Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, respected queens and Sommers, lets not all lose our wigs here. It is quite obvious who committed this heinous act. But let’s be real, who’s the real villain of this story? You’ll have to wait and find out.
I, Detective Viktoria Wolanski, was sent by a past season 5 contestant to investigate Iris’s house, on the claim that Iris stole a prized possession of theirs. I’ll tell you, it wasn’t easily sneaking into Iris’s haus, but after telling her security guard that New Zealand was better than Australia, he kindly let me in, knowing that I must be one of Iris’s good friends. However, when I went inside of her closet, I was not expecting to see THIS:
http://i.imgur.com/v1OPEBZ.png It’s obvious that Iris STOLE Davina’s legs!!! What the hell? You think that for a winner, if she was gonna steal shit from someone, she’d at least steal it from someone good?
“Who are you? What are you doing here?” Iris asked. I quickly snapped a picture of the closet before answering the question.
“I’m your biggest enemy if you don’t confess to all this stealing,” I replied.
After several minutes of bargaining, I agreed to Iris that I would keep my mouth shut to Davina, if she promised to return the legs and not to steal from her anymore. I left peacefully after that, with Davina’s prosthetics in hand.
All seemed to be going fine, but then I got a call about a week later from Davina. One of her costumes seemed to have gone missing this time, and she wanted me to investigate once more. I said that I would start my investigation tomorrow, as it was late that night. I went to a club to let off some steam, when I see our culprit yet again in another one of Davina’s looks. And this time it looks like she had some accomplices:
http://i.imgur.com/JyUz8nB.png (Waa Sabi, Arcane Mega, and Iris from left to right).
I was floored, flabbergasted, utterly in shock. That bitch lied to me about not stealing anymore. All bets were off this time. I called Davina about the incident, and I’d never seen her so angry since receiving Marlo’s critiques. She said she was gonna kill her, and would stop at nothing. I told her to calm down and that I would take care of it tomorrow.
Which brings us to today. I had seen the perfect opportunity to confront Iris about her actions, but I guess Miss Davina had beaten me to the punch. There’s no other option. It is clear that Davina snuck her way onto the set and killed Iris. But let’s be real, what’s the bigger crime? Davina murdering Iris? Or Iris stealing from Davina of all people? You be the judge!
Runway:
http://i.imgur.com/ihUNv6e.png Wasn’t this the most annoying thing about all cartoons?