and heartbroken I am and describe the things I would do to feel better. But then the phone rings... really? Do you want me to be on tv?
šŸ’ƒ Disco [Superstardom] : And so here we are! Most famous drag queen in the world, I brag about all the things I accomplished and all the money I have. All my dreams came true and trust kids, you can too!

Later on the runway category is : Musical Showdown! I want you to create a look inspired to your assigned music genre from the musical. Take it as you wish!

You have 60 hours.

Good luck ladies and donā€™t fuck it up!

But, if you do, prepare to lipsync to the song that really has been the soundtrack of my (musical) life :

1503 days 10 hours ago
Talian
[48 hours extension]
1501 days 15 hours ago
snick427
Sung to the Tune of "Nessun Dorma," by Giacomo Puccini:

Twinkies:
Fuck you Kevin, fuck you Kevin...
I get home past 11
But you've been sucking dick since 7
Story of my life, I give my heart to a man
But he ends up steppin'...

But I won't let it break me down
I won't lay and cry and curse
No, no, I'll make him regret what he did to me
Because I've been through much, much worse...
...That piece of shit stole my purse!
And my nicest dress! Well, what do I do now?

*Twinkies' cell phone rings. She answers*

Producer:
Hello, I produce for TV
We want a Drag Race starring YOU, Twinkies!

Twinkies:
This is my big break
How much money will I make?
And the sweet icing on the cake
Is Kevin ain't gettin' none of this
None of this!
NONE OF THIS!
1501 days 15 hours ago
snick427
Runway: https://imgur.com/a/M6ZZ4Ei

CF: My look is inspired by Pagliacci. He's laughing on the outside but crying on the inside, which I can relate to. He also ends up killing the other clowns in his troupe, which I can also relate to.
1501 days 14 hours ago
rory17
Aishah Ali
Latin
https://imgur.com/a/JYL2yYf

I am inspired by Day of the Dead. I wanted to give a different approach from the expected salsa dancer that you would get from me.
1501 days 12 hours ago
spinfur
Crystal Clear
Disco Look
https://i.imgur.com/mrmirx1.png

Disco fashion has always been an appeal to me and I just love to look like this! Mostly the reason why I wanted disco in this challenge!
1500 days 16 hours ago
Gamerden13
Plai StatiĆ³n
Gospel

https://ibb.co/0hGRqRN
1500 days 16 hours ago
Gamerden13
Plai StatiĆ³n

Spoken:

Then, after I had grown out of my grunge phase. (Out with the black and in with the new!)
I began to mature into a polite young man, but something weren't quite right... (Oh? Whatcha thinking?)
I needed someone to love. (Yeah, you do girlfriend)
Thats when Kevin, my crush since grade school, came up to me and said, (what did he say, girl?)
He said to me...

Singing:

Let's head one back to your place,
Let's have some fun tonight. (some fun tonight)
I told him my mum would be around but,
He said it'd be alright (It'd be alright)

Just as I finished reading to him
Some letters stating my love (my love to him)
He told I could do something,
What he did waa-aaa-aaa-aas...

He let me touch his dick
(he let me touch his dick)
Oh, yes he did!
(Oh, yes he did)
We had some fun
(we had some fun)
It only just begun
(it's only just begun)

He let me touch his dick
(oh, yes he did)
Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(he let me touch his dick)
No, no no, no!
(Oh, yes he did)
He let me touch it!
(he let me touch his dick)
He let me touch it!
(Oh, yes he did)

He let me touch his diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick~

Spoken: Then my mum just had to walk in on us...
1500 days 13 hours ago
spinfur
*The stage is set, and Crystal (as Twinkies) is getting ready at her makeup table*

Crystal: And so there I was on top of the world, and that bitch Kevin was tossed in the grand canal, and floated down into the pacific. I didn't give a fuck where he went, if I ever saw him again he'd be dead, and this would turn into Chicago.

Pit Crew Member: Uhh Twinkies you're needed on stage

Crystal: Show time bitches

*The tune of Billie Jean comes on as Crystal gets lifted from her vanity by the pit crew and brought center stage*

I am ruling the world right here yes I know that's true
I said bitch don't tried to take what's mine, cause I am the one
Who has the biggest ego of them all!
Yes I am the one...
Who stole Rupaul's show from VH1

Spoken: She was a shitty judge anyways

I starred in movies and hosted gameshows, upset the world
Then everybody wanted to be me, so I pushed them aside
Cause I'm rich, and spoiled, and successful

Spoken: I mean just look at me!

Mother always told me, don't suck on young men cocks
and go around praising jesus chriiiist
and now I'm up on the top of the world with lots of power
but look at my Instagram
and I'll show you who I am
(hey eh eh)

Twinkies is the best person here
No one else can ever be like her
Oh wait Im talking about myself
Cause Ive been on Oprah!
Now Im running for President

Spoken: Twinkies 2020! Lets get that bastard cheeto  out of the white house!

*Throughout the song Crystal does her choreography, and in the the end red and blue confetti explodes, with a poster swinging down saying TWINKIES 2020*

Spoken: If you don't vote me then you're just jealous with how great I am!
1500 days 12 hours ago
rory17

(Start at 0:16, end at 1:10)

I love my family, my friends, but especially my reverend father
He lifts me, he guides me, I love him, drink his holy water
Donā€™t be mistaken, Iā€™m not talking about God, come on
Iā€™m talking about my savior and my lord, Zac Efron

Mi madre would kill me if I skipped class or this Sundayā€™s mass
No TV, no pop music if I want to maintain my best
I study my notebook, I study my bible, I study my Efron poster
I study his body, I study his smile, I study his dic- I ALMOST MALEDICR!

I cannot swear, but I swear on my life that I will be a star
I daydream for hours how I can expand and that in my life, I will go far
1500 days 10 hours ago
Faake
Enobaria

CHALLENGE

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[Starts at 0:20]

Momma found out; I had no escapin'
How was I supposed to keep myself fakinā€™?
I felt how my secret crumbled down.

Looked her in the eyes, my heart was meltinā€™
"This is not my foal" I heard her yallin'
I stepped and said ā€œMommy, Iā€™m a Unicorn.ā€

Iā€™m a Unicorn,
Even if you canā€™t believe it.
Knockinā€™ every door,
Lookinā€™ for a place for livinā€™
There is no before
Let's just gonna keep us spinnin'
It's just me and Kevin,
my heart is his forever.

Kicked out!
It's forbidden, not allowed
There's no reason why,
Jesuschrist is always watchin'
They won't understand
Only with what I was wearin'
I hit the road without money but with Kevin.

It's hard to admit, but I wanted to stay
Still watching the sun on the field everyday
I didn't take the risk, Papa Dan had a gun

I couldn't say goodbye to any of my buddies
Even if they knew about the hole in my undies
'Cause it's just okay if it's hidden away.

Iā€™m a Unicorn,
Even if you canā€™t believe it.
Knockinā€™ every door,
Lookinā€™ for a place for livinā€™
There is no before
Let's just gonna keep us spinnin'
It's just me and Kevin,
my heart is his forever.

Unicorn!
I did not say bye to Papa
Tired to hide my horn
Letting back the old Nevada
Looking a new place
When we both can live and stayin'
All I want is to be free to love my Kevin.

Unicorn! Iā€™m ridinā€™, ridinā€™, ridinā€™
Iā€™m a Unicorn! Iā€™m lookinā€™ for the rainbow,
Iā€™m a Unicorn! Iā€™m ridinā€™, ridinā€™, ridinā€™
It is time to grow!
And shine!
1500 days 10 hours ago
Faake
Enobaria

RUNWAY

https://imgur.com/a/wsrpDg2

Feeling my oats and steppin' out of the box with my holo-country Look!
1500 days 6 hours ago
Macda27
Talian Rap

ā€œNo Role Modelzā€ by J.Cole

0:00 to 1:55

First things first:
Hollywood is so weird
For real

My twink self was not prepared for the gays here
Italy is beautiful but this is different
But at that point all I had was hopes and dreams
I was blinded by the mansions and a fresh start sis
Wanting to get big on a movie set, wow
Little did I know

(Verse one over)

Now itā€™s time for this LA sister
Now itā€™s time for this LA queen
To slay on the stage yes gawd!
When I wear them wigs and heels mwah

Whoā€™s Monroe? and why do the gays love her?
This Monroe? From the 1950ā€™s?
That Monroe? Whatā€™s her with black scarfs?
That Monroe? Whyā€™d she squirt Mustard on herself?

Scared, with the gays and their iced coffees
Strange, why does everyone here love guns?
First job was ironic actually, called
Olive Garden! Gurl
Working on the counter, this Italian place
Made me miss my friends at home and even Kevin
One month later a woman walks in, she was tall
Like Yass queen!
She told me she was a drag queen at a gay bar
Made me curious about what a drag queen did
She invited me to come to a gig after work
Bored as hell I said ā€œYesā€
After the shift I went to the club and something inside clicked
The wigs, the lipsyncing, something inside knew this was for me
This is really it, this is really really it
She put me in drag for the very first time
Idanced and pranced and served on the stage, the new name Twinkies
Thanks to this gay guy nicknamed Cheeky Spice, but in drag
She was Mustard Monroe

(Verse 2 done)

Now itā€™s time for this LA sister
Now itā€™s time for this LA queen
To slay on the stage yes gawd!
When I wear them wigs and heels mwah

Whoā€™s Monroe? and why do the gays love her?
This Monroe? From the 1950ā€™s?
That Monroe? Whatā€™s her with black scarfs?
That Monroe? Whyā€™d she squirt Mustard on herself?

(FIN)

And to wrap it up all nicely, hereā€™s my Hollywood ā€œMarilyn Monroe with a feathery twistā€ runway tah x

https://imgur.com/a/7CwqoH7

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