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Fraternity Church of Bald

Welcome to The Church of Bald. This frat is solely dedicated to admire the fucking king Imthebaldman.

You must always be loyal to the Bald Man and obey him as your leader. Together we shall destroy all the haters and the bald man will rise.

-noah_kondon (before giving Bald Man the presidency)

OUR HEADS ARE BALD
OUR CHESTS ARE BALD
OUR LEGS ARE BALD
OUR ARMS ARE BALD
OUR ARMPITS ARE BALD
OUR EYEBROWS ARE BALD
OUR NOSES ARE BALD
OUR ASSES ARE BALD
OUR BALLS ARE BALD

WANNA KNOW WHY?
CUZ WE'RE THE BALD CHURCH

FRAT SEAT RULES:

YALL CAN GUESS JUST MAKE SURE ON THE LAST ONE YOU DONT GUESS UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE

Private Comments

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Public Comments

  1. plsnokillmeI love you baldman
  2. Tiny54Hi
  3. Paige5459I know we're supporters of baldness, but could you please like my blue hair I created! I want it to be a top design! https://tengaged.com/design/id-247200/blue-hair
  4. Paige5459It kicked me out for some reason :/ Star me back in please
  5. pennywisetheclownYou'll all float
  6. Paige5459Alright people, go on this chatzy and click on the bald mans link! Help him get money to get yellow level! I had an email sent to me about helping him get to yellow, so I figured I could contribute a little by setting up a chatzy for him! http://us20.chatzy.com/22574586622532
  7. C00LDUDE1000hi I'm a noob so star me
  8. RememberMe123Thank you guys!
  9. RememberMe123I want to join because HE'S THE BALD MAN
  10. IanTengaged???
  11. sk9ergalI shaved my head for the king

President of Church of Bald

Fraternity president needs 20% of member votes to continue. If president has less votes than required, the next most voted member will be the president.
Min. votes to continue: 1

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