and ill tell you what kind of guest at the 'rant (restaurant) you would be
galaxies the person who claims they are ready to order when ur in the WEEDS and proceeds to ask 10 questions about the menu after asking for recommendations skyler1822 the person who is waiting for someone else to show up but orders for them anwyays thirteen the person who seats themselves at a table and then is angry nobody is attending to them kindred7 the woman that is pissed that she doesnt get scotch half off during lunch after explaining the "whiskey wednesday" half off promotion starts during dinner chad123 the ppl that reserve outside but decide they want to sit inside because its hot outside but then complain about their table inside christian_ the woman that is mad that the fried items are fried in the same fryer as gluten items and that the online menu is lying when it claims they are gluten free kinggeek the yelper that checks in with the yelp free pour of wine/beer promotion but then declares they dont drink and want a dessert instead abstractjay the white woman in their 40's that asks for drink recommendations from a cocktail list full of sugary fruity drinks and then says no to half of them because of calories bigdizzleyomama the person who makes it clear they have a seafood allergy but then orders an add on shrimp to their salad 1 course later highnoon the guest that claims u have truffle fries and swears up and down she has had truffle fries at the 'rant before even though the chef personally hates truffle oil and they have never been on the menu. Then leaves a 1 star yelp review because the 8 americanos you had to brew while in the weeds didnt get a sugar caddy with fresh brown sugar fast enough. after asking for lychee martinis as if shes in miami beach. both of which she asked u for 1 week prior when she came in with a different person and knows personally you dont have. MmabatlokoaMolefe - the mom that orders mac and cheese and the kitchen sends a dry crusty one to the table that has been sitting in the window a while. she gets a new one really quick but still complains viciously that the mac and cheese should never have been served and also consequently posts a 1 star yelp review about it. Alexavontrayne - the person who asks for a basket of just chicken fried wings after you explain that basket comes with only 1 wing lexeyjane - the person who asks for the shortrib meatloaf with a waffle and after you explain to them that the texture is like pulled beef takes one bite and then complains that its just like pulled pork. Then orders mac and cheese after saying they had a dairy allergy 2 courses ago.
and ill tell you what kind of guest at the 'rant (restaurant) you would be