awfully generic, and that chorus is an abomination of hell, but i'd be lying if i said julie bergan's brand of basic pop didn't hit sometimes. MAKE OUT WITH HER, MAKE OUT-MAKE OUT WITH HIM. the 2017 fix right here ladies
oh dan is gonna be THRILLED when he sees me giving this woman recognition. i remember blanking this in the final - mostly bc dan won't let me forget it - and, after a couple relistens, i did rob this woman. it's just well executed synthpop which i'm totally into, but GOD i wish that final chorus had more punch. still, a bit of a grower and just a really good pop song with tons of replay value.
if you would've asked me circa march 2020 what were my top 5 songs of this TSC year so far, i would've probably included this... and now it's sitting at 107th. sad, huh? STILL this song does go off a bitsy, doesn't it? it's funny given that i tried entering this song that week and... it was stolen... by Alexeh23. funny how the tables turn on ya, huh!!
ngl this song would've prolly been removed from the list entirely if it weren't for the "MIXING DADA / WITH SOME DADA / IT'S JUST SOMETHING CHEMICAL". the best lyric of the year right here someone just had to speak on it
IS THIS SONG A CHEAP RIPOFF OF GASOLINA BY DADDY YANKEE? YES!
IS THIS SONG A FUCKING WHOPPER? ALSO YES!
that beat really is so dirty and 2006, it all feels very... ayesha erotica x reggaeton, a description that makes my mouth water at the mere thought. i don't really have much to say about this other than it proper pops the FUCK off so!
we're officially in LOVE territory. if there's a song in the ranking i'd probably bump forward in retrospect, it would definetly be this cause dear god what a BOP. the hooks on this, the jack antonoff production, the bridge... truly a modern, underrated, timely classique. no but seriously, that middle 8??? WIG. and it's only at 105th. hm
we didn't deserve kinggeek in TSC exhibit #2. this is a pitbull/dev 2011 endless nightmare and i truly feel this song was specifically designed to cater to me. it's just so trashy and dated in an endearing way, it's kind of comforting in how dated and plastic it is, like, YES i DO wanna COME PARTY! with tomomi itano forever. the definition of a whopper
MAKE UP YOUR MIND! ALRIGHT!
just barely missing the top 100 are these low-budget queens. the background story of this group and about how the fourth member that got awkwardly cut out of the music video is so funny to me, but this song is a genuine bop. granted it's very generic and 2017 sounding, but still it bops. it does pale in comparison to the rest of the songs here objectively speaking, but i still get sm enjoyment out of this low budget artpiece. banger
if this was last year this would've probably been top 30. sadly i have disowned myself from stanning sl*yyyter so this just barely makes the top 100. that all said... i love this song. miss catherine was at her best when she was re-recording ayesha erotica's demos and this just serves as exhibit A. i truly ascend to 7/11 heaven when that final chorus hits GOD this song is so fucking good. stan ayesha erotica
brandy's new album was so hit or miss in all honesty, but this is definetly one of the better songs from it. so smooth and ethereal, i love the R&B TRAP INFUSED BULLSHIT sound she accomplished with this. she's done better but idk i've really gravitated towards this song after repeated listens of the album so come get ur 99th place gorgeous
i really did have to double check the placement this song got because i could've sworn it got top 5?? and it sure as hell sounds like a top 5 placement song because this is great. i definetly underscored this in the final but i've grown to appreciate it, i LOVE the DIY garageband sound the production has, very updated kim wilde-esque banger but on a budget, it's a really charming sound! the only problem that really takes away from my enjoyment of the song is how lazy the lyrics are but even then that's kind of nit-picky. the breakdown before the final chorus... i AM gay.