HI! I’M OTEV THE ANGRY CUSTOMER, AND I’M PISSED! ALL OF MY FAVORITE PLAYERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED 4 ROUNDS IN A ROW. LEAVING 6 PEOPLE I HATE!!!
ALL I WANTED TO DO, WAS ORDER SOME OF THE FOODS NAMED AFTER THEM AT NOAH’S DUELING DINER! BUT THE SERVICE HERE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE. EVERY DAY, THEY CHANGE THE FUCKING MENU, AND THEY’RE EXTREMELY SLOW!
EACH MENU ITEM IS NAMED AFTER 2 PLAYERS, AND SINCE ALL OF YOU SUCK!!! I OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T ORDER ANYTHING WITH ANY OF YOUR NAMES IN THEM!!!
I WENT THERE EVERY DAY FRIDAY-TUESDAY, AND EACH DAY, I ORDERED AN ITEM OFF THE MENU THAT TOOK THREE HOURS TO ARRIVE!!!!
NOW, SINCE NOAH “FEELS BAD” (FUCK THAT GUY I STG) HE SAYS THAT HE’LL HAVE THE ITEMS I ORDERED, DELIVERED TO ME BY YOU, THE CAST FOR FREE.
I’LL TAKE YOU ALL THROUGH, DAY BY DAY, AND YELL AT YOU ABOUT WHICH ITEM I ORDERED OFF THE MENU. I WON’T EXPLICITLY SAY WHAT IT WAS, BUT YOU CAN FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT, I’LL ALSO POST THAT DAY’S MENU IN THE FORM OF 6 IMAGE LINKS AT THE SAME TIME, (AND OBVIOUSLY, I REMOVED ALL OF YOURS BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK).
YOUR JOB IS TO FIND THE ITEM I ORDERED THAT DAY, AND DELIVER IT TO ME BY MAILING ME THE LINK TO THAT ITEM.
THE LAST PERSON TO DELIVER ME MY FOOD EACH ROUND, IS ELIMINATED! IF ANY OF YOU DELIVER THE WRONG FOOD, YOU ARE ELIMINATED INSTEAD!
THE LAST PERSON STANDING AT THE END OF THIS COMPETITION, WILL BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER LEFT IN THE GAME FOR LACK OF A BETTER OPTION, BUT WILL ALSO BE THE WINNER OF THE DAILY CHALLENGE, AND WILL BEGIN TODAY’S NOMINATION PROCESS.
LET ME KNOW IF I DIDN’T MAKE MYSELF FUCKING CLEAR AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS!
ALSO CHECK THE FUCK IN!