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𝟎𝟖: The Real Housewives of Tengaged [CHALLENGE]

Topic » 𝟎𝟖: The Real Housewives..

1022 days 15 hours ago
boyfriend
Hey girls, you better get the pinot because it’s turtle time!

This week there’s been a slight snafu with the budget, I’m afraid our regularly scheduled programming has been PULLED from the air. But fear not! As your gracious host I’ve already lined up another gig… for some of you!

For your maxi challenge this week you’ll be auditioning for a new series: The Real Housewives of Tengaged! That’s right, Andy Cohen took one look at this cesspool of a site and saw dollar signs, so we’re now in the process of scouting just FIVE new housewives for the pilot of the show.

For your audition tape you’ll just be giving us a short introduction to who you are, which means your NAME, HOW DID YOU GET YOUR MONEY, and a short walkthrough of a DAY IN YOUR LIFE. What are your hobbies? Your interests? Your extracurricular activities?

You will not be required to make a look for your tape, but you’re welcome to if you feel it will help your chances.

And of course, the last thing any Real Housewife needs is a tagline! So, for the final portion of your challenge, you’ll be choosing your tagline for the ‘introduction’ featured at the beginning of every episode. Here are a few for inspiration/example:



On the runway this week, category is DYNASTY! You’ll be walking the runway in fashions inspired by the dramatic, opulent style of the 1980’s series. (This need not be an exact recreation of any look from the series, but your look should be inspired by the styling of the show).

In addition, the bottom two queens this week will be lip syncing to ‘Windowlicker’ by Aphex Twin.



This challenge is due on Monday, June 14th at 11:59 PM EST. If you need an extension, you can reach me via mails here, aliengelic#0121 on discord or naomihitme on Skype if like, you’re being held at gunpoint and for some reason Skype was the only thing installed on your phone and you need my help for some reason.

COUNTDOWN: https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20210614T235959&p0=179&msg=TGDR9+EP08&font=sanserif&csz=1

Racers, start your engines… And may the best drag queen win!
1022 days 15 hours ago
boyfriend
as a side note, you don't have to be restricted to like "a housewife who plays tengaged", unless that's the angle you're going for... you're just making an audition tape. do whatever!
1022 days 15 hours ago
konohavillage1
IM ACTUALLY GOING HOME THIS WEEK
1022 days 15 hours ago
konohavillage1
I WISH THEY WOULD LET US WATCH THESE MOVIES AND TV SHOWS IN THE HOTEL ROOM SO I WOULD KNOW WHAT THE HELL IM DOING
1022 days 15 hours ago
doodyful
YES WINDOWLICKER
1017 days 16 hours ago
Yaxha
‎ 🕳️ week eight (i'm still here!)

my housewife
she's got one eye on the the money, and one eye on her husband.
https://i.imgur.com/9oAyW8s.gif

dynasty
this is what hole would wear to the rich dynasty people party,
before she got kicked out for activities in the bathroom...
https://i.imgur.com/Scam4KR.gif

challenge
https://bit.ly/3xllHyv
1017 days 14 hours ago
KingGeek
nicole grr, week viii
:P
https://i.imgur.com/Bx2Ergb.gif
1017 days 14 hours ago
konohavillage1
E.A.T.A.D.I.C. on the runway!

https://imgur.com/uMUgNAY.gif

Giving you drama with the pose, and ash with the face. Makeup in the 80s wasn't kind to black people so I thought I'd reflect that tonight. And of course that's only the best, realest, most freshly killed ostrich feather money can buy!
1017 days 12 hours ago
ILoveSleep
Runway

https://i.imgur.com/xGQ0gs2.gif
1017 days 10 hours ago
konohavillage1
desperately tries to get this stuff uploaded before my laptop dies
1017 days 10 hours ago
Stering_butter
i am RUNNING
1017 days 10 hours ago
KingGeek
LEVEL 5 SHARNA LEVEL 5
1017 days 10 hours ago
Stering_butter
.jezebel. - .08. - .runway.

https://i.imgur.com/Yzv4sKk.gif

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