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Crystal Clear's Drag Race S1E7: Snatch Game

Oct 17, 2018 by spinfur
Previously on Crystal Clear's Drag Race, following Miss Ophelia's shocking elimination the queens were tasked in creating parody girl groups based on famous girl groups in history. Some were able to deliver a powerful diva performance while others failed to be a rising star in the industry. It was a close battle between Amelia Awesome, Diamandis, and Janice Uganda however Amelia Awesome won the Grammy and the challenge. Pussi Pink failed to shine once again, and was thrown into the bottom but it was Jemima 4.0 and Purplie that ended up lip syncing. With a close lip sync, Jemima 4.0 was sadly sent home by Purplie in a battle of Aly and AJ.

8 Queens remain, who will be eliminated next?

==After Jemima 4.0's elimination==

The queens enter the work room, the mood seeming to be more upbeat at queens who lip synced prior are now starting to slip up and lip syncing again, which means good news to the ones who hasn't lip synced yet. Purplie wipes off the lip stick message from Jemima and they discuss things about the challenge. One concern comes for Pussi Pink as she has yet to shine or do anything memorable in the competition. She swears that she will eventually step up to everyone's level but others believe that she's going to go home soon.

==The Next Day==

The girls enter the work room ready for the challenge, with the number almost being at halfway the tension is rising because they expect one of the most iconic challenges in Drag Race history.

Oooo gurl she done already had herses

Crystal: Hello my excellent 8, as a drag queen you put on a face to he public, and to be America's Next Drag Supermodel you have to put on the face of one. But what if you try on other faces? Maybe each other's faces, or maybe a celebrity face? You know what they say in Hollywood, that everyone is fake including me! So I dare you to be the fakest bitch but stay true to your character because that's the only thing that counts right?

Crystal Clear enters the workroom

Crystal: Hello ladies! Now I don't think I need to explain this challenge to you all, but today you will be playing the Snatch Game! Choose a celebrity to impersonate and don't be afraid to go all out with it okay? Remember the number one rule of Snatch Game! BE FUNNY! That's all for now ta-tah!~

Snatch Game Impersonations:
Amelia Awesome - Lady Gaga
Diamandis - Marina Diamandis
Janice Uganda - Tana Mongeau
Mae Haswell - Dolly Parton
Purplie - Bebe Rexha
Purrie - Cristina Yang
Pussi Pink - Trisha Paytas
Shelita Ham - Lorde

The queens prepare and perform their snatch games in hopes of winning the most iconic challenge in drag race.

==The Main Stage==

Crystal: Welcome to the main stage of Crystal Clear's Drag Race, tonight I challenged my queens to participate in the Snatch Game, where they impersonated iconic celebrities or characters in hopes of making me or my special guest stars laugh. On the runway here however they were asked to serve their best Kylie Minogue look because tonight is the night of 1000s Kylies. Gentlemen start your engines, and may the best woman win!

==Runway==

The queens walk down to the runway one by one

Best Look: Shelita Ham
Worst Look: Pussi Pink

==Critiques==

Crystal: Ladies the judges and I have added up our scores and we're ready to give our results. When I call your name please step forward... Shelita Ham and Purplie you are safe you may head back stage. The criteria for being safe is narrowing down ladies so take this as a warning. So safe will put you in a dangerous position. The rest of you are the tops and bottoms of the week, let's start with alphabetical order.

Amelia Awesome: You're Lady Gaga was so hilarious, and you definitely made the right choice. You had no real struggle keeping to the character of Gaga, and you just delivered joke after joke I had to keep my composure several times throughout the whole performance due to how funny you were. You're look tonight though is kinda basic? Like it's not bad by any means and you look good in it but compared to the others around you it was really a dull choice. Keep up the good work though!

Diamandis: Why am I not surprised to see you in the top tonight, every week you just kept nailing it on the head and here is no exception. I should have expected you to do Marina since literally your drag name is Diamandis, but I never expected you to perform at this level. It was a huge risk doing something you're so used to and I just loved every minute of it. You got the mannerisms and you got the comedy, it's really a great thing to see. Also your runway tonight is in the top three of the week for the judges, so great job I keep expecting you to fail but so far you've impressed and defied expectations.

Janice Uganda: Hunny your Tana was just a mess all over the place, like it was so bad. I don't feel like that was even Tana, I felt like that was you trying to make references and quoting Tana. You didn't embody the character at all and I was left so disappointed because I was really excited to see Tana regarding the drama surrounding her. You missed the mark by a mile here and it's saddening to see after doing so well last week. On the plus side though your runway is super cute, and I love all the minor Kylie references you put into this so at least you have that down.

Mae Haswell: Well I'll be damned Mae you really did do a nice Dolly Parton, even though you kinda struggled keeping the character away from yourself, you did a really good job delivering the punchlines to each joke, and you thought about them deeply to come up with these obscure answers that everyone still got. I never took you for a southern girl but I was wrong 100%. Now you're runway though isn't that great, it's a nicer version of Amelia's dress, even though it's a nicer version it's still very basic. I was expect people to think outside the box with Kylie and not just some basic dresses now come on!

Purrie: I think the character choice screwed you here Purrie as I didn't get the jokes, and when I did they weren't funny. I think were trying to combine different characters you had in your head, and it just didn't work out. When were you Cristina Yang? I only saw Purrie in the snatch game, and that's a huge issue if I couldn't tell you're character from you. The whole purpose of Snatch Game is to be funny as another person, and you weren't funny and you weren't another person. And your runway this evening is just not okay either, overall this week has been a sinking ship for you Purrie, I hope you can stay afloat.

Pussi Pink: Now Pussi I'm not going to start with the Snatch Game, I'm going to start with what the fuck is that outfit girl. Like that has to be one of the worst outfits we've seen this season, and it's not even Kylie! Like did you even do your research? It sounded like you searched your closet and decided to wear this to the runway because you didn't know who Kylie Minogue was and so you wanted look like Kylie Jenner hoping they dress the same. This is very disappointing however the shining light is that I did enjoy your Trisha a little bit. You were in tune with your character and you were funny, but that outfit ugh I wish I never seen it.

Thank you ladies, while you untuck backstage the judges and I will make some decisions

==Results==

Crystal: Welcome back ladies, I made some decisions

Diamandis, As Marina you showed up how to be a heartbreaker and the runway tonight really got me having love at first sight. Condragulations you are the winner of this week's challenge! You may head to the back of the stage

Mae Haswell and Amelia Awesome, you two are safe as well, good job now please head to the back of the stage.

Purrie, you're Cristina Yang impression made my anatomy feel grey, and you're outfit tonight wanted me to step back in time to never see it. I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.

Janice Uganda, your Tana was not worth waiting in line for, but your Kylie runway got me dancing of happiness

Pussi Pink, your runway tonight left my head spinning around in confusion and almost made me go blind, however your Trisha Paytas made us believe in Jesus.

Pussi Pink, you don't believe how lucky you are that we find your Trisha to be really funny, you're safe.

Janice Uganda, I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.

==Lip Sync==

Crystal: Two queen stand before me, prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance to Can't Get You Out Of My Head by Kylie Minogue. Ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life, good luck and don't fuck it up!



Both queens bring sexy to the performance, fighting for their life in this game because to leave on Snatch Game would be devastating.

Crystal has a wide smile on her face applauding the queens

Crystal: Ladies that was quite the lip sync however I made my decision

Janice Uganda, shantay you stay

Purrie, Even though this wasn't your week, hold your head up high my queen because you are truly the best kitty girl I know. Now sashay away.

Purrie leaves very sad

Crystal: We now officially half way through the competition, and with things are getting tight you better step up or go home. Now if you can't love yourself how in the hell can you love somebody else. Can I get an Amen

Everyone: Amen!

Crystal: Now let the music play!

The remaining queens dance the closing out as the 7 of them leave the stage

==7 Queens Remain==

Shelita Ham ( MaryBethDaisy)
Purplie ( melindaMrskk)
Amelia Awesome ( Amnesia_)
Pussi Pink ( FlaggedALot)
Diamandis ( Heavinni)
Mae Haswell ( Jacadeux)
Janice Uganda ( SmoothStalker12)

8th: Purrie ( FelipeS)
9th: Jemima 4.0 ( Absol)
10th: Miss Ophelia ( Rubes)
DQ: Miracle Monroe
12th: Winter Flora ( Maladus1)
13th: Constance ( nikw98)
14th: Vuhr Ginn ( XxHollyCarrotxX)

Comments

LOL i forgot i was still in this
Sent by SmoothStalker12,Oct 17, 2018
F7!! Woohoo
Sent by Amnesia_,Oct 18, 2018
Love a under dog
Sent by melindaMrskk,Oct 18, 2018

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