Earlier this week Louise O. L. Sinclair, heiress to both Lysol and Sinclair oil fortunes and infamous silver screen vixen has once again become embroiled in a bizarre scandal following the very public separation from her ex-husband the year prior. Previously well known for her roles in box office hits like ‘The Social Speakeasy’ and ‘Call Me By Your Name, Which Is [HOMOPHOBIC SLUR OMITTED], Because It’s 1917 And Homosexuality Is Sin”, Sinclair came under fire as rumors of her sexual appetite began to spread as the starlet returned to the dating market after her divorce. These rumors, it seems, only began to scratch the tip of the iceberg, as new letters allegedly penned by Sinclair have been published detailing the actress’s cannibalistic fantasies.
While the messages are cryptic, further correspondence seems to confirm Sinclair’s cannibalistic tendencies.
Sinclair has reportedly been taken into custody for questioning regarding the disappearances of four men in the half mile radius surrounding her Bel Air estate in the past year. While representatives of the actress have declined to comment on the matter, a source close to the Sinclair family told the Herald, “I had an affair with Louise last summer. She was the first woman to ever eat my ass — god, what a woman! I can only imagine the euphoria those guys must have felt as she devoured them alive. Godwilling I’ll go out the same way”. More to come as details of the gory story develop.
