That's the theme of the week. It's hard to make me cry, some call me a gargoyle. So I will be rating this not necessarily on how good the song is, but the story. So... if your song can bring me to tears you've done your job.

Because I'm anticipating it to be very difficult I will also be rating it on a Parker's Eye State Meter

No Tears
Feels Pity
Feels Sad, but again No Tears
Wants to Cry, But NO TEARS
Can feel the Water, BUT IT DOESN'T COME OUT
ONE TEAR DROP ( I am telling you it is very hard to make me cry)
TWO TEAR DROPS (damn good job for getting here)
Slight drizzle (your power has caused me sadness for 15 minutes)
Pouring (near impossible, but if you do, you win automatically)