TURKEY: I wanted to like this so bad! I really did! And I like the instrumental a lot... but that's it. I love a good Spanish bop but this didn't bop in the way I wanted it to. The vocals are just so.... Like Pabllo sounds like she's singing in higher pitch than usual. The other person sounds okay but when they sing together towards the end of the song, it sounds so bad. Like someone just layed the vocals over each other and called it a day.
PENNY: LMAO this is kind of a weird choice? i mean bop but i feel like he has better songs? i appreciate the throwback tho LOL this took me back. cute song, i DID move. i just don't think its as strong as some of the songs here tho :(
TURKEY: IsabeIla Lovestory is a literal genius. Like this song is so good. So good. Honestly, her whole Mariposa EP was a masterpiece. And this was definitely a highlight of it ! Yeah! this song is just so fun, you can help but want to dance ! And when she starts speaking Spanish in the middle of the song??? A serve. Very much summer.
PENNY: i love how she namedrops the superior mariposa in this song. teehee but for real this song SHHHMACKS. shes always gave me slight fergie vibes with her verses and i appreciate how much this calls back to mid-00s reggaeton. a whopper if you will
TURKEY: No because this is so good?? I always see this song on lemonface's profile and just never click on it and now I'm mad at myself for never doing that because I would've heard this massive slay earlier ! This is very sounds of fiesta !
PENNY: i mean.... I MEAN.... look at the material. very few songs in this world give me such a serotonin boost as this one. a CLASSIQUE in every sense of the word i fear. children sang this song at weddings graduations and funerals and honestly? i'm children. a lot of pop girls would be scared of that chorus AND I'LL NAME THEM.
#MrBird | Outside" by Calvin Harris, Ellie Goulding
TURKEY: Yeah so this is something I would stan so hard when I was like in the 6th grade but in the 7th grade, I bleached my hair and started listening to Melanie Martinez. Basically what I am saying is that songs like this aged kinda poorly to me. Like it's very 2014 but not in the fun way where I can bop to it ! However, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be !
PENNY: now... i appreciate u not going for the slightly more obvious route and sending "summer" and actually yeah i do like this. its v standard 2014 edm and it honestly still holds up kinda well! even if i dont rmr the drop being so meh. but hey at least its not "need your love" now THAT song aged. overall i liiiiike this but im kinda :// at this being sent. ironically enough i dont see too much of a summer connection here too!
#iiCreazyGX | "You Need To Calm Down" by Taylor Swift
TURKEY: This is genuinely one of my least favorite songs ever. It's so bad. It gives off straight girl who watched one (1) episode of rpdr and now they want a gbf energy so much. It also feels like a scene in a shitty sitcom where some old person uses the word "stan" or "wig" wrong and the younger character is like "don't ever say that again!!" and then there's an audience laugh track because that was supposed to be funny but it's not at all. Yeah. Also, taylor wearing a fur coat in a pool stresses me out so much. Like why would she do that??? But at least Ryan Reynolds was in the mv!
PENNY: ...right. im struggling to see the summer connection here? is it because taylors laying in a pool while wearing a fur coat (who does that???????)? is it because it was released in june 2019? is it because it namedrops GLAAD, a lgbt organisation, and the lgbt community celebrates pride season in SUMMER???? unfortunately i dont think this song is good enough to even warrant those justifications. i dont think i hate this as much as my cohost but in the context of the theme, this is kind of a miss for me.
TURKEY: Speaking of sounds of fiesta, this is so fun! This gives off carnival vibes ! Like it sounds like the "Pound The Alarm" music video ! Also, I really like the chorus! it's so silly and fun! yeah! my only negative thing about this song is the last 30 seconds are unnecessary but yeah! bop!
PENNY: this BOP. this is so incredibly joyous and catchy and boppy and SUMMERY, everyone moved! definetly one of the songs that scream SUMMER to moi. i had such a blast with this, a knockout of a submission. good job this week
TURKEY: This is a cute litte summery song! It's nothing amazing or anything but I'm not mad at it! It oddly reminds me of the garden salad pizza or whatever it was called that i had the other day night! It was good! Lots of vegetables. Yeah I'm sure there's some sort of connection between the pizza and song.
PENNY: its true mr soler is so easy on the eyes... but is he easy on my ears? meh ive heard this before and dont rly care for it? i mean its a cute song and it definetly fits the theme but its always sounded kinda limp for me. he has better but i appreciate and see the appeal of this song.
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CONDRAGULATIONS. You have won this round. You've earned bragging rights and the power to eliminate one of the bottom gheurls.
#varlto, as the winner, you are ENCOURAGED to hear out the bottom 2 and deliberating before making a decision. and I can't WAIT to see how this turns out.
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LOL didn’t know you’d make us eliminate each other
As you can see I have no taste... I MEAN Id love to stay varlto I really hope you can give me another chance and another round to stay in this game! I can´t go hme now it would ruin my non existent reputation that I strive so hard for!