aria_grande - "I hate... this lame exercise you're forcing on us. You're a fake teacher and should be fired again or thrown in jail for gross negligence. Do us all a favor and self-deport to whatever nowhere country gave you your 3-easy-steps online degree in counseling and demand a refund. You're welcome. Wow! I do feel better."
LovelyKiss - "Why don't we do a story about a troubled loser girl who's so desperate for attention she tries to commit suicide, fails, then defies all odds by becoming popular and then manages slowly but surely to alienate everyone in her life, and then she dies?"
SennaRichards - "Quit screaming and hide your nasty junkyard Hamiltrash."
jussy007 - "I had a hot boyfriend who loved me even though I'm an unlovable, plain loser freak with no fashion sense, but I dumped him for a pothead douche hole, and now I have to live with that, which is why I get high just to make it through the day."
SeaViper - "Jenna Hamilton tried to kill herself...again!"
shellbelle - "Ew! Whatever happened on the mountain, Hamilqueef, we are not friends!"
rellizuraddixion - “She is losing what’s left of her tiny, pathetic mind.”