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I’m in absolute awe at how DUMB

Feb 16, 2021 by splozojames50
one of my tables at work today was.

He asks questions about two (among many many others he asked about wasting my time) dishes that he eventually got. One was the shortrib meatloaf

dumbass: “how is that prepared??
me:“its braised and then PULLED APART, then pressed and cut into squares. it is NOT a traditional meatloaf texture its like ropa vieja, our SPIN on meatloaf”

dumb hass: can i get the baked potato... but i dont want the cheese foam, or the bacon
me: okay i can get that for you sir but just to let you know its just going to be a plain potato with creme fraiche
him: yeah uhh. can u bring it with some butter on top
me: i can bring some whipped butter on the side yes,
*i re-iterate AGAIN that he is going to receive a plain potato essentially*

*5 minutes later*

me: how are we enjoying dinner?? :)
lady hes with: not good! :D
the guy: yea i didnt like this at ALL *points to plain potato*
the guy: and this... i liked the waffle (heavy alteration on the dish i brought a fucking waffle with his shortrib) but not the meatloaf... its just like shredded pork!!

i was flabbergasted.gif for a good like 2 seconds before i responded and asked him if he wanted anything instead. only for him to order a mac and cheese after taking cheese off all his dishes via alterations. i am in awe at this person

Comments

lmaoooo. Also wow this place sounds fancy with interesting food
Sent by cheritaisdelicious,Feb 16, 2021
i hate men
Sent by AustinRules6969,Feb 16, 2021
That sounds like a classic imbecile i see while working at a coffee shop. I am praying this prick tipped you generously splozojames50
Sent by FlamingJojo,Feb 16, 2021
If you told me ropa vieja or creme fraiche I’d be confused too
Sent by Danger,Feb 16, 2021
Danger yeah I had to look it up but im sure there were menu descriptions
Sent by ShayyBayy,Feb 16, 2021
I mean with the line of questions already done, they could’ve asked for further intel ShayyBayy Danger
Sent by FlamingJojo,Feb 16, 2021
danger thats why i always use the language “then the meat is PULLED apart then pressed” etc to EVERY table that gets that dish cause even tho im in miami not everyone is hispanic/familiar

and then if u dont know (and are already asking to know how its prepared) just ask what that means like i was legit talking to this guy for like 6 minutes as he asked about everything he was not afraid to ask dumb shit
Sent by splozojames50,Feb 16, 2021

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