When I call your name please step forward..

... Fancy Feast.

...You are safe, you may leave the runway.

The rest of you represent the HIGHs and LOWs of the week.

First up is Leona!

I didn't enjoy your scandal at all, to be honest. Your jokes didn't quite land for me, and your runway was lacking. I would've liked to have seen something less predictable than a cabaret inspired look because that's the route everyone took this week.

Next up, is Salsicha Erotica

I could see the inspiration for this in the Timothée Chalamet myth, but the events in your story didn't really make sense (how could you tell she infected people with chlamydia just by her walking in the street?) so you lost me there and then your runway weren't pleasing either. If I saw that look in person I would want to leave the bar. I've seen your work before and I know you can do better!

*doesn’t exist on the show yet*

it was a morning walk of shame she was coming back from that d

but i appreciate your reviews babe and will work to get better!

Imma head back to the sex bar this is stressful

Next up – Lady T!

I died at this. I wasn't expecting such a simple yet controversial scandal. You didn't follow the obvious sex-scandal which almost everyone else did, so I like that you gave it an obscure, light-hearted spin. It made it very enjoyable. As for your runway, I love the choice of delivering the look as a GIF. However, I feel that the look is a bit lacking. As I said to Leona, the sort of cabaret / showgirl look was expected with this theme and I would've like to have seen you push the idea of a tiny little hat further.