01) obvious pick is obvious. this song is nowhere near britneys top tier music, like, at all, but its a trash bop of its own right. and my, what a trash bop it is. the lyrics make little to no sense and the song's borderline grating, but... we still bop? she kind of did that honestly. work.
02) OH MY GOD. what a trip down memory lane this was. my five year old self (ew, expose your fetus age much??) was OBSESSED with the alice in wonderland remake, and this song included. that being said... girl. melissa's strained vocals are NOT it. like, seriously, what's up with the wailing and the screeching? but, you know, she's a cute girl. this plus the nostalgia i have for it might lead me to overscoring it a bitsy. oops.
03) yeehaw! or something. this is... pleasant, but ehh. not really my thing anyways, but shes decent.
04) LEGENDARY. i mean, wow. i cant believe some girlies still wont admit that nicki minaj invented the future of pop. such an experimental work of art. in the words of another great philosopher, this is "so 3008, you're so 2000 and late". period.
05) i actually like this song, besides being borderline creepy and too straight-y. burn the music video tho.
06) a stretch indeed, but i'm glad this is here. some of y'all girlies just don't appreciate camp. AND I'LL NEVER HAVE THE RECIPE AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN~.
07) fuck jesus. i'm gay, i can't even drive anyways.
08) ...did everyone try the dolly parton? i thought the dolly parton was lovely.
09) like jax jones, really like tove lo, had never heard this. it's good! don't know how it will stand up against the other songs, but excited to find out!
10) what type of low budget russian bride artpop mess is this? won't lie, i'm somewhat amused, but i can only tolerate one troll entry every contest.
11) a CLASSIC. also obvious pick is obvious. but a CLASSIC regardless.
12) my inner drunk-thirty-year-old-alcoholic-woman-at-a-party just came out, cause i fucking LOVE THIS SONG OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT I'MC YRBUFBUINDFNI-
13) i said fuck jesus.
14) not my thing whatsoever, really. also the youtube comments are really straight, gross!
15) this is like the second song i hear from christine and the queens apart from the other one last year, and i've decided that she's just not for me.
16) ew.
17) what's with the men all of a sudden? this wasn't that bad, but it wasn't exactly memorable either.
18) this just feels like elevator music as i patiently wait for this song to end while i know gaga's about to come through.
19) okay. first of all. judas is not a better song than alejandro. thank you. second, i'm screaming at gaga being entered the week "stupid love" comes out. oh well! okay, back to the song... what a fucking pop moment? throughout "the fame monster" era, gaga didn't make a single bad song, and that's the hill i'm choosing to die on. this is sublime, one of the best pop songs of 2010s and will easily get [REDACTED] points from me. yes, i'm a f*g. what about it?
20) this song is fucking grating as all hell. that being said, i also REALLY like it? fuck off, mika. and fuck your stupid voice too. and your good songs too. bye.
21) not gonna make a riverdale reference. not gonna make a riverdale reference. "we're endgame, archie." sorry. anyways. i liked this? i might give this low points if i'm in the mood for it, but i don't know. this was cute though, might grow on me!
22) please, do ramble on about how reality tv is ruining our lives. such a hot take, sam. you're really breaking new ground with this one. okay, to be fair, i actually liked this. it's cool.
23) i'm gonna pass on this one.
24) iconic, and i briefly considered entering while furiously searching for songs with names on the title that hadn't already been submitted. it's a cute song, not really my favorite abba song, certified slutpop anthem "gimme a man" probably holds that regard. but i've always liked this!
25) don't tell anyone, but i've never really gotten the hype for kacey musgraves. "high horse" is a bop though!
26) scissor sisters are really hit or miss for me. this is on the miss part of the spectrum, sorry.
27) don't know what the hell this is, but i kinda liked it. would've gotten more out of me if it was a regular week, i guess.
28) POP THE FUCK OFF, DAD. these are not the tracks i expected to be rooting for, let me just say that.
29) ICONIC??? not y'all about to pay this dirty. jennifer lopez claiming to be real while half of her vocals around this era were sung by some nameless r&b girls was always kind of funny to me. but really, this song's so smooth and so great.
30) UGH, this last few songs are really hitting the spot. i like that this song's been covered to death, yet no version ever hit as hard as the one with kim carnes' bronchitis vocals. this is such a testament to 80s nostalgia with the 50s, and it really is such an endearing song to listen to. and an iconic and a great one at that.
31) oh, i like dalida! honestly, do all of that. we love camp!
32) aw. this is the wrong week for this song to be here. honestly, it would've been in the running for my 12 if this was sent in a regular contest, but in the midst of all these songs? a shame really. though to be fair, i love this song. probably more than i should too, but fuck it. also, danna paola SERVES. in general. queen.
33) ...okay, allow me to ramble a bitsy. i always thought this song was done unfairly wrong by... literally everyone when this came out because of everyone's ageism -- but now we said it! -- honestly, this bloodpop/sophie production really hits the spot. like, if charli xcx sang this, gays would get turnt up at all the LA gay clubs. it is a trainwreck of a song, but it is pretty endearing. that being said... i can see why people would dislike this. honestly god control should've been submitted, assuming that works. but TSC wouldn't have the range.