Hey girls, you better get the pinot because it’s turtle time!
This week there’s been a slight snafu with the budget, I’m afraid our regularly scheduled programming has been PULLED from the air. But fear not! As your gracious host I’ve already lined up another gig… for some of you!
For your maxi challenge this week you’ll be auditioning for a new series: The Real Housewives of Tengaged! That’s right, Andy Cohen took one look at this cesspool of a site and saw dollar signs, so we’re now in the process of scouting just FIVE new housewives for the pilot of the show.
For your audition tape you’ll just be giving us a short introduction to who you are, which means your NAME, HOW DID YOU GET YOUR MONEY, and a short walkthrough of a DAY IN YOUR LIFE. What are your hobbies? Your interests? Your extracurricular activities?
You will not be required to make a look for your tape, but you’re welcome to if you feel it will help your chances.
And of course, the last thing any Real Housewife needs is a tagline! So, for the final portion of your challenge, you’ll be choosing your tagline for the ‘introduction’ featured at the beginning of every episode. Here are a few for inspiration/example:
On the runway this week, category is DYNASTY! You’ll be walking the runway in fashions inspired by the dramatic, opulent style of the 1980’s series. (This need not be an exact recreation of any look from the series, but your look should be inspired by the styling of the show).
In addition, the bottom two queens this week will be lip syncing to ‘Windowlicker’ by Aphex Twin.
This challenge is due on Monday, June 14th at 11:59 PM EST. If you need an extension, you can reach me via mails here, aliengelic#0121 on discord or naomihitme on Skype if like, you’re being held at gunpoint and for some reason Skype was the only thing installed on your phone and you need my help for some reason.
as a side note, you don't have to be restricted to like "a housewife who plays tengaged", unless that's the angle you're going for... you're just making an audition tape. do whatever!
Giving you drama with the pose, and ash with the face. Makeup in the 80s wasn't kind to black people so I thought I'd reflect that tonight. And of course that's only the best, realest, most freshly killed ostrich feather money can buy!