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In the great tradition of RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE, the library is OPEN!

This week you simply had to dress up in your favourite drag and say a few words, but the pressure truly got to some!

Now, let the bitchfest begin!

Up first...

TAINT

The T in Lady T’s must stand for testosterone because that bitch is BUILT, like you're not Lady Thee Stallion you're Lady Thee Whole Fucking Stable.

XieXie I’ve prepared a series of ink blots and I’d like for you to tell me what you see:




Just as I thought, unrecognizable! Fancy Feast on the other hand, no stranger to a sewing machine, and such a wonderful painter! But here’s two things you might not be familiar with: taste and a WIN.

Jayson is always a day late and a foot short… sorry I mean a dollar short for these challenges. Maybe ask Madge if she can spare some quarters? She’s always got some on her for bus fare because that’s surely the only place she’s going with those runways.

Whoa! Shady!

Next up...

FANCY FEAST

Xiexie – It’s kind of ironic that you are into piss play…..because you look like SHIT!

Taint- The look queen of the season! They always stereotype the pretty girls and say they have no personality. I don’t agree though, I don’t think you’re pretty. 

Jayson- naming yourself after the clearance sale Chris Brown was a choice, but maybe it fits because when it comes to this competition you don’t have a very good chance at beating anybody

Mad Madge- when I tried to come up with something to say that was unique about you all I could come up with was boring Australian. But if I called you that then what would I call Taylor?

Lady T- They say the shoulders should match them hips, but they didn’t mean LITERALLY! You are the Kia Soul of drag!