Talian: Before we crown our king or queen, let’s hear from the current reigning queen Mustard Monroe!
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https://imgur.com/a/eowbGc2 Talian: Hello Mustard, how has the crown affected you after winning it?
Mustard: It’s been amazing, I’ve travelled so much and met some fascinating queens, kings and fans. One fan tattoo’ed the words “Cheeky Spice” on their breasts! I can’t walk anywhere without hearing Cheeky Spice at least once.
Talian: That sounds fascinating for sure! Could you say it one more time for the fans at home?
Mustard: You’ve twisted my arm!
*Mustard looks into the camera and whispers seductively*
Mustard: Cheeky Spiceeee!
*Fans roar in excitement and Talian chuckles*
Talian: But that’s not all you’ve done, you also became a mentor for this season! What was it like mentoring instead of competing?
Mustard: Oh, it was so weird! Like pulling behind the curtain of a fantasy or dream. Alotta, Dame Shady and Holden were delights to have and we all got along well. I wish Holden Richards the best of luck, a drag king would be sickening in the Hall of Fame.
Talian: It would, whether that’s Holden or another king down the line, who knows. Except for me. Thank you Mustard. I have a feeeling we haven’t seen the last of you.
*Mustard Monroe winks into the camera*
Mustard: As long as I’m the only condiment bitch I’m okay with it.
Talian: Thank you for being here, give a round of a applause for Mustard Monroe!
*Mustard takes a mustard bottle out of her bra and squirts it into her mouth as fans cheer*