Talian Rap
āNo Role Modelzā by J.Cole
0:00 to 1:55
First things first:
Hollywood is so weird
For real
My twink self was not prepared for the gays here
Italy is beautiful but this is different
But at that point all I had was hopes and dreams
I was blinded by the mansions and a fresh start sis
Wanting to get big on a movie set, wow
Little did I know
(Verse one over)
Now itās time for this LA sister
Now itās time for this LA queen
To slay on the stage yes gawd!
When I wear them wigs and heels mwah
Whoās Monroe? and why do the gays love her?
This Monroe? From the 1950ās?
That Monroe? Whatās her with black scarfs?
That Monroe? Whyād she squirt Mustard on herself?
Scared, with the gays and their iced coffees
Strange, why does everyone here love guns?
First job was ironic actually, called
Olive Garden! Gurl
Working on the counter, this Italian place
Made me miss my friends at home and even Kevin
One month later a woman walks in, she was tall
Like Yass queen!
She told me she was a drag queen at a gay bar
Made me curious about what a drag queen did
She invited me to come to a gig after work
Bored as hell I said āYesā
After the shift I went to the club and something inside clicked
The wigs, the lipsyncing, something inside knew this was for me
This is really it, this is really really it
She put me in drag for the very first time
Idanced and pranced and served on the stage, the new name Twinkies
Thanks to this gay guy nicknamed Cheeky Spice, but in drag
She was Mustard Monroe
(Verse 2 done)
Now itās time for this LA sister
Now itās time for this LA queen
To slay on the stage yes gawd!
When I wear them wigs and heels mwah
Whoās Monroe? and why do the gays love her?
This Monroe? From the 1950ās?
That Monroe? Whatās her with black scarfs?
That Monroe? Whyād she squirt Mustard on herself?
(FIN)
And to wrap it up all nicely, hereās my Hollywood āMarilyn Monroe with a feathery twistā runway tah x
https://imgur.com/a/7CwqoH7