1) Liking TurkeyLover, or showing appreciation for it, is 20 years on death row, and then an execution taking place, with the blood being donated to the local blood bank

2) No "Turkey is ok" or "Turkey isn't bad" is allowed. You will receive 50 years in prison for this

3) Failure to alert the police when TurkeyLover nearby means you may be considered an accomplice and will receive the same punishment as rule 1

4) Not hating Turkey enough will give you 20 years

5) Dressing like TurkeyLover will give you 15 years

6) Being rude to any fellow Turkey haters will give you 10 years. We are all fellow haters after all

7) Convince as many people as you can to become a hater. If you don't at least try to turn, you will get a year

8) Not attending the weekly TurkeyLover hate group meeting will mean you get a fine of $150

9) ALWAYS RESPECT THE COUNCIL. Failure to do this will land you the same punishment of disrespecting any other TurkeyHaters

10_ If TurkeyLover tries to contact you, alert the police immediately, and DO NOT, under ANY circumstances reply. Once you've replied, it's too late, there's nothing we can do but pray your soul doesn't end up in hell