HELLO LADIES YOU MADE FINAL 3 BIG FUCKING DEAL THIS SEASON ISN'T REAL
It is final three, and as much as I want us to go all out, this season has been sidetracked so hard and had to be hosted on skype for like 4 months. If you honestly think I am still here for it you are sadly mistaken.
I am going to require 3 VERY SIMPLE THINGS FROM Y'ALL SO PLEASE DO NOT MAKE THIS HARD ON ME.
First:
A Speech + Final lipsync song (of your choosing) that best describes your journey and why you deserve to win. Please go out of your way to shade the other girls in ways you have not before and prove to us judges why you deserve to win over them. Play to your strengths. Show off. Convince me. This can be the moment that changes your fate in the game. Also, A look for your lipsync. Pretty basic. Not asking for much.
Second:
Another look! Best absolute drag. Show us what you really have to offer. Pull out all the stops and she us why you made it to final 3.
Third:
A portfolio showing all your work this is pretty much to help us look at your entire body so we can judge you better. It does not need to be flashy, it just needs to serve its purpose.
This song really represents my journey of falling down but always getting back up! As you can see every time I lipsynced the very next challenge I was in the top, and I just lipsynced at final 4 so ;)
Hello esteemed judge…..and Daniel, it is Summers Eve Dush here to tell you why I am the next drag superstar. I know I may not have the BEST chart standing, but I certainly earned my place here in the final 3! I overcame a lot of talent to get here……like………..like Kits Harpo? I really challenged myself to stand against all of these graphic designers, and I refused to quit even after being read more times than Green Eggs and Ham. I am more resilient than Nineteen’s glad forceflex trashbag gloves, those trashbags have lasted 3 seasons and not ONE tear. I have also shown you guys some real creativity in this competition, unlike some OTHER queens here. Just look at Floss, she stole Lil Kim’s nose job right off of her face. I, however, use the exact nose that TrishyTrash birthed me with!!!! I hope you guys will let me SNATCH another crown and continue my legacy, think yew.
runway: http://postimg.org/image/uwtbgwpfl/
good afternoon, everybody. turn up turn up. i am the next drag superstar because my work speaks for itself - yes i've had ups and downs but i think my downs were higher than a lot of the other girls' ups. not to be that bitch but look at my chart i'm not middle of the pack material and im not just the new girl - i'm bringing something new to the competition (and not in an ugly milk kind of new way, or a davina has legs kind of way). other queens have taken shots at me for being unoriginal but 1. ok you do it then hoe originality =/= taste and 2. http://i.imgur.com/ac6iAON.png . and 17th of all - when have i ever referenced anything verbatim without changing it and adding to it. please show me and please don't steal others' critiques of my work and rebrand them as your own.
in conclusion: look at the receipts. and show me YOUR receipts. it's my crown and i want it now