reposting cause this goes well with christmas
let me know what you think
Song name:Christmas Sex
It’s Almost Feliz Navidad
Oh My God
I know you want to touch my bod
If your luck you can see my rod
I’ll make you forget about Todd
Girl you know I, girl you know I
Don’t need cookies and milk
You can dress in silk
Girl you know I, girl you know I
I’ll go to the mall
Then you can see by ball
Christmas Sex Christmas Sex
It’s the best holiday of the year
Christmas Sex Christmas Sex
It’s the best holiday of the year
Let’s forget bout your ex
An easy way is to have some sex
If your lucky you can see me flex
Lets’ get under the tree
It will be just you and me
If you hit the star
You and I will go far
Then we can run away with my car
Girl you know I, girl you know I
Don’t need cookies and milk
You can dress in silk
Girl you know I, girl you know I
I’ll go to the mall
Then you can see by ball
Christmas Sex Christmas Sex
It’s the best holiday of the year
Christmas Sex Christmas Sex
It’s the best holiday of the year
I’ll give u a gift
Then your position you’d shift
It feels we are going adrift
We need an airlift
You perfume,I’ll try to sniff
I’ll get a good whiff
You smell great
I'll give you an eight
Girl you know I, girl you know I
Don’t need cookies and milk
You can dress in silk
Girl you know I, girl you know I
I’ll go to the mall
Then you can see by ball
Christmas Sex Christmas Sex
It’s the best holiday of the year
Christmas Sex Christmas Sex
It’s the best holiday of the year
If you have a friend she can tag along
As long as she will wear a thong
Nothing can go wrong
Don't worry it won't take long
You know together,we belong
To bad we can't do this yearlong
Afterwards we can smoke from my bong
Now that’s the end of my song
1.What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
A "pointsetter"!
2.What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
3.What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Your teeth
4.What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
5.Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!
6.What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!
7.What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
8.Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!
9.Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood!
10.Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on top she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
