Good evening, ladies and gentlewomen, and welcome one, welcome all, to this year’s…

SNATCH GAME!

That’s right ladies, it’s here! Pull out your best impersonations, because the fakest queen this week wins! Whether you’re a pop culture celebrity, an SNL sketch character, or Velma from Scooby Doo, we want to see who can impress the judges the most with their HILARIOUS impersonation! Yes, you are ALLOWED to do characters instead of celebrities.

You must answer the following six questions pretending to be your celebrity and attempting to make us LAUGH. We are looking for HUMOUR ladies, so don’t fuck it up!

1) Jealous Jenny is SO jealous that when Lindsay talks to her boyfriend, she _____________________

2) Perfect Iris is SO perfect, that when someone points out a flaw, she ___________________

3) Naughty Nelly is SO naughty, that when she looks into her Christmas stocking, she finds _______________

4) Poor Petunia is SO poor, that she will ____________ for money!

5) Sick Susan is SO sick, that when she went to the doctor, he told her that she _________________

6) Birdbrain Beyoncé is SO birdbrained, that when Jay Z asked her to count to ten, she _____________

Also, as insisted HEAVILY upon by one of our executive producers, you must deliver your BEST DRAG as a runway for this challenge! This means that a look for your character is OPTIONAL, but may help with the laugh factor.

This week you will be lip syncing to…



In the simplest terms: please submit your ANSWERS and your BEST DRAG RUNWAY over mail or Skype to myself or Sterling, and a runway look for your CHARACTER is OPTIONAL, but highly appreciated!

This challenge is due Saturday, December 12 at 9:00 PM EST. Good luck ladies, and don’t fuck it up!