•As clever as the Devil and twice as pretty. Why? Because I'm Slytherin, Bitch.
•Often outnumbered but never outclassed.
•You did not wake up today to be mediocre. Remember that.
•I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me with someone that actually gives a shit?
•They're gonna bitch about me anyway so I might as well give them something to bitch about.
•I'm a nice person so if for some reason you don't like me... you need to give yourself a good talking to.
•I'm sorry for all the mean, awful and accurate things that I said.
•Life is going to be hard sometimes. So get the fuck up and get your shit together. You're either an ocean or a puddle. People walk through puddles like they're nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.
•If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet, I'll be the sweetest bitch that you ever did meet.
•They said I couldn't. That's why I did.
Have fellow fraternity members backs in games when you can.
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Frat Game Rules (supplied by @noah_kondon):
1) Wait until the last moment seconds to make the final seat guess, and make sure we discuss and decide who's making it first.
2) Make sure to comment who you try to steal from. Whether successful or unsuccessful.
*Jerry is walking through the catacombs of Rome, alone. Something moves behind him. He turns but sees nothing. He continues walking. He hears something scuttle, very close by. He turns around swiftly, but nothing’s there! He continues walking, hoping the find his camera that he dropped the day..