01) SUNMI - no bc she will ALWAYS serve a lil bawp... this one is a lidl on the softer side. HOWEVER, i still enjoy it. shes giving me all the cunt that i NEED from her. that chorus is kind of AWFUL but like.. whatever... and the more i listen its giving VERY love island theme song... oh lawd.. am i.... beginning to not like it? >:( i DO think.
02) Faouzia - okay, you can overuse your j*ssie w*res and your léons and your tkay maidzas of the world but i truly draw the line at faouzia. i actually AM bored of her. she has cute pop songs but like, not enough to warrant this t*rrorism. i think im just bored of the obvious artists. can we not delve into spotify further than new pop revolution???? C'MON NOW BABY i need something NEW AND EXCITING!!!!!!!!!! that being said. it is nice. of course its going to be easy on the ears its HER.. chorus kinda stun but we knew that. but like whatever i think im just a bit over her at this point sorry!
03) Arctic Lake - TNAWWWW. this is just gorgeous sorry. its EVERYTHING to like about this. the breathy gorg vocals. the punchy production. its just an all-round enjoyable song. shes giving me AWLLL the sigrid/ellysee mason fantasy that i NEEEED, in the sense that- you know what i mean? but like what im saying is that- no, no that's not..
04) HARLOE - well its true i am a harloeintator yesssss i am. she is such an underappreciated, overlooked DIVA when it comes to her and tsc. when i first heard this.. i was like its FINE. not for MY personal playlist per say.. but it was fine. i just dunno. ig i want to like it a lot more because its her but its just okay. i think it could've just been a lot better. there's a lot of good elements but im just SO undecided. mick jenkins really elevated this with his tone let me just say that. GORGEOUS man. i love men actually.
#MENIMIST <3 uwu. i will just end of saying.. uhrmm... im def warming up to this as a whole.
05) Gryffin & LOVA - naw because i just knew from these 2 artists alone i was about to be terrorised with the most generic, boring, overproduced, mainstream SHITE that I've ever heard in my life. and guess what, i was COMPLETELY RIGHT. so bad. so boring. so generic. heard this 500 million times before. easy on the ears YAH but at what cost? dog shite becky hill-esque tripe that will NEVER go over well with me...... JUST HATEFUL .
06) Daneliya Tuleshova - this is kind of cute for her and the horse girlies. NAWT cute for me. a gorgeous womin with taste. i would've said the production is probably the worst part about it then i heard that fucking chorus oh lawdddd.... if i ever hear the word lucky again it will be FAR too soon. its kind of comical in a way bc its so bad. id love to see the thought process behind the person who sent this. fellas we've found them, a future ted bundy if i ever did see one <3
07) Sudan Archives - aw she fucking DEMOLISHED THIS. YEAH SHE DID. LITERALLLLYYYYYYYYYYY...... SO F*CKING GORGEOUS. r u joking me. the opening alone is GRAMMY WORTHY.. the violin strings baby... who is DOIN IT LIKE HERRRRRRRRR.... OMFG. this is like.. the best song I've heard in a long while. I've dabbled softly in her discography but im really going to have to dive deep after this one... its just so stunning. she is the f*cking moment i don't give a FUCK. she is completely electrfying. its connecting to every fibre of my being. the blissful, gospel-infused melody accented by sharp, tart bursts of violin is just GORGEOUS. it results in a sweet and sour confection and is tremendously moreish and a testament to sudan archives skill and superior sonic palate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08) NIKI - oh uve got to be fucken SHITTEN ME............ omfggggg this is so hateful. the nasally vocals are quite enough. oh.. i fully thought this was a fat ugly wh*te woman. don't dislike it quite as much now i know shes not. but it still stands. the fact i THOUGHT she was wh*te is the most embarrassing thing for miss niki. i get why this was sent bc it has some really gorgeous points when she really trancends me into another universe. the "EVERYDAY ITS SUMMER TIME WITH YOUUUU-u-u-u-u-u-u" is quite gorgeous. but the rest is quite christan wh*te girly and i just cant get it out my head now.
09) Sofia Carson - nawt the my little pony. ya sorry this is just another uninspiring pop girly that doesn't leave much of an impact on me at all. i could say it has okay points but its just redundant at this point cos she will not be snatching ANY of my highly desired points. the chorus kind of gorgeous in way and i know it will be hated but i kinda lurve it... but theres just too many elements that are basic pop tropes that i think we should just be over as a society <3
10) Kaka Azraff - ........ they both need gas attacked k*tie p*per styleeee because what the f*ck was that sorry. so terriuublleee.
11) Willa Amai - this is *MY* WH*TE GIRL OF THE MONTH. JUST LET ME HAVE HER. COME AWN WILLA AMAI SERVE US GIRLY. this was just so interesting. so euprohic in many ways to me. just so perculair and onomous that im sat here completely gobsmacked that someone could possess so much POWER.. complete divine feminine energy with this yesss sleyyyy uwu im self-aware enough to know im probably overhyping this a bit. aw tbh i think the blunt is waring off a bit am just not into this as i once was. the chrous is getting a bit drowsy and boring for me.... yeah the first like minute is gorg.. rest a bit shite.
12) Lana Del Rey - THATS MY MAMA and y’all can tweet you can do whatever that's my mama, and you can TWEET till you get blue in the face i don't care she can have whatever she want cos that's my MAMA. that being said.... its NAWT the video games serve she was saying it was... quite disappointing. and i can SAY it bc she is my fav artist of ALL time. and i must not tell lies. still really beautiful though. THATS MY MAMA.
13) GRACEY - gracey has actually tuned into this wh*te generic b*tch that i just cannot stand actually. an industry plant, a PUPPET if you will. probably more terrifying than a*a m*x yah i said it. as much as i HATE the ground she walks on... this is cute. easy on the ears like I've said SOOOOO much this contest already. its just very boring. not interesting at all. but yeah. its catchy, its cute. but its not going to change my life or anything. and maybe im just going through that stage were i want to surround myself with life changing songs that are MASTERPEICES.. and this.. well its just not that.
14) Adele - adele can also get a few lashings from me this week aswell because this wasn't the complete serve that i was expecting for her first single. i was truly expecting MORE.. but yeah. its nice. cute. very radio friendly. I've listened to it like 3 times and i already know all the words y'know? its just kind of like that. i love adele. i think she is a legend in our community.... but like... its just okay. and once again we're back with the obvious generic song choices. likeeeee... we just knew this song would be here this week. so im just not exactly excited. whatever... im sick.... im inviting all my girlies to tsc because i cant take it anymore 95% of u are like.. so boring.
15) Joyce Wrice - tnaw i have listened to this before. i was just so bored im sorry. its just whatever. it will just never be my vibe. as much as i want to say this is just some gorgeous chilled bop its just such a non-event for me sorry. if a wh*te woman was serving this she'd be dragged to high heavens actually (as she should) also, the m*n is literally awful so theres that. i do love her vocals though literally so stunning i just wish she'd have used them on a better song.
16) D'Sound - gives me a better tones and i but even being compared to them is NAWT a compliment. obviously def better vocals but like.. their whole vibe is giving me very s*rial k*ller. im not a fan.
17) Miss Alexia - beautiful women actually.. she is also my mama. i don't give a fuck. nawt even good in a comedic way.. just stunning. i don't care. i want to 12 this so bad to spite all the bucktoothed heathens in this contest who will drag her and i cant wait to scream tr*nsphobia.... i love women so much. perfect tits and perfect ass is correct. <3
18) Anarbor - pleaseee tell me ur joking me with this.. literally pleaseeee tell me this is a joke. idk what I've done to ever deserve this. i have literal tears in my eyes i just cant fathom this. :(
19) TWICE - queens idgaf. the holy grail of kpop music babyyyyyyyy. the girls better take notes. just such a bop. such a lidl toe tapper. and its such a WELCOME addition. idgaf if they're sent every week they're just THAT good. i really needed this. my comfort song this week. i was so scared.
20) Archie - NAW BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK..... I've literally been repeating this on my playlist SOOOO MUCH this past week. im not even sure where i found it but the fact someone sent it this week is such a coincidence.... i just know whoever sent this ur my SISTR FOR LYF. I LOVE YOU.... <3
21) KWON EUN BI - yah u wild hog tusk face looking ass bitches will NEVER BE TWICE MUHAHAHAHAHAH THEY ATE UR PROLAPSED ARSES UP. and did it so effortlessly.. if ur reading this literally stop making music!!!!!!! MUAHAHAH.
22) Ms Nina - if i was in a gorgeous mood... yeah i guess i could love this nathy peluso serve but its just so jarring after the TRAUMA this week has put me through. i still enjoy it a bit. quite the serve if i think REALLY hard abt it. i can only take u in small doses!
traumising week. this was mentally scarring :(