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Best NFL Team of the 2010s - 2010 Pt. 1

Feb 1, 2020 by survivornerd
Deciding match ups randomly, winner decided by SimMatchup Football until we get down to one team from 2010.

First match up, two play off teams, Indianapolis Colts vs. New Orleans Saints. Since both teams lost in the Wildcard round, the home team will be whomever had a better record - the Saints, who went 11-5, as opposed to the Colts who went 10-6. Peyton Manning vs. Drew Brees, two of the GOAT quarterbacks of all time.

1st Quarter

12:37 - Adrian Arrington 7 yard pass from Drew Brees, TD. 0-7
5:21 - Adam Vinatieri 37 yard field goal. 3-7
4:16 - Robert Meachem 58 YARD pass touchdown from Brees. 3-14

2nd Quarter

12:10 - Adam Vinatieri 25 yard field goal. 6-14
3:01 - Garrett Hartley 33 yard field goal. 6-17
0:20 - Just before half time, Blair White gets a 4 yard pass from Manning. 13-17

HALF TIME

3rd Quarter

9:26 - Reggie Wayne gets a 7 yard TD pass from Manning. 20-17, Colts take the lead
3:10 - Marques Colston gets a 6 yard TD pass from Brees. 20-24, Saints take it back

4th Quarter

8:27 - Garrett Hartley hits a 40 yard field goal. 20-27
3:37 - Reggie Wayne 10 yard TD pass from Manning. 27-27, tied up.
1:33 - Kicker hits a FIFTY TWO yard field goal....... and that kicker is....... Garrett Hartley.

The Saints win, 30-27. MVP goes to Drew Brees who threw 18 for 28, 273 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs.

Next game is between the Dolphins and the Buccaneers. Neither made the playoffs, but the Buccaneers had the better record, so they're playing in Tampa Bay. On the Dolphins is Celebrity Big Brother 2 runner up, Ricky Williams.

Q1

1:24 - Dan Carpenter hits a 34 yard field goal. 3-0, Miami takes the lead

Q2

12:36 - Mike Williams gets an 8 yard TD pass from Freeman. 3-7, Bucs take the lead.

Q3 - no one scores

Q4

10:08 - Connor Barth hits a 21 yard field goal. 3-10, Bucs further their lead
2:07 - Ronnie Brown runs it in, only 1 yard. 10-10, tied.

The game goes into OT.

2:32 - Dan Carpenter hits a 31 yard field goal, ending the game. 13-10. The Miami Dolphins upset the Bucs and advance to the Sweet Sixteen. Game MVP goes to Mike Williams of the losing Buccaneers squad, who got 5 receptions for 87 yards, 3 of those for more than 20 yards, and 1 of those being a TD.

The next game is between the Oakland Raiders and the Steelers, since the Steelers not only made the playoffs but made the Super Bowl, they will play at Heinz Field.

Q1

Oakland touchdown, Zach Miller 22 yard past from Campbell. 7-0

Q2

Janikowski hits a FG. 10-0
40 seconds before half time, Mike Wallace runs it in for 4 yards. 10-7

Q3

Rashard Mendenhall runs it in for 1 yard and a touchdown, giving the Steelers the lead, 10-14.

Q4

Antwaan Randle gets a 1 yd pass from Roethlisberger for a TD. 10-21

The Steelers started slow, but picked it up and will advance. The game's MVP was Rashard Mendenhall, who ran for 98 yards and 1 TD.

The Browns and Chargers will play next, since the Chargers had the better record, they'll play in San Diego. Yes, San Diego.

Q1

Browns' Phil Dawson hits a 52 yd. FG. 3-0

Q2

Malcolm Floyd catches a 32 yard TD from Rivers. 3-7
At 0 seconds, Kaeding hits a 50 yarder. 3-10

Q3

Montario Hardesty runs it in from the 1 yard line. 10-10, Browns tie it up.
Kelley Washington catches a 15 yard touchdown pass from Rivers. 10-17, Chargers pull ahead.

Q4

Darren Sproles runs it in from the 3 yd line. 10-24.
Kaeding gets a 21 yard field goal. 10-27.

The Chargers win pretty handily and advance. The MVP goes to Philip Rivers, who threw an impressive 13 for 15, 218 yards, and 2 touchdowns.

The next match up is the Bears vs. the Patriots. The Pats made the playoffs, so they'll play in NE.

Q1 - no score

Q2

Shayne Graham, 29 yards. 0-3
Robbie Gould, 51 yards. 3-3
Robbie Gould, 38 yards. 6-3
0 seconds left, Shayne Graham gets 52 yards, 6-6 going into half time.

Q3 - no score

Q4

Kahlil Bell 10 yard run for TD. 13-6, Bears pull ahead
Deion Branch 36 yard TD from Brady, 13-13 tied up.
Kevin Faulk runs it in from the 1 yard line, 13-20. The Patriots win and advance to the top 16. Game MVP goes to Deion Branch, 2 receptions for over 20 yards, totaling in 58 yards, and scoring a touchdown.

The next match up is between two division rivals, the Bengals and the Ravens. They'll play in Baltimore, as the Ravens made the playoffs.

Q1

Ray Rice gets a 3 yd pass from Flacco. 0-7
Caldwell gets an 82 YARD reception from Palmer to score, Stitser misses the extra point. 6-7

Q2

Bernard Scott run for 10 yards. 13-7, Bengals pull ahead.
Ray Rice gets another TD reception for 15 yards from Flacco, 13-14, Ravens pull ahead.

Q3 - no score

Q4

Cundiff hits a 21 yard FG. 13-17
Leonard rushes for a SEVENTY ONE yard touchdown, Stitser misses the extra point again. 19-17. Bengals pull ahead.
0 second left, Stitser finally does something right and gets a 37 yard FG, making the Bengals upset the Baltimore Ravens, 22-17. MVP is Andre Caldwell, who got only one reception, but turned it into an 82 yard TD.

Chiefs and Falcons play next, the Falcons and Chiefs both made the playoffs but the Chiefs lost in the wildcard round, so they'll play in Atlanta.

Q1

Thomas Jones gets a 6 yd. rushing TD for KC. 7-0
Matt Bryant, 47 yard kick. 7-3

Q2

Moeaki 4 yard TD pass from Cassel. 14-3
Thomas Jones gets a 9 yd. rushing TD. 21-3
Matt Bryant gets a 38 yd kick. 21-6
Succop, 31 yards. 24-6. Going into halftime, the Chiefs are making the Falcons their bitch.

Q3

Roddy White gets an 89 YARD touchdown pass from Matt Ryan. 24-13
Jamaal Charles runs it in from the 3 yard line. 31-13

Q4

Jamaal Charles gets a 24 yard pass from Cassel for another TD. 38-13
0 seconds left, Succop hits a FG. Not only was this an upset for the Chiefs to win, but it was an absolute blowout, 41-13. Jamaal Charles gets MVP for 94 rushing yards, 60 receiving yards, and a touchdown rushing and a touchdown receiving.

The next game is between the Texans and the Redskins. Both had the same record and neither made the playoffs, so it will come down to point differential. Texans had a PD of -37, and the Redskins had a PD of -75, so they'll play in Houston.

Q1

Dreesen 2 yd pass from Schaub. 0-7, Texans.
Derrick Ward runs it in from the 49 yard line. 0-14, Texans.

Q2

Santana Moss 18 yd pass from Grossman. 7-14
David Anderson 24 yd pass from Schaub. 7-21
Arian Foster 5 yd pass from Schaub. 7-28, going into the half.

Q3

Graham Gano, 22 yd FG. 10-28
Graham Gano, 24 yd FG. 13-28

Q4

Santana Moss 14 yd TD pass from McNabb. 20-28, the game is getting close.
Andre Johnson gets a 14 yard TD pass from Schaub, the final score is 20-35, the Texans win. Matt Schaub easily wins the game MVP with 300 passing yards, 4 TDs, no INTs.

The next game is between the Jaguars and the 49ers. The Jaguars had a better record, they'll play in Jacksonville.

Q1

Vernon Davis 4 yd pass from Smith. 7-0
Thomas 11 yd pass from Garrard. 7-7

Q2

Frank Gore gets an 18 yd pass from Smith. 14-7, going into the half.

Q3

Frank Gore, 7 yd pass from Smith. 21-7
Jeff Reed kicks it for 30 yards, FG. 24-7
Morgan gets a 30 yard pass from Smith. 31-7

Q4

Reed kicks it for 21 yards. 34-7
Frank Gore runs it in from the 6 yard line. 41-7, not even close, the 49ers upset the Jaguars and advance. Gore wins MVP for rushing 115 yds, 1 TD, and receiving for 44 yds and 2 TDs.

The Vikings and Seahawks are up next. Seattle made the playoffs, so they'll be the home team.

Q1

Mare, 41 yds. 0-3
Longwell, 51 yards. 3-3

Q2 - no score

Q3

Mare, 33 yds. 3-6
Forsett runs it in from the 1 yard line. 3-13 going into the final quarter.

Q4

Shiancoe gets a 20 yard pass from Favre. 10-13
Robinson runs it from the 20 yard line to the endzone. 10-20
Obomanu runs it for 69 yards. (nice.) 10-27. The Seahawks knock out my team, the Vikings. MVP goes to Michael Robinson, who rushed just 6 times for 115 yards, scoring a TD.

The next match up is between the Lions and the Titans, who had the same record. Lions had a -7 PD, but the Titans, despite having a 6-10 record, had a positive PD at 17. They'll play in Tennessee.

Q1

Chris Johnson 13 yd run. 0-7
Dave Rayner 21 yds. 3-7

Q2

Dave Rayner 36 yds. 6-7
Rob Bironas 27 yds. 6-10

Q3

Dave Rayner 29 yds. 9-10
Ringer 3 yd run. 9-17

Q4

Ringer 5 yd run. 9-24
Calvin Johnson catches a 22 yd TD pass from Stafford. 16-24. The Titans win despite a late game surge from the Lions, MVP goes to Chris Johnson, who ran for 116 yards and a TD.

Next up is two division rivals, Rams and Cardinals. They'll play in ST. LOUIS.

Q1

Josh Brown 37 yds. 0-3
Breaston 55 yard receiving TD from Skelton. 7-3
Josh Brown 36 yards. 7-6

Q2

Feely 38 yds. 10-6
Feely 20 yds. 13-6

Q3

Josh Brown 21 yds. 13-9

Q4

Feely hits a 47 yard FG. 16-9, final score. What a snoozer! But we did have the underdogs, the Cardinals, win. MVP goes to Steve Breaston, who had 3 receptions for 83 yards and 1 TD.

The next match up is between the New York Giants and the Packers, who won the Super Bowl and they will of course play at Lambeau Field.

Q1

Derek Hagan 8 yd TD pass from Eli. 7-0
Ahmad Bradshaw 2 yd pass from Eli. 14-0

Q2

Mason Crosby kicks it for 40 yds. 14-3
11 seconds in the half, Donald Driver with an 11 yd TD pass from Rodgers. 14-10.

Q3

Crosby for 38 yds. 14-13
James Starks runs it in from the 4 yd line. 14-20

Q4

Hakeem Nicks 3 yd pass from Eli. 21-20, the game is close as hell.
Donald Driver 2 yd pass from Rodgers. They try to go for 2 points, but fail. 21-26.
Mason Crosby closes out the game by hitting a 50 yarder. 21-29, the reigning champs still remain, but the Giants put up a good effort. MVP goes to Rodgers, who threw for 302 yards and 2 TDs.

The next game is between the Panthers and the Cowboys. As the Panthers only had 2 wins, they'll play in Dallas.

Q1

41 yard PICK SIX from the Cowboys. 0-7

Q2

Josh Kasay 20 yd FG. 3-7
Dez Bryant 2 yd TD pass from Kitna. 3-14
Steve Smith 9 yd pass from Moore. 10-14

Q3

DeAngelo Williams 1 yd run. 17-14.

Q4

Dave Buehler 34 yds. 17-17.
Steve Smith 13 yd pass from Moore. 24-17
Miles Austin 12 yd pass from Kitna. 24-24.
Buehler 27 yds. 24-27.
Kasay 42 yds. 27-27. The game goes into OT.

OT

Tashard Choice 11 yard rushing TD, the Cowboys win, 27-33. The MVP is Jon Kitna, 278 yards passing and 2 TDS (and 2 pics).

The next game is between the Jets and the Eagles. 2 playoff teams, but the Jets made their conference championship, so they'll play in New York.

Q1

Shonn Greene 6 yd run. 0-7
Nick Folk 28 yds. 0-10

Q2

Nick Folk 36 yds. 0-13
Dustin Keller 19 yd TD from Mark Sanchez. 0-20

Q3

Shonn Greene 36 yd run. 0-27

Q4

Nick Folk 21 yd FG. 0-30

That's the game, the Jets absolutely dominated and shut out the Eagles. MVP is Shonn Greene, who rushed for 81 yds and 2 TDs.

The last game of the round is the Broncos and the Bills. Both had the same record, Bills had a PD of -142, and the Broncos had a PD of -127, so they'll play in Denver. Yeesh.

Q1

Quinton Ganther 8 yd run. 7-0

Q2

Fred Jackson 13 yd run. 14-0
Rian Lindell, 27 yds. 17-0. They go into half time, Bills shutting the Broncos down.

Q3

Matt Prater 36 yds. 17-3
Ganther 15 yd run for a TD. 24-3

Q4

David Nelson 45 yd TD pass from Fitzpatrick. 31-3
Lloyd 3 yd pass from Orton. 31-10
Lindell, 51 yd kick. 34-10.
Moreno 4 yd run TD. They shoot for the 2 pt, and Buckhalter runs it in and gets it. 34-18. Despite picking it up at the end, their incompetence in the first half bit them, the Broncos lose and the Bills win and advance. Fred Jackson wins MVP, rushing 86 yds and scoring a TD, also 27 yards receiving.

#casting

That's the first round, should be fun to see if the Packers can hold on to the title, or if a dark horse can pull off an upset.

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