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As culture develops, society tends to create a media filled with common interest, or symbols with certain meanings. This leads me to believe that, the worldwide sensational game, Tengaged, should attempt to keep up to date on these extremely important trends. One trend that continues to spread throughout modern society is the commonly known dance move, the "dab". The Dab can be described as when one points both his/her arms in one direction, and looks in the other direction, downward (example in attached picture). The act of doing this move, or "dabbing", is a cultural phenomenon that is taking the world by storm. Adding the move to the game can be easily accomplished, by pressing a specified key, the player assumes the "dab" stance. This is why it is imperative that Tengaged, a game in which millions play, should implement "dabbing", a move that millions practice.
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dabs with left hand, followed by right hand. Feels strange feeling in my stomach, so I go to the doctor to check it out. Doctor informs me that I have stage 3 ass cancer from dabbing so much. I write my will, my family sets up a coffin and everything. I have 3 days to live. I decide not to go through chemotherapy, and allow myself to slip away into a comma forever. My last action, with all my left over strength, at the very seconds before I pass away into the void, I dab. One final dab to complete them all. The dab was so amazing that it resurrected me, and I was revered as Jesus Christ to Christians and Muhammed to Islam. Jews and other religions soon followed me as the messiah, and I toured the world spreading joy to the people of earth. I was after recognized as the most benevolent person to ever exist. They gave me a castle, and a large plot of land in a small European country. I decided to build a tiny army to protect my new fortress from potential invaders. Eventually all people saw that I was holy, and gave their land to me as well. After years of accumulating free land my army grew, and so did my empire. I encompassed all of Europe in the span of five years. It was now time for the final plan. Secretly, I was not the reincarnation of Jesus or Buddha or Muhammed - I was Hitler all along. I take over the world one country at a time, killing on Jews and blacks on my way in. I was so holy that no one could stop me. No one stood in my way, even those that saw first hand my true monstrosities. I had become death, the destroyer of worlds. After billions of years of immortality, I was all that there was. They called me the "dab king" and my people recognized me as a crusader throughout the universe. No evil existed, and through the perspective of my subjects, all I did was right. After an eternity there were no more individuals. The dab king was all that was left, no energy, no matter, no life, no death. All that could be seen, anywhere and everywhere in the universe, was a human male; hitting that dab, fam.
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