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Third chavllenge: Worshipping pablito

Topic » Third chavllenge: Worshipping..

5366 days 5 hours ago
pablito
I think we know more about each other now. The getting to know you stage is now over. I need you all to worship me now, since that's why you're all here. So write a rap about why you love me. I will also accept poems, rhymes, or any creative writing piece you want.

It does not need to be written in character or chav-speak.

Deadline like Saturday sometime. Deadline can be extended.
5366 days ago
TheGreatXL
Roses are red, Chavs are hot.
I may have a big bed, but you and I are gonna be rocking in my cot.
I'm not one for small talk and neither are you, but if you don't see that we're right for each other, you don't have a clue. ^_^

*Cough* Mine is soooo not original. :|
5365 days 15 hours ago
loosens
309 reppin
Yo yo yo yo
My slang is editorial explicit material
Chavs are cute, chavs are cool
they rock my world
Drinkin Lambrini, we so bank hittin that dank.
Clockin like tick tock here comes the booty rock
my brother we b runnin from them boys in blue
Fuck man we dont have a clue
Dont know what Id do wit out you.
we be like bonnie n clyde sneakin that shit all night.
Feel me dawg, i know you do.
You stick to me like glue.
I know you love me as much as i love you<3

lmaooooooo
thats was so ghetto
5365 days 10 hours ago
oleary91
Hey there Pablito
What's it like in Minnesota ?
I'm a thousand miles away
But boy, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Pablito
Dont you worry about the others
Im the perfect chav for you
Would take your breath away
You know its true
Even more in love with you I'd fall
We'd have it all

Hey there Pablito
You be good and don't you eliminate me
Few more days and Il be the perfect chav
And I'll be drinking white lightning like you do
I can do whatever you want me to
Hey there Pablito here's to you
This one's for you

*Times Square not in Minnesota, but I know nothing in Minnesota lol
5365 days 5 hours ago
JJJJ
When I first found you, it was as if by chance
I spotted you on tengaged and gave you a glance
I entered the competition and it was like a trance
I got so excited Yes pabs I started to dance.

Your a gorgeous chav just looking for a say
pabs, I really wish you wasn’t gay
If I am evicted, You will pay
So in this competition You best hope I stay.

I will cheer you up when you are feeling bored
And Maybe even take you out on a date, when your cured.
I have fancied you ever since I was four
Pablito you are the one that I adore.

Now I must go as my friends are here
I hope this is enough for you my dear.
So now go and grab yourself a beer
And maybe even shed a tear.
5364 days 20 hours ago
BlueStar
Now this is a story all about how
My heart got stolen by a drunken clown
Id like to take a minute,
Just sit right there
And I'll tell you how Pablito wowed me with his awesome hair

In Northwest Manchester born and raised
On the internet is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, Maxin' Relaxin' all cool
Playing some quick games with 2cool4school
When along came Pabs
He was up to no good
Tryin makin trouble in my Tengaged Hood
I got in one little fight and Oleary got scared
He said "This is what you get for playing truth or dare"

So I whistled at Pabs when he came near
His breath smelt of whiskey and he had a nice rear
If anything I can say that this lads a square
But I thought 'Nah, Fuck it, Lets have an affair'

We pulled up to ma crib around 7 or 8
And I yelled to Girlracer, 'Go home, smell ye later'
We looked at our kingdom
We were finally there
To sit on our throne as the king and queen of Chav-Air
5364 days 18 hours ago
chrissyhill01
My Interwebzed Chavistic Punch Drunk Love for Pablito

“You are the Dorian Grey in my life…complicated”

Ya party like a rockstar,  Look like a movie star,
Play like an all star, Fuk like a pornstar, Baby ur  a superstar.
Always posted at the bar,
Always with couple bozz, hawtie ur just that that raw.
Ye, I cheked ur resume,
U hit Sutton ery day.
Let me tell u what I’m crying for (Why?)
Cuz ur fly.

Don waste no time with pickup lines,
Juz, look in my eyes and read the signs.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
I still love u even if im not pissed.
Pabs me Chavo cant u c,
Somehow ur mouf has hipnotized me.
So lets jump to da 1 two free fo' five.
cum on chavvy pabby ill give u a ride

When we r together, im not alone,
I doddle on skype , shuffle my mouse I just wanna stay home.
I cnt get u out of my mind,
I b thinkin bout u all the time.
U said Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top Chav of them all?"
There was a ruffle duffle, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"

If you go away,
My life’ll b filled wit rainy days.
I love you so,
How much you'll never know.
Juz don take ur dope away from me that be cruel,
I magin avn a larf n drinkn tha special brew wit u.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts coke and ten parts Rye.
5363 days 14 hours ago
pablito
deadline sometime tomorrow. last notice.

To complete:

Alex1991
Emmaleigh
Genevere
Kaffreya
cheznahuf
5363 days 5 hours ago
Alex1991
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't think of anymore
sorry if i'm a bore
But i am ill
I need to take a pill
5362 days 23 hours ago
Kaffreya
*walks in with a boombox*  *Sets it down*  *strips down to Burberry speedo*
 
*Hits play on boombox*
 
This is my rendition of Single Ladies called Single Chavs (Put some burberry on it) set to the music of Single Ladies.  I hope you enjoy it Pabs!  *Moans*
 
All the single Chavs, all the single Chavs
All the single Chavs, all the single Chavs
All the single Chavs, all the single Chavs
All the single Chavs
 
Now put your hats up
Up in the club, we just hooked up
I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip and now you wanna strip
Cause another brother noticed me
 
I'm up on you, you up on me
Don't pay the girls any attention
Just moaned my groans, for three good minutes
Ya can't be turned on anymore than me
 
Cause if they liked you then they should have put some burberry on it
If they liked you then they shoulda put some burberry on it
Don't be sad once you see that they dont got it
cause if they liked you then they shoulda put some burberry on it.
Oh, oh, oh
 
Cause if they liked you then they should have put some burberry on it
If they liked you then they shoulda put some burberry on it
Don't be sad once you see that they dont got it
cause if they liked it then they shoulda put some burberry on it.
 
I got ya kiss on my lips, ya hands on my hips
Got me tighter in my track suit jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what they think
 
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay them any attention
Cause they had theyre turn and now theyre gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss you
 
Cause if they liked you then they should have put some burberry on it
If they liked you then they shoulda put some burberry on it
Don't be sad once you see that they dont got it
cause if they liked it then they shoulda put some burberry on it.
Oh, oh, oh
   
Cause if they liked you then they should have put some burberry on it
If they liked you then they shoulda put some burberry on it
Don't be sad once you see that they dont got it
cause if they liked it then they shoulda put some burberry on it.
 
Don't treat me like the other things
I'm not that kind of lad
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
 
You're a man that makes me moan takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you own
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost everyone else will be gone
 
All the single chavs, all the single chavs
All the single chavs, all the single chavs
All the single chavs, all the single chavs
All the single chavs
Now put your hats up, oh, oh, oh
 
Cause if they liked you then they should have put some burberry on it
If they liked you then they shoulda put some burberry on it
Don't be sad once you see that they dont got it
cause if they liked it then they shoulda put some burberry on it.
Oh, oh, oh
 
Cause if they liked you then they should have put some burberry on it
If they liked you then they shoulda put some burberry on it
Don't be sad once you see that they dont got it
cause if they liked it then they shoulda put some burberry on it.
Oh, oh, oh
   
*wipes off the sweat from my body*
 
Thank you.
5362 days 22 hours ago
cheznahuf
Ok, sins ai leff school in year 8, I don no much bout poechry. But I try.  Dis is 5 Haikus about da storee of our relashunship.

1. Drinks
He has Jack Daniels
Our eyes meet just so quickly
I sip Lambrini

2. Dancing
While on the dancefloor
Your gold chains hypnotize me
He crunks, is this love?

3. Love Making
With him on mum's couch
Burberry thrown all around
He has no condom

4. Pregnancy
Up at 4 A-M
He yells, you puke too loudly
Cigarettes, I smoke

5. Abusing the Social System
Baby chav in tow
Waiting in line for my cheque
Wondering, where's Pabs?

OMG. I hope you luv dis shite. I got top marks in eenglish. Ah waz also doing sum extra credit wiff da teachah. Nartamean?
5362 days 20 hours ago
Genevere
Food of Love
 

Take a plump stalk of fair play
Add a head of love when hot
Put in a knob of friendship
And another knob...why not?
 

Sprinkle in some patience
Add generous love to taste
Stir in some affection
Spoon on tolerance, and baste
 

If there's anger, let it simmer down
Leave out temper,let it be
Now that my lovely naked chef
Is the perfect recipe
 

Lets put a bun in the oven
Cast off your oven glove
My taste buds are a-tingling
I drool for you, my love
 

You know how to knead my dumplings
And my buns ,and all the rest
Your meat and two veg are to die for
Your spotted dick's the best
 

My Pablito Chav
We must have got things right
With you around to cook my goose
I've got a healthy appetite
5362 days 20 hours ago
Emmaleigh
Pablito has one fine ass
Some attitude and a bit of sass
Seriously I wanna bone him every day
He is so hot, lets roll in da hey
Me and youz look very good togethah
With your guns and my tits, wed be forevah
Who needs school or a good edumacation
We'll smoke weed and go on vacation
I will take you all da way to china town
to buy fake gucci, burberry its only downtown
we be stylish walkin da street
pumpin' our fists and stompin to the beat
I hope soon that you knock me up
so we have a shot gun wedding and no pre nup
Id be honored in holy matrimony
then later that night id ride you like a pony
oh em gee crystal loves pabs
I hope i win so i can stroke his abs
PEACE... one love
5362 days 19 hours ago
pablito
Yay, they're all in. I will look them over, as well as my guest judge (if I have one still).

Results up tomorrow.
5362 days 4 hours ago
pablito
I have to thank my guest judge who is a legend among chavs. He'd know, because he introduced me to a chav once. I've seen proof that he has his chavvy ways. I've seen him drink some cider before. He's also been the biggest importer of chav music to tengaged. He knows what music chavs will enjoy before chavs even start bopping their heads to it. None other than AlphaBravo.

I do not disagree with his rankings, so I am going to accept them as the final judgment. Because three more people will be eliminated once again - there will be FIVE on the list for eradication. After this round, there will be no more triple eradications, and the chavllenges will be less on judging, more on...other things.

In fourth place, we have Faffy (cheznahuf)'s haikus. They were quite inventive and told a clear distinctive story. A story I know all too well. I know the role of baby daddy all too well. Congrats, you are safe this time!

For third, we have someone who has stumbled a bit, but is still a top chav. And that's CrYsTaL! I'd love to go down to Chinatown with you, in fact I'd love to go down anywhere with you.

In second place is another person with a rebound, and that's award winning artist Luz Chavita featuring Beyonchav. It's quite appropriate that you ask me to put a burberry on it, especially after last night's VMAs. Except instead of you interrupting Taylor Swift, maybe we can just smack that bitch down and then dry hump lady gaga and her detachable penis.

And finally, the winner that was chosen is Chardonnay - BlueStar! You chose an appropriate song, as fresh prince is originally from Philly. So that hits my chavvy heart.

Congrats to you four, you're all deffo safe.

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