#Insanity - I’M JUST SHAKING MY ASS! I’M JUST SHAKING MY DERRIERE! GOT A DRINK IN MY GLASS! So trashy… but good! Very much of its time but I was moving!
#tbrown_47 - obvious artist! Not obvious choice! T’was cute!
#JonMcGillis - a timeless classic methinks! CupcakKe and Big Freedia carried! Mad no one referenced shake it by metro station but yassss!
#ARTPOP2 - bop! I loved your concept and you nailed it! This song did drag a bitsy but I was moving!
#Maxi1234 - Little did I know that your mails about you eating this round up would be kinda true…. This bopped more than it should’ve… like go white girl go!!!
#QueenMichelle - yasssss!! So good… and so close to being in the top! Lurve the production!
BAWPPP girls just wanna have fun <3 i just wanna have sex in a car <33333 So gorg really… this was sent to tsc and I’m pretty sure I 12’d it! So good! I don’t have much else to say but I moved a lot… even cried a little…
I think you’re a little boring gamebot bitch for this!!!!!! But BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Easily one of, if not, her best songs! So gorgeous… so stunning…. So melancholy…. The Me & U by Cassie production…. Yeah… I’m crying in the club to this!!!!!
Okay…. So lyrically? This is one of my fave Rina songs… but the production is what loses it for me. It’s basic. It’s the chromaticaification of Rina Sawayama. Bloodpop needs to count their days!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah this isn’t THAT bad but she better… and for this theme too! “Comme Des Garçons (Like The Boys)” would’ve been a better choice methinks. #Lukesaur - “Affection” by Boys Noize, ABRA
One of the greatest songs ever made. I want it injected into me. I want to breathe this song. I will never love someone like the way I love this song. If this song was a pill, I’d take it. If this song was a drink, I’d drink it. If this was a meal, I’d eat it. If this song was a d*ck, I’d suck it. If I had to kill my family in order to hear this song, I’d do it. I’d marry this song. <3
First off, may SOPHIE rest in power! They truly were a revolutionary force in the music industry and really in life too. Unfortunately, I never got into their discography but better late than never, right! Now, I really love this deconstructed club hit… Pony! Boy! Yeah. YEAH. So good!!!
#Jaxon - “Evacuate The Dancefloor” by Cascada & #BigBrotherDonny - “Don’t Stop The Music” by Rihanna
I’m giving you both the same critique. You both sent amazing timeless classics that are like megahits!!!! However, they’re also incredibly obvious, boring, and predictable for this theme. Now, I know this theme isn’t revolutionary nor groundbreaking but I encouraged you guys to think outside of the box and you too thought very much inside the box.
Now onto the placements….
#Byleth…. I may just wanna have sex in a car… and you may just wanna win a round…
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Sadly, this round isn’t your time. Byleth, you are SAFE!
#nateclove, Swedish hottie yeah I know…. Winning song? I don’t know…
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You are SAFE.
#Hunty, your face is the front of shop but is your song the winner of the round?
14) Princess Paparazzi - To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand POUB by Princess Paparazzi. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Princess Paparazzi's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike POUB by Princess Paparazzi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Princess Paparazzi's existential catchphrase "I’ll Rip Out Your Extentions and Piss On Your Birkin" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Princess Paparazzi's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a POUB by Princess Paparazzi tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.