*NOT AS EXTRAVAGANT*

I know the season isn't *officially* over, but let's be real, it is. And I have no patience, so like, HERE WE GO.

Another year, another set of rankings that a majority of you don't care about. I went back and forth deciding if I was going to do write-ups, or just post the list as is. Ultimately, I decided to just go ahead with it, though I'll likely half-ass this. If you're looking for a good read, just wait for Rick's year-end list. If you just want to see your entries ranked by someone, I'm THE ONE (unless, of course, you're shit out of luck and none of your songs are here).

I shortlisted 175 songs (YIKES) from the past TSC season. I ranked them all a few times and averaged the totals out, as my tastes day-to-day can be slightly bipolar. For now, I'll be revealing the top 75 over an undetermined span of time, depending on how bored I am or based on feedback. Those 75 entries will have shitty write-ups. After those are revealed, I'll post the remaining rankings of the songs that were shortlisted. After that, I'll likely post some stat updates, so if not seeing your songs here wasn't enough to annoy you, seeing the lack of points I've given you will likely push you over the edge. <3

As always, comments are encouraged, even if they are simply to bitch about whatever you'd like to. I'm not hard to please!

Songs not eligible for the list are basically anything that would not be eligible under normal TSC rules AND "Misery Business" by Paramore because I've been jamming out to that song for like 11 years and it's truly not even fair. Cute next to gorgeous, gorgeous is going to devour cute. Etc.

TRIGGER WARNING FOR THE 2ND YEAR IN A ROW: THERE WILL BE CUPCAKKE.