Russ' Song:
PRETEND THERE ARE A LOT OF SAXOPHONES AND SHIT GOING ON IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN YOU READ IT
MAYBE A STEEL DRUM OR TWO
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
BOUVET ISLAND KICKS ASS
AND SO DO YOU
ROSES ARE RED
THIS SONG PROB. SUCKS
BUT I'M NOT CREATIVE
SO I GIVE ZERO FUCKS
ROSES ARE READ
I'M JUST SENDING IT IN
'CUZ IF NO ONE ELSE SENDS ANYTHING
THEN BY DEFAULT, I WIN
ROSES ARE RED
GAIA SMOKES POT
I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING
IF I REFERENCE POT
ROSES ARE RED
WINNERS ARE WINNERS
RUNNERS-UP LOSE
AND PAY FOR OUR DINNERS
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
BOUVET ISLAND KICKS ASS
AND SO DO YOU