Fraternity I'm Slytherin, Bitch

•As clever as the Devil and twice as pretty. Why? Because I'm Slytherin, Bitch.

•Often outnumbered but never outclassed.

•You did not wake up today to be mediocre. Remember that.

•I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me with someone that actually gives a shit?

•They're gonna bitch about me anyway so I might as well give them something to bitch about.

•I'm a nice person so if for some reason you don't like me... you need to give yourself a good talking to.

•I'm sorry for all the mean, awful and accurate things that I said.

•Life is going to be hard sometimes. So get the fuck up and get your shit together. You're either an ocean or a puddle. People walk through puddles like they're nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.

•If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet, I'll be the sweetest bitch that you ever did meet.

•They said I couldn't. That's why I did.

Have fellow fraternity members backs in games when you can.
Plus every blog in the 'Top Blogs from I'm Slytherin, Bitch' below ↓

Frat Game Rules (supplied by @noah_kondon):

1) Wait until the last moment seconds to make the final seat guess, and make sure we discuss and decide who's making it first.

2) Make sure to comment who you try to steal from. Whether successful or unsuccessful.

Private Comments

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Public Comments

  1. lruthskeltYaaaaas! Thanks for letting me in, I've been a Slytherin OG since book 1!
  2. TesterPlease star me in <3
  3. jussy007I need a reliable frat, this looks like a good place for me to be ; )
  4. SxndraPls star me, I want to join :)
  5. honeybunch1nojoke is a friend of mine i can vouch for him he just joined site
  6. IAmACan i join?
  7. TesterI want to join this frat but I don't want to turn my back on my friends at The FratFrat :/
  8. ZingerI'm SLytherin :)
  9. TaraGcome play with us!
  10. FaakeStar meeee pleaseeee
  11. FireXI am back fam
  12. ZMAN12hey peeps would love to join! Actually was housed as a slytherin at Harry Potter World and on Pottermore haha
  13. TaraGhad to leave to make a friend a frat, star me back in please <3

Top blogs from I'm Slytherin, Bitch


Her after krispy kreme

2 TaraG, Jun 15, 2019


These people NEED to be stopped

2 SeaViper, Jun 15, 2019



When someone you thought was a friend...

1 TaraG, Jun 16, 2019

...turns out to be a user matte :/


Globe of challenge first elimination

2 SeaViper, Jun 15, 2019

Only Marcogr45, Tester and RavenWhiteFeather completedthe Sweden pit stop. As for jussy007, piesyumyyumypies, Kevin0621, iichaoskimmy and Gay_horse_ you're results will be randomized!..

President of I'm Slytherin, Bitch

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