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What would be

3rdNov 15, 2020 by woeisme
the worst state to name a child after? I think Idaho is up there because people would make ho jokes.

I think the more normal ones would be like Georgia, Florida, Virginia.

Certain ones like Texas can only be pulled off depending on the person. Like a bodybuilder named Big Texas would  fit. You can't pull it off if you're a nerd or something.

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I’ve considered giving my child the first name “South” and the middle name “Dakota”

Ask me again in 5 months!
Sent by GrrrImABear,Nov 15, 2020
Alabama?
Sent by paul028,Nov 15, 2020
Idk... I really think it would be pretty sad to name your child “West Virginia” or “New Jersey”.

“Rhode Island” would probably the worst though.
Sent by zachbbs,Nov 15, 2020
I mean Rhode Island and Delaware would sound pretty silly but so would a fair few of the states. I think Montana has become quite popular which is lovely.
Sent by Becksta20,Nov 15, 2020
Virginia is a horrible name to call your kid. Massachusetts or whatever the fuck it is is also awful...imagine having to write that every day of your life
Sent by SeaViper,Nov 15, 2020
Connecticut would suck too I guess
Sent by woeisme,Nov 15, 2020
I think the more normal ones would be Arizona, Montana and Nevada. 
I would really hate to name child Missouri, Massachusetts, New Hampshire or Vermont tbh.
Sent by Blahblahblahblah,Nov 15, 2020
New Mexico, New Hampshire, New Jersey would be weird
Sent by Tizian,Nov 15, 2020
Tex Ass
Sent by Letal,Nov 16, 2020
pretty much any of them tbh

but ESPECIALLY montana

marietori
Sent by lemonface,Nov 16, 2020
mississippi
Sent by WannaBeeFriends,Nov 16, 2020
“Hurry up New Mexico, you’re gonna be late to school!”
Sent by Sam_Hamwich,Nov 16, 2020
big texas LMFAO
Sent by Irelia,Nov 16, 2020
Nevada would be a cute name, but they'd probably be really slow at everything.
Sent by cheritaisdelicious,Nov 16, 2020
South Carolina
Sent by Chic,Nov 16, 2020

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