Welcome to The Church of Bald. This frat is solely dedicated to admire the fucking king Imthebaldman.
You must always be loyal to the Bald Man and obey him as your leader. Together we shall destroy all the haters and the bald man will rise.
-noah_kondon (before giving Bald Man the presidency)
OUR HEADS ARE BALD
OUR CHESTS ARE BALD
OUR LEGS ARE BALD
OUR ARMS ARE BALD
OUR ARMPITS ARE BALD
OUR EYEBROWS ARE BALD
OUR NOSES ARE BALD
OUR ASSES ARE BALD
OUR BALLS ARE BALD
WANNA KNOW WHY?
CUZ WE'RE THE BALD CHURCH
FRAT SEAT RULES:
YALL CAN GUESS JUST MAKE SURE ON THE LAST ONE YOU DONT GUESS UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE