Yes, this is inspired by Patrick. Thanks for telling me I would be out soon.
Isn't it funny that Hell Week comes after I leave?
Hehehehehehe...
No but seriously I just thought it was ironic.
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Jayson: ROBBED.
Batya: Awww man! Why couldn't you just.. i dunno.. That leaving was kinda inevitable, wasn't it? Especially the nomming but yeah. I talked to you once and you were nice so
Billy: Sorry man, you were apparently running something with X and I had to take my chances.
Kiara: Dammit Kiara! At least submit your noms?
Patrick: NOOO WHY DOES THY TEA HAVE TO BE ROBBED?! Seriously though, thanks for telling me my name was being put out there.
Nicole: Ughh another robbed. Kinda awful that Dylan was booted out the next day. You were really nice to me and didn't pressure me to vote your way.
Matt: When you read this in your own time, Know that I am extremely sorry for your loss.
Dylan: Craap. You're a great dude and I was really put down when you were booted. When you tried to fly you were shot down by a bunch of ugly kids. Or at least an ugly kid.
Lauren: YOU STUPID
Yoshi: Um.. kinda shocked you voted Chanelle, but I guess that's your choice? Not much to say about you, other than you thought I was sketchy. :I
Yandere: I READ LOGAN AS LAUREN! Ughhhh I'm killing myself rn. You were so nice to me! I'm so sorry that I accused you of flipping. Go to the finals for me!
If you didn't get it, this is what my awful eyes read:
Yandere:
Cam and Lauren.... Best move for my game
when it was actually:
Yandere:
Cam and Logan.... Best move for my game
X: You said I missed every chance you gave me? I've been hop, skipping and jumping around times my own friends asked me to vote you, and this is what I get? I'm actually insulted. I wish I voted you every time. PS I am not Chanelle's bitch. How can you suspect someone of being Chanelle's bitch when the one time I talked to her in person was a late PM of how sorry she was people thought I was her sheep? Fuck off X.
Nopalito: My man! No hard feelings. You were nice to me and I'm kinda confused on how you voted for me, but now that there is only three confirmed rookies left, I'm asking you to get those rookies and you to at least final 6. Make them accomplish what I couldn't. P.S. If you really are X's sheep, don't stay with him.
Malachi: Is it kinda weird that I'm actually flattered on why you voted me? I don't have the potential. Not as a white-level rookie anyways. PS Chanelle isn't throwing ur name out there, that's just a rumor spread by most likely X to get more help to get rid of the opposition alliance. Don't fall for it!
Logan: I'm very happy you got through. You could def make it to the final. BUT I AM NOT A MULTI FOR CHANELLE! THAT IS A RUMOR!!
John: i didn't really talk to you until the beginning of the end of my time here. You were one of the few people that didn't vote me in the face-to-face, and I thank you for that. Us rookies got hit hard this season, but we can come back from this!
Honey: Guurl u slay! Thanks for sticking by me this season. You bring drama, and you pack a punch. Keep doing you! :)
Chanelle: God Chanelle people think I am your multi. That was probably spread by X tbh. They probably will have you up next week, so get all the help you can get and SPAM. FOR. YOUR. LIFE!
And if you don't, well keep up the game! :)
Cam: Uhh.. I never talked to you. Not much to say tbh. People are probably targeting you, so watch out.
Aimee: I never talked to you in person, but god you live up to your reputation! You are so nice. Stay nice or bring drama! :))
"DYING @ THE FACT YOU GUYS NOMINATED A WHITE LEVEL AGAINST A SPAMMER LMAOOO WHERE IS THE LOGIC???"
-Daphne
So, for now, I will settle for a pretty impressive title as the last female rookie standing in BBUK, even though it sound more impressive than it actually is.
So, all the people who decided to turn on me, I will have my revenge..
*E V I L L A U G H I N G*
12th- Lauren (Evicted Day 18)