As you know our very first episode will be taking place on...
★ (September) Fri 18 - Sun 20, 5PM EST ★
But for now he’s a quick preview, leading up to Friday’s episode!
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~ AUGUST 20TH, 2018 ~
•3:45AM•
*Lucy Luscious can be seen driving her car at 90mph down a 30mph road singing along to Rappin’ For Jesus*
“𝐌𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫
𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲...𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐫”
*Lucy Luscious gets a message from her dad*
- Be back in 10 minutes! AND DO NOT CRASH MY CAR THIS TIME!!! -
*Lucy drives while responding*
- Of course dad...I’m so much more responsible now! -
*Lucy messages her animal bff deer-yandra*
- Omg my dad is such a possessive freak like he told me I had to be back in 10 minutes and he thinks I’m gonna crash the car...????-
*Deer-yandra replies*
- Girl you a responsible driver now. 50mph over the speed limit...I’m so proud of you. -
*Lucy smiles, looking up from her phone and sees a school 20 metres away from her*
LUCY: SHIT!
*Lucy stomps on the breaks but because she was going 90mph like an idiot her car flies through the school building knocking out the entire second floor*
LUCY: Okay but that was so fun!
*Lucy runs out of the school unhinged and with no cuts or whatever just before it collapses and makes a run for it before anyone catches her*
http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-guy-car-driving-4260171.gif *She rushes home to her dad*
LUCY: “Dad I-...I crashed your car into the local public school on accident and it collapsed.”
PASTOR: “YOU WHAT...”
LUCY: “It was an accident I got distracted by totally not messaging you while I was driving at 90mph...”
PASTOR: “You do know that we now have to pay for those kids to get education elsewhere...”
*Lucy looks down and then suddenly thinks*
LUCY: “What if you talk to the principle at Pentágono International School and get a handful of the kids scholarships to the private school and then we won’t get in trouble and nobody will know it was me” Lucy says proudly
PASTOR: “ARE YOU CRAZY THAT’S...not actually a bad idea!”
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💋💎 Thank you for reading this short preview and kind of lead up to the episode and we hope to see you there 💋💎
