-"i need to win this comp to ensure my safety in this game"
-we get 2-3 explanations of the rules via scripted confessionals within 2 minutes of the rules of the hoh/twist being explained explicitly to the contestants
-a 2/3 part inflated premiere which is just a guise to have a lot of comps in the first couple eps
-a "never before" done twist that "shakes up the game like never before" which is just a guise to have comps on the sunday episode for some power
-maybe 2 ppl over 30 in the cast
-the whole cast playing for instagram followers and not the money
-collective iq of 80 among the cast
-feeds come on, 1 or 2 of the interesting ppl are revealed to be wallpaper and the other 1 or 2 interesting ppl are already house pariahs with one foot out the door
-feeds come on and theres already 2 or 3 female vs female rivalries/conflicts
-"i need to win this comp to ensure my safety in this game"