01) SE SO NEON - GAWD this just feels so funky and fresh, no? like lawwwwd this really woke me up. quite a gorj tantalizing way to start this week. just so fun, brass and out there. i actually quite lurved it for that reason. really in awe at that guitar solo like yas girlie put them fingertips to good use lesbo!
02) mxmtoon - ouuu loorhhhddd. it feels like shes never gone from tsc long enough like WTF. it feels like she pops up every 2 weeks im a bit fed up. and if im being completely honest i don't think her music warrants her showing up here so often. she might have have ONE collapse once in a blue moon but lately shes been giving a lidl bit of maisie peters to me, just so inoffensive and caucasian to me... an absolute decline in quality yes!
03) Chlöe - was never as big of a moment that treat me was if im being honest but this is still cuuuyyyyteeeee. like she can def do no wrong for me its pleasant on the ears. vocals as buttery as ever but like yahhh. i feel like i don't want to drag her TOO much so let me just say this.. not as good as treat me but a lovely album track and maybe should have stayed that way, yeah? overall its okay im just not gagging as much bc i know she can do BETTER.
04) G-reyish - i mean its okay..... OKAY. im just not that gagged at all. it has its moment that are a bit of a serve. the "walk away" collapse was kind of gorj and could've built up to a better moment but they never really did that for me? a lidl bit of a disappointment.
05) Nemahsis - i mean this is obviously gorgeous. her voice is stunning and im shocked its took that long to send her until now like wheeewww.. her music is stunning. that being said this isn't the song id have particularly sent, "im not gonna kill you" and "what if i took it off for you" will always be superior to me but let me not pit queens against each other because her discography is beyond beautiful and has zero skips. so glad i found her and shes now a staple in my playlists im in awe of her yas!
06) Erika de Casier - omfggg little bit was RIGHT there but let me clamp my tongue because this is still absolutely stunning. again, i was a bit gagged this wasn't sent earlier its one of my personal faves from her album just an all-around stun gem. the retro, dreamy soundscape is done so well and i always loved how she says her album title in here like idk it does so much to me like wheeeww... SENSATIONAL .
07) Leyla Blue - ok i feel like I've said this to every song this week but "HOT ONE" WAS RIGHT THERE??? NO? i think hot one is a complete collapse and GORGEOUS and im pretty sure rei ami and baby tate were eligible too so what was your excuse oh my gawwwwdddd... i fear this is awful too like wtf.... that chorus oh im traumatised. even worse knowing that you could've sent hot one and literally got my 12.. pop perfection that song is and then we get this.. oh im not ready for the dragging shes going to get. this entry will completely put me off ever sending hot one ever. i just cannot do it after this song im EMBARRASSED.
08) Lovely Peaches - i mean this is literally kind of gorgeous in a tiffany trump fly like a bird kind of way YASSSSS. i will say though i never got the lovely peaches obsession that the g*y boys had with her it im so glad it never clicked with me. but i know shes a lot better these days so i hope she is thriving<3
09) Denyque - but is it camp? that IS the question. and i do think she looked camp in the eye EVER so slightly. its kind of a light serve if i rly think deeply into it. maybe in more of an ironic way but serve nonetheless. im yassing a bit! good for her <3
10) Beckah Amani - i wanted to find this ethereal and gorgeous and it kind of done it for me? so beautifully done, so smooth and pretty. im literally enjoying this so much i have goosebumps WHEW... it just feels so sincere and sweet obviously the lyrics arent as sweet but that juxtaposition will always be a serve to me aweeeee... this is so prettyyyyy omg. that CHORUS. so endearing and lovely.
11) Idle Lies - awe gawd this is bloody horrible to me. just not a fan of this at all and the lack of visuals will never help.
12) Karolina Stanisławczyk & Chika Toro - i mean its definitely not cliche is it? a decline in quality YES absolutely. but tell me why shes serving me a lidl bit of Isabella lovestory CHEARIE CHARIE CHARIE BAWWWMMBBBBB!!! YASSS. that sentiment makes me enjoy this song a LOT more than i probably would have so im sticking to that. YASSS ISABELLAA SLAYY A BIT DWWARLLIINGGG!!!! also watching this without the music video makes me enjoy it a lot more bc these visuals are just not cunty at all... WHAT THE F*CK. maybe she needs to tap into the Isabella visuals too bc LOORRHHDDD.
13) H3rizon - oh a SERRVEEE?!?!?!!?!? OMFGGG IM GAGGED.... this is gorjus babes. the vocals giving a lidl bit of tinashe oh im moving idgafffffff. the tinashe print is WILD with this one.this is kind of pawp perfection to me. so easy on the ears isn't it. im moving a LOTTTTT!
14) The Zespri Bros - oh music abt fruits need to STAWWWPPP. i just don't get it. what is the craze abt said fruits...? OMFG 15 seconds?!?! OH WE WON. i take back every negative thing i ever said bc i only had to endure it for 15 seconds.. MASTERPIECE YASSSS!
15) NewJeans - they said they want to make history... and that's what this is. I've never been MORE excited for a girl group like are they KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?! they're serving kunt and they know it. im gonna eat it up everytime. this is giving winner isn't it? lets face it. just goooooorjjjj!
16) Day6 - oh loooorhhhdd.. uve got to be JOKEN me. let me zip my mouth and just not say anything! guitar is... pleasant !!!
17) Jubël - why did ryan put all these songs together this is literally terrorising are u JOKEN me. this is probably one of the worst song I've ever heard in my life and im not kidding. its that awful bubbly type of music that i find so soul destroying. just awful nursery rhyme, cbeebies-esque TRIPE that is DISGUSTING. this is not music. and whoever sent this i will be gathering ALL of my voodoo and putting a curse on u, when that whos who is up ur days are NUMBEREDDDD!! MUHAHAHAHAHRHAHRHAHRHARRR.
18) Josh Levi - oh yes gorgeous man and sometimes that is ENOUGH. pretty privilege exists and this is prime example here.. do i like the song? im not too sure im a lidl bit blinded by the look and FEEL of everything that its probably making me like it more than i probably would have audio only. but i think that's the whole point... kind of has the whole package for me like whew.. he's got the look down to the T... visuals STUNNING. you know what, yes im moving ill give it to him. very pleasant. lets playlist this and see if my opinion changes come sunday yassss<3
19) Akcent - tnaw its ok.. lurv an ethic serve sometimes. i mean its mostly always welcome. its pleasant. probably not for me if im honest. the m*n kind of ruins the whole experience for me. not that id be moving as much anyways bc that chrous is kind of awful. kind of gentrified for an ethic serve don't you think? very wh*te washed beat and breakdown.. oh yes.. i do not like!
20) Muha - aweee its a light kvnt moment for me. its nice enough. her minge isn't OOZING per say.. but its definitely leaking. im eating it up a bit. probably more of a light serv but a serv is a serrvvvvv. catchy and easy on the ears im yassing for her!
21) ANGEL22 - angel22 omfg that name is already a serv to me.. im expecting something BIG. okay they're objectively GORGEOUS. YASSSSS.. THATTT CHORUSSS... IM YASSING TO HAAARDDDD OMFGGGG...
#MISSimogenAPPROVED. i just LUUURVVV gorgeous girls what can i say? playlisted to FHUUCKKKKK LIKEEEEE..... so pretty and kvnty and femine... lurv this.
22) Agar Agar - gawd nobody is touching them visually.. whew so dreamy. omfggg this begining is beyond heavenly.... okay...... this is going in a different direct than i thought it was but im kind of moving. they kind of swerved me a bit and i lurv it for that. yas keep me on my toes queen. i think all in all this is a complete collapse? just feels so whole and complete. def unique and gorgeous too........ <333
23) Lennie Stanford - now im KNOW UR F*CKING JOOKKENNN . OH MY GAWD. i have to laugh... i have to laugh. . . . . . . god give me f*cking strength
24) Die Arkitekt - oh FUCK AWWWFFFFF.. the production on this?!?!?! BEYOND... this is SOOOOOOO SOLLIDDDDDD. i moving sm. this might be one of my fav weeks in a while?? omfg serve after serve for me. it feels so....... religious. its definitely a moment. kind of a masterpiece in a way if i think rly hard abt it.... this is what music is babaaayyyyyy.
25) TAICHU, Tiago PZK - awee. i guess i wanted to like it a bit more but the m*n put that nail in the coffin when he started singing like -_-... he shud have just let the girl do what needed to be done yet he wanted to insert his aidsy arse into things that don't concern him omfgg. m*n stay out of womens business!!! she is quite the serv tho i will say!
26) Metric - this is okay. a lidl bit monotone to me. i guess i wanted more from them but it sound so samey throughout. i guess i wanted more variety and levels to it, you know? its not that bad though just a bit too repetitive for my liking i suppose.
27) Natalia Szroeder - wheeeew.. this is giving me all the ufo, spacey soundscape that i NEED from her. oh this is a lidl bit gorjus isn't it? so nonchalant yet so hauntingly beautiful. this instrumental is so heavenly yet punchy where it needs to be.... oh this is stun!
28) Carly Rae Jepsen - the less i say abt this the better. the funny part is that carly probably has better? that being said if she has better then lets face it, it WILL have been sent. tsc users have completely terrorised carlys discography that THIS is what we're doing? i mean its fine. its a gorg punchy album track but does it need to be here? probably not. let carly breathe a bit. was store already sent bc whew.. now THATS the serve of the century but again... there's a time and place and i just don't think a deluxe album track is for here????????
29) The Wrecks - awe not for me i wont lie. its okay though. not terrible. i just will never enjoy these angsty teenage songs this is for 15 year olds most definitely.. and good for them<3