Drag Queen Masterclass sponsored by LensCrafters
Using state of the art technology, we have decided to revive the one person who could unite world religions, establish ethnic peace treaties, and end coronavirus: Trisha Paytas. However, upon learning Trisha was not actually dead, Helen Keller was revived instead.
Because reading is fundamental, Helen Keller will be doing a live book reading of her new picture book âColor Blocking as easy as 123.â As such, the dress code will require every drag queen to wear bold color matching outfits which Helen will then judge in a competition for a FREE! 2008 iPod Nano. Runner up prizes include a Blockbuster gift card, a used Blockbuster gift card, and some water.
Hosts for the event will include other blind icons: Stevie Wonder, Amanda from ANTM Cycle 3, and Cynthia Lee Fountaine, who is not blind yet, but will be. And soon.
Vaccination card required upon entry. $10 cover before 10 pm. $15 after. Parking not validated.
Runway: Sexy half-android woman from the future!