hi ladies! welcome to part ONE of this exclusive double PREMIERE of turkey and penny takes miami: the song contest. EVERYONE CLAP... and say hello to this round's cast.
CAST: Mrkk - "Sofia" by Alvaro Soler Slice - "Lucy" by Destra MrBird - "Outside" by Calvin Harris, Ellie Goulding Demgirl6 - "Tongue Tied" by GROUPLOVE Symmetry888 - "Malibu" by Kim Petras iiCreazyGX - "You Need To Calm Down" by Taylor Swift QueenM1chelle - "Dance The Night Away" by TWICE Kindred7 - "California Gurls" by Katy Perry ganghandedcat - "Golosa" by Isabella Lovestory Hunty - "Todo Dia" by Pabllo Vittar, Rico Dalasam varlto - "Vamos A La Playa" by Loona
it seems this particular batch of people didn't get LOST in the middle of our miami tour guide and are at the beach. in accordance please do not be WORRIED for the others or try to look for HELP for them, instead just send ur best summer song down below ^_^. essentially send a song that reminds u of summer basically! X
format:
--> each of u will send a BANGING hot song that fits the theme assigned to u, with every song being ranked by ur esteemed judges from best to worst every week!!
--> and for the first time in TURKEY'S SONG CONTEST history.... the winning player will have the POWER to eliminate one of the bottom 2/3 each week! what a fun twist i'm sure hasn't been used in a certain drag queen competition show of sorts!
--> make alliances! this game is both a song competition and a STRATEGY game. nnyas kill each other
notes:
--> sending big pop gewrls IS technically allowed but obvious, low effort songs WILL be downpointed over actual EFFORTS regardless of quality. i don't wanna see any fucking ladey gags!
--> if ur gonna gamebot..... don't fucking gamebot..... or do but like do it in a cute way!
y'all have until this blog expires to pick a song besties! good luck and may the BEST music taste win.
I am so so happy to be competing in this amazing season with so many talented people Ilysm <3
this week I’ve decided to go with a song that’s for the girls and by the girls. but there’s more to it than just that! there’s a deep lyrical connection to the BEACH, mama. for as you can see, she is dancing on the beach. Isabella is living her lush sugarbaby lifestyle
the lyrics deeply connect with the concept of summer, I would like to quote the following lines in this amazing song…
Soy una experta en la elegancia (I’m an expert in elegance)
Tengo las mas expensive fragancias (I’ve got the most expensive fragrances)
Baby vámonos a Francia (Baby let’s go to France)
Es de Madrid y me dice gracias (He’s from Madrid and he says THANK YOU)
I think it’s evident to everyone here that france is the world’s number ONE tourist destination. when do most people go on their trips abroad?
that’s right. in the SUMMER.
furthermore, this is the year of COVID vaccinations. when will most people be able to go to france after getting their shot? that’s right, you got it. in the SUMMER. through this amazing lyric, you can already develop a deep connection with the summer.
Bitchy (bitchy)
Caminando por la beach y (walking on the beach and…)
Me quito el bikini (taking off my bikini)
Todas las miradas on me (all eyes on me)
beaches are frequented by people the most in, you got it, the summer. it’s true it’s true. Isabella lovestory is clearly the most popular moment in all of Honduras for all the summer girls.
this song is also one that if you’re a girl, you know it, this hits at all the clubs in all the relevant countries (ireland you don’t count <3) on those HOT summer nights when you’re twenty shots down. come on now
